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Southampton fans outside Wembley on Saturday

Note how Wes Streeting is apparently universally loathed by even whatever Labour Party membership remains, despite months of the press bigging him up as Labour’s self-evident heir apparent, prompting questions re: on what basis such claims were repeatedly staked, and for whom it was all for.

there’s music for literally every activity

Have been scanning 35mm negatives from the first time I went to Rome in 2017, where I both had an orange filter on my lens and pushed the film the entire time, so the black levels are out of control. Funny what I see in them now compared to when I took them.

"Tell us one specific thing [Burnham] will do" Simons: ".. one of the things he's really committed to.. energy, water, social housing.. have gotten so expensive.. & one of the reasons why.. is that we've privatised a lot of them" "So with Burnham, nationalise water?" "No" lol

So I guess the San Diego Zoo posted the whole Pet Sounds album on their channel, set to thematically appropriate footage of their animals just chillin

"knowing their place" having 7 times the budget of any other team and reliable european money for 2 decades and staffing it up the wall lol, sure the other teams just need to pull themselves up by their bootstraps or get on their bike

BRIGHT EYES VOICE: this is the worst day of my life

Sometimes You Wanna Go Where Everybody Knows Your Name

Current mood: listening to Scott Hutchison’s version of the Hearts song and feeling emotional youtu.be/wXvBUxhGaTw?...

Sweat that Celtic penalty footage is just another version of this

Peter Jackson's Hobbit trilogy is spiritually AI.

Ach well, we always knew it was coming down to this

o'neill losing the title twice at motherwell would be so funny dude

Rewatching 30 Rock and I think this is still possibly one of the best constructed jokes in anything, ever.

IF YOU TOLERATE THIS, THEN YOUR CHILDREN WILL BE NEXT IS A SONG WRITTEN BY WELSH COMMUNISTS ABOUT THE SPANISH CIVIL WAR AND THE THREAT OF NATIONALIST FASCISM.

Oh my god the photo of Southampton's intern spying on Boro is incredible

This is fucking mental. Protesters in the UK can now be convicted of criminal damage but be sentenced as terrorists despite never having been convicted of a terror offence and without the jury knowing anything about it. Just a un unbelievable abuse of power by Justice Johnson.

Happy birthday to the man youtu.be/_ul7X5js1vE?...

Genuinely dystopian.

and despite all this, Zarah Sultana got chucked out of the house of commons for RIGHTFULLY pointing out that Starmer lied about his lack of knowledge about Mendelson! UK politics has always been a circus but it feels especially menacing and maddening right now 🙃

Vivian Maier, New York City, 1959

no, babe. you’re not “defending western civilization.” you are a dip shit

Britain fell to authoritarianism and the people doing it were so boring nobody noticed.

Mad that it's taken Farage days in hiding to come up with "It was unconditional" as an excuse for taking an obvious bung, when Starmer needed mere minutes to come up with "Not taking bribes would make me a bad father".

Israel must release Zeteo contributor Alex Colston and the rest of the flotilla activists and crew. This is piracy:

Orange Mysterious Foot Pain

I’m fucking horrified that folk 100s of years from now are going to refer to this period as the Trumpian Age or some shit and I’m gonna be lumped in with all the dumb extremist dicks. Solidarity with dead people from the 19th century who thought empire was for arseholes and now get called Victorians

It should be very fucking obvious that there can be absolutely no place for this kind of utterly unhinged virulent antisemitism anywhere, least of all in a party that claims to stand for a pluralist multicultural society.

i've had a rough day time to turn on the loser machine

thinking about the "Knowing Me Knowing You with Alan Partridge" episode where Alan is put under hypnosis and is asked to imagine he's alone with his dream woman and he gets into a petty argument with her and breaks it off

trying to play peekaboo with my child but he's a European diplomat: me: where'd daddy go? baby: we must articulate a post-daddy vision of strategic autonomy me: peekaboo! baby: my historic relationship with my father is stable despite recent troubles

"Majority of voters say welfare system is too easy to abuse" [Times] Majority of voters they asked have clearly never tried to get welfare

OH MY GOD IRAN HAS HUMILIATED TRUMP ONCE AGAIN. WE'VE NEVER SEEN IT LIKE THIS BEFORE. A DOMINATION. A TOTAL DEFEAT. UNBELIEVABLE!!

Scenes at the crucible

And now the Proclaimers go back into hibernation for another year.

Over the last few weeks I’ve become an uncle and watched snooker at the crucible…come on Hearts, let’s do the treble

Now this is how you sell a laminator

Time travellers: do better

JFK did not kill himself. He was murdered. The truth is coming for us all. theonion.info

When you go to a new mansion, establish dominance by going up to the biggest butler there and serve them a cup of tea

Something instead of nothing

Yes, Swiss scientist Fritz Zwicky coined the term “dark matter” which is impressive, but he also coined the term “spherical bastard” to describe people who are bastards no matter which way you look at them, and I think that should be celebrated more.

What idiots called it a "vajazzle" and not a "fannicure"?

thought labour wanted to cut red tape for small businesses?

efturnoon

Future Me: Chin-up kid, eventually this breakup will seem insignificant Past Me: In light of all the joy I experience? Future Me: Well it's been great chattin'