this is completely insane: since when is it acceptable for a tech company to rewrite news outlets' headlines without their consent? especially at a time when audiences are sensitive to how stories are framed in headlines? (ie Israel/Palestine, the Trump admin, ICE) www.theverge.com/tech/896490/...

HERE WE ARE, EXISTING, FLAILING. DEAD CHUCK NORRIS LIES DREAMING. HIS BLOOD POURS FROM HIM, CARRIED THROUGH AN ESCHERESQUE SERIES OF CANALS TO FALL BACK INTO HIS MOUTH. IN DEATH HE LIVES AND DREAMS. HE DREAMS OF US

Palestinians have been astute caretakers of what little land left to them and then Israel comes in with white phosphorus weapons and plans to build AI data centers on the rubble and people are still “wha does Gaza have to do with climate change”

It is nuts how much everyone on the Australian grid is being protected from fossil fuels by renewables and storage, and even more nuts how much its being broadly ignored in some of the bigger media outlets

Side issue, but if you hurl out increasingly deranged warnings about crack, Russians and child abuse, the public will just politely disregard everything you say - which is a real fucking shame 'cause Reform do genuinely want to replace the NHS with private insurance.

Dramas about corruption in public services should have tracks of your nan saying 'That is shocking. SHOCKING'

Obviously true, and that’s why it was necessary to fill every available channel with squealing, screeching and finger-pointing for two and a half years.

Never a big Narnia guy but this 6 seconds typifies everything I love about British television.

This is the destination of every company that tries to replace creative human workers with AI slop. futurism.com/artificial-i...

why are bees doing brutalism

So if using AI actually does erode human cognition the way studies suggest, then it's a feature instead of a bug? The world is gross enough without "take away people's ability to think so we can sell it back to them" being on the list.

THIS by @naomialderman.bsky.social is the ‘Why Marty Supreme Should Win The Oscar’ essay the Guardian should have published (and sent to every Academy voter). Instead of giving it to a sports writer who - I repeat - neither liked nor can remember the film. naomialderman.substack.com/p/look-at-me...

You might not like it, but this is what peak athletic performance looks like

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leaders like trump are why sun tzu had to write a bunch of advice like "don't write your enemy a letter detailing what tactics you really don't want them to do"

Gaza is stealing my son’s light! 💔 Every second his vision fades into a dark, silent nightmare. He deserves to see the world, not just the shadows of war. You are his LAST hope for a miracle surgery. Please, save his eyes! 🆘👁️ HELP HIM SEE! Verified by: @mommunism.bsky.social ✅ gofund.me/b8fb6f4e7

Launching a Book (Edinburgh version) at 7pm on Thursday 9th April at @lighthousebks.bsky.social, if you're into that sort of thing lighthousebookshop.com/events/polbl...

Worth noting that this is not fact some outlandish Trumpist aberration and new vulgar disregard for norms - Biden told exactly the same lie about the bombing of a hospital in Gaza back in October 23

Having some of the most thoroughly redacted thoughts of my life.

Every time you try to do this thing where you exactly quantify with a definition human consciousness, you take one of the great mysteries and bind it with mechanistic limits that are 1) inevitably incorrect and 2) cheapen the mystery. You are setting a base price for your worth and driving it down.

It’s Global socialism or death btw Imperialist capitalism is a threat to human existence www.nature.com/articles/d41...

straightforwardly, unambiguously evil shit

My old band’s album is a quid and there’s a song based on about four seconds of Muppet Treasure Island if you’re into that #bandcampfriday

Israel is bombarding, literally bombarding, two Middle East capitals, Beirut and Tehran, killing 100s of civilians, and yet the US and UK media continue to portray Iran as the threat to the region. Israel has nukes, but Iran is the nuclear threat. We live in Orwellian times.

Reform win a seat: The true Volk have spoken and we all must listen. Greens win a seat: Early reports that Muslims may have ‘voted’ (an ancient Islamic practice designed to steal elections). How severely should the franchise be limited in response?

Well, it looks a lot like the aim is to simply collapse every state they can’t buy off into ungovernable anarchy, to make them easier to dominate, tipping tens of millions of people into lawless poverty. It’s the type of stuff that they should send you to the electric chair for.

there is a house in new orleans they call the 'fucked up house'

Demo version linked below, you can download it from iOS and Android app stores

Made a new game so you can all use that secret Gary Barlow knowledge you have

Lmao mon the Hibees

"pose for a stock photo, it's 50 quid to just hang out with your mates"

See punk’s finally taken off in France

I keep hearing that the Epstein files are so big if we held everyone accountable everything would collapse. And no it wouldn’t. These rich guys don’t do any actual work. They aren’t actually important or useful they are just rich.

Passed this Hedgehog Highway sign today. My 9 year old said: 'You know the problem with that?' I shook my head. 'Hedgehog highwaymen.'

He had a joke in his stump speeches about how, if he were to walk on water, the headlines the next day would read “Jesse Jackson Can’t Swim”

#DoctorWho Roses are red, My heart is a quiver...

Always liked rugby

youtu.be/hnQshv0uzE4?... I forgot how unbelievably good these were. some of the best sketch comedy ever. hasn't aged at all.

me: scotland's shite anyone not from scotland: I agree me:

This is a 100% elite manufactured craze.

Palestine Action have WON their judicial review in the High Court! A massive victory for free speech, freedom of association and the right to protest. A massive defeat for the draconian attempts by Keir Starmer's government to curtail our fundamental rights.