Pretty stressed out that Green Day may not say Fuck ICE on a huge telecast pre superbowl and I'll have to not listen to them for a whole year as a result (i.e. my personal Superbowl) but this is promising www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...

Just re-remembered the funniest thing which was when someone came up beside me afterwards while I was peeing in a urinal to say "hey this is probably the wrong time but that was a really beautiful eulogy" "yeah you're probably right man this is the wrong time but thank you"

My "humble portuguese mozambique eatery" bit that I've done for years finally got a bite in the groupchat

Reas a eulogy for my friend Raph yesterday. Here is what I had written: dashmundo.micro.blog/2026/01/27/m...

Tuesday is February

It's class that ratty and irritated share so many sounds

It really does worry me that Dem electeds don't even talk about police militarization and the lack of civilian oversight. In most metros, PDs haven't been accountable to City Hall since the early 90s at least, and I've never heard an elected talk about that.

As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into a delicious bowl of Kellogg's Crunchy Nut Cornflakes with ice cold milk

"Whish! A gull. Gulls. Far calls. Coming, far! End here. Us then. Finn, again! Take. Bussoftlhee, mememormee! Till thousendsthee. Lps. The keys to. Given! A way a lone a last a loved a long the—riverrun, past Eve and Adam's [Hold My Hand by Jess Glynne starts playing] nothing beats a Jet2Holiday"

Did people find that ethical alternative to substack in the end? Perhaps I may write, occasionally

Jan 2nd easily the best bank holiday of them all

pound for pound this might be the funniest thing ever written

Lost - my grey jacket, Hibs scarf and green hat as seen in this picture. I’m pretty sure somebody accidentally picked up my jacket in Bongo Club last night. If anyone happens to have it or my scarf I’d really appreciate any help returning them. The scarf is more than 20 years old 😞

I've struggled to get into Liverpool's season this year. This from @knoxharrington.bsky.social has really helped sum up so much of how I felt listening to today's game and why quibbling about player's form has felt so unimportant

The best bit of Home Alone is John Candy listing various polka song titles

*at a christmas party* oh Rudolph is your favorite reindeer? That’s cool yeah yeah he’s pretty great *in reindeer chat* BlitzenBoy92: at the work thinh. take a guess DonnerTime: buncha dolphies? VixenLover: fuckin lame bro just keep ur cool change the subject The Dasher Enjoyer: thinh

Scored a peach at football tonight you know

I wanna be the first FIFA Poet Laureate

Gonna ask my writer friends working on their novel how their content creation is going

Oh come let us adore him OH COME LET US ADORE HIM OH COME LET US ADORE HIIIIIM REFILLED NOR LOCH

A horror film where the premise is that any time someone double tracks their voice a new copy of themselves has been created

I am 34 and yet still haven't learnt "if you take a video of a band stop singing along cause all you hear is your voice not the singer you idiot"

*dusts off* a couple memes I made a few years ago

he’s the creator of Flask. he’s literally the creator of Django. you dipshits he invented Zoop. better watch how you talk to the actual inventor of Peebo

RIP Sean Connery you would have loved saying this headline

this is really lovely

Was at Glasgow's 2nd biggest event tonight (The Offspring) which spontaneously broke out into No Scotland No Partys at full time, a wonderful omen

This is as bad as anything proposed by Reform. Leaving refugees in permanent limbo and unable to build a new life in the UK would be a complete abdication of our humanitarian responsibilities www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

my band Shinlifter have their EP launch on Saturday and with impeccable timing our Instagram has been hacked so we’ve lost our main channel for promoting it. if anyone wanted to help share this brilliant poster by my pal Grace there, here or elsewhere we’d be very grateful!

Totally fine and normal to kidnap children in the USA because a xenophobe decided they don't have the right piece of paper. This is what is coming to the UK if we don't fix up immediately.

If anyone in leith is looking for a Monday night 7 a side my usually rammed one has been more sparse recently and needs reinforcements 👀

Spare Idlewild ticket for tonight folks, just Idlewild and me and some mates in Edinburgh, what's not to love. Pay what you want for it.

Seeing a lot of responses to this saying "great, they can arrest the people outside asylum hotels!" which feels like a canny gotcha but is ultimately just an endorsement of the basic premise of the policy.

Phone stolen for selfie (happy birthday @everebecca.bsky.social ) ((hello @hannahjtw.bsky.social ))

Then, I’ve heard it said ‘but they have all this information anyway, why not put it in one place’? Why not? Because you don’t want to make it easier to oppress and control than you should. Grit in the wheels is a protection. 9/10

Wow SPOOKY

Met a man whose favourite Green Day album is Warning a couple weeks ago and haven't been able to stop thinking about it. Good for you man.

Bike path to university this morning chalked with Stop The Boats, if anyone up here was waiting for signs

When it comes to asylum seekers, "luxury" doesn't mean expensive, it means "goods and services that fall outside the scope of essential living needs". Everything, from the impossibly meagre allowance to the arbitrary restrictions, is about ensuring denial and misery.

Government plans to halve the ‘move on period’ for Refugees, reducing it to 28 days. 28 days to find a job, get a deposit, and find somewhere to live. Thousands of street homeless refugees by the time winter hits. www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...

To the tune of Zombie by the Cranberries 🎵 "Til you're dead, til you're dead, laundry laundry laundryyy yyy yy" 🎵 Other suggestions welcome, laundry is one of the better chores anyway so this is if anything a bit melodramatic

Ultimately what I am trying to say: we need a controlled ending to asylum hotels, this is uncontrolled which makes everything more volatile. To get ahead Labour needs to invest in a national plan for social housing which includes asylum housing and stop their own idiot narrative.

As a new sighthill-based student I am probably going to this, if other Edinburgh people are interested/were on the fence (there's a corbyn intro)

As a new sighthill-based student I am probably going to this, if other Edinburgh people are interested/were on the fence (there's a corbyn intro)

Love thinking of a cupboard as "boarding for cups", like here's a nice place for you live little guys hope it's dry and comfy

easy peasy veg jalfrezi

To be honest, hard to put together a policy that sums up this govt more than "we'll recognise a Palestine state in a few months unless you do these bare minimum things that won't even help very much" so some kudos for giving a new example

Wearing my best "I'm not a tourist" expression while dragging suitcase back home so that people think "he's not a tourist"