My Google photos seems to think Me is a different entity to myself and/or I

Snowing in april

Me on Salah. www.theanfieldwrap.com/2026/03/youl...

Just live with the assumption that everyone's a daughter of Jude Law and you'll be fine

Anyway my Monday night game has room for more these days so if getting to Leith Academy for 6pm on Mondays is easy for you, hit me up!

Tenacious D is just goth Hamilton (derogatory)

Except trams

This just isn't true. The 1951 convention requires state parties to facilitate the integration and naturalisation of refugees because the people who drafted it weren't moral vacuums or stupid enough to think that persecution that made people flee for their lives would magically go away in a year.

Five years ago this week, Sarah Everard was murdered by a serving police officer, sparking protests & promises of change But now, woman officers abused by colleagues tell me reforms have victimised them more instead of protecting them For @theobserveruk.bsky.social: observer.co.uk/news/nationa...

"It’s a few minutes before 10am on a dreary January morning in Glasgow, and I’m the only woman in a corridor full of men." I started my 2026 camped out in Glasgow's domestic abuse court. Read all about it @dispatchmedia.bsky.social (you can sign up for free!) dispatch-media.com/inside-europ...

HIDING BENEATH A MANHOLE COVER, REACHING JUST MY HAND OUT TO OFFER PASSERS BY A LOVELY PANCAKE. MANY ACCEPT IT, SOME SAY OH SORRY I ALREADY SHROVE. IT FEELS GOOD TO GIVE SOMETHING BACK. IN MY DAMP PIT I AM HAPPY

Anyway my Monday night game has room for more these days so if getting to Leith Academy for 6pm on Mondays is easy for you, hit me up!

Really good guide for filling out the govt consultation on migrant settlement (that's proposing some BAD STUFF). Do it tonight, it's the deadline, took me 10 minutes or so. www.praxis.org.uk/consultation

Pretty stressed out that Green Day may not say Fuck ICE on a huge telecast pre superbowl and I'll have to not listen to them for a whole year as a result (i.e. my personal Superbowl) but this is promising www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...

Just re-remembered the funniest thing which was when someone came up beside me afterwards while I was peeing in a urinal to say "hey this is probably the wrong time but that was a really beautiful eulogy" "yeah you're probably right man this is the wrong time but thank you"

My "humble portuguese mozambique eatery" bit that I've done for years finally got a bite in the groupchat

Reas a eulogy for my friend Raph yesterday. Here is what I had written: dashmundo.micro.blog/2026/01/27/m...

Tuesday is February

It's class that ratty and irritated share so many sounds

It really does worry me that Dem electeds don't even talk about police militarization and the lack of civilian oversight. In most metros, PDs haven't been accountable to City Hall since the early 90s at least, and I've never heard an elected talk about that.

As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into a delicious bowl of Kellogg's Crunchy Nut Cornflakes with ice cold milk

"Whish! A gull. Gulls. Far calls. Coming, far! End here. Us then. Finn, again! Take. Bussoftlhee, mememormee! Till thousendsthee. Lps. The keys to. Given! A way a lone a last a loved a long the—riverrun, past Eve and Adam's [Hold My Hand by Jess Glynne starts playing] nothing beats a Jet2Holiday"

Did people find that ethical alternative to substack in the end? Perhaps I may write, occasionally

Jan 2nd easily the best bank holiday of them all

pound for pound this might be the funniest thing ever written

Lost - my grey jacket, Hibs scarf and green hat as seen in this picture. I’m pretty sure somebody accidentally picked up my jacket in Bongo Club last night. If anyone happens to have it or my scarf I’d really appreciate any help returning them. The scarf is more than 20 years old 😞

I've struggled to get into Liverpool's season this year. This from @knoxharrington.bsky.social has really helped sum up so much of how I felt listening to today's game and why quibbling about player's form has felt so unimportant

The best bit of Home Alone is John Candy listing various polka song titles

*at a christmas party* oh Rudolph is your favorite reindeer? That’s cool yeah yeah he’s pretty great *in reindeer chat* BlitzenBoy92: at the work thinh. take a guess DonnerTime: buncha dolphies? VixenLover: fuckin lame bro just keep ur cool change the subject The Dasher Enjoyer: thinh

Scored a peach at football tonight you know

I wanna be the first FIFA Poet Laureate

Gonna ask my writer friends working on their novel how their content creation is going

Oh come let us adore him OH COME LET US ADORE HIM OH COME LET US ADORE HIIIIIM REFILLED NOR LOCH

A horror film where the premise is that any time someone double tracks their voice a new copy of themselves has been created

I am 34 and yet still haven't learnt "if you take a video of a band stop singing along cause all you hear is your voice not the singer you idiot"

*dusts off* a couple memes I made a few years ago

he’s the creator of Flask. he’s literally the creator of Django. you dipshits he invented Zoop. better watch how you talk to the actual inventor of Peebo

RIP Sean Connery you would have loved saying this headline

this is really lovely

Was at Glasgow's 2nd biggest event tonight (The Offspring) which spontaneously broke out into No Scotland No Partys at full time, a wonderful omen

This is as bad as anything proposed by Reform. Leaving refugees in permanent limbo and unable to build a new life in the UK would be a complete abdication of our humanitarian responsibilities www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

my band Shinlifter have their EP launch on Saturday and with impeccable timing our Instagram has been hacked so we’ve lost our main channel for promoting it. if anyone wanted to help share this brilliant poster by my pal Grace there, here or elsewhere we’d be very grateful!

Totally fine and normal to kidnap children in the USA because a xenophobe decided they don't have the right piece of paper. This is what is coming to the UK if we don't fix up immediately.

If anyone in leith is looking for a Monday night 7 a side my usually rammed one has been more sparse recently and needs reinforcements 👀

Spare Idlewild ticket for tonight folks, just Idlewild and me and some mates in Edinburgh, what's not to love. Pay what you want for it.

Seeing a lot of responses to this saying "great, they can arrest the people outside asylum hotels!" which feels like a canny gotcha but is ultimately just an endorsement of the basic premise of the policy.