So, fun fact: You shouldn't try to make jello shots by dissolving vitamin gummies in alcohol. Turns out that a bunch of the common vitamins, if carried along via alcohol, can be incredibly damaging to your liver. You didn't know that? Neither did someone else I know. Ask me how they know now. 💀

Usually a guy Milkshake Ducks out with like ONE awful thing. We may need to make Platner the verb for having an unending stream of skeletons in your closet. A platoon of skeletons. “That candidate has so many red flags he’s a day away from Face-Platnering.”

Narrator: Congress won't act. Congress is now the Duma-West.

Adelita Grijalva won her election to Congress 27 days ago with 70% of the vote yet Mike Johnson refuses to swear in. This is a continuation of the Jan 6 attack that was designed to overturn an election.

Do we have a congress still?

So clearly someone has all these files right? Judiciary committee? Oversight? Anyway if they're gonna skirt the law and never seat her we don't really have Congress, do we. Maybe someone on one of those committees should say they're gonna dump em anyway if Congress doesn't really exist anymore

Does seem like there’s a non-zero chance that the shutdown never really ends and that Congress has already abolished itself.

A reflective vest, a hard hat, an aluminum clipboard case, work boots and Carhartts is the best uniform for mischief. Bring marking paint and some cones, get a yellow light and a white truck, and you’re good to go.

Hail to the King!

I want more people to care that SNAP benefits are being cut off on November 1. 40% of SNAP beneficiaries are children. This is callous and vile.

WE'RE disgusting??? that's rich

Wild that if you mention a political career wrecked this week by Nazi revelations the natural question is: which one?

This week, as the GOP's voluntary shutdown of the federal government continues, the House GOP majority refuses to seat a new Democratic member while the GOP president demolishes and entire wing of the White House.

The White House is asking people not to share pictures of the East Wing because it’s even worse today.

There is a faction of the US left (such as it is) that has itself absolutely convinced that the key to reaching the Noble Salt Of The Earth Everyman is to be performatively chill about people bringing Nazi shit into political space. Nope. All that does is turn your political space into a Nazi space

lol, lmao even www.reuters.com/world/us/whi...

getting off a bus and doing the last mile of your trip on a biketown bike is a truly elite transportation experience and it is unfortunate that it is prohibitively expensive for the average transit rider. we need biketown/hop fare integration!

This is nuts. And we would like to know more about these "guided missile warheads." Good reporting via @juddlegum.bsky.social / @popular.info

A new Idaho law makes it illegal for state and local governments, private businesses, employers, schools and daycares to require anyone to take a vaccine or receive any other “medical intervention.” ➡️ Read the full story: https://propub.li/4oz4JYj

State rep. Hoan Huynh shared video of agents surrounding his vehicle/stopping him + staffers shortly after he said one agent pointed a gun inside his vehicle at him while another threatened to break a window. They were following feds in Albany Park after four people were reportedly taken. Story tk.

a fun fact i learned from “fascist yoga” by stewart home is that savitri devi (born maximiliani julia portas), who was one of the primo esoteric hitler people, was famous for not showering and eating tons of garlic. this is also in her wiki it turns out. stinky crunchy fascism goes back generations

Paul Ingrassia out!

Raskin details how he tried to get unanimous consent today to force Johnson to swear in Adelita Grijalva, but the Acting Speaker Haridopolos "scurried out of the room"

Collaborators:

Greetings! I’m here in South LA, in front of Santee High School. Federal law enforcement rammed a vehicle, and shot at least one suspect during a law enforcement operation. One man who streams on Tik Tok, Nick, was reportedly hit. One US marshal hit. Lots of preliminary info.

Acclimatization/escalation. They say if you need a big favor ask for a small favor first. There're people who went and were surrounded by like minded ppl, became braver, more willing to go farther next time, folks that wouldn't have done more than protest that now might be willing to do more than.1/

Marc Murphy, Louisville Courier Journal

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NEW: Under Sheriff Joe Arpaio, Maricopa County was one of the first testing grounds for ICE’s 287(g) program, which lets local police enforce immigration laws. Many Arizonans say abuses from it parallel what’s playing out now under Trump. With @azluminaria.org

Some asshole in Portland--who lives in one of the most affluent neighborhoods--doesn't like that the school district is trying to address historical systemic racism. He filed a federal lawsuit, claiming it's racist against white people, likely hoping that the Trump-y Supreme Court sides with him.

Reminder that Violent J of Insane Clown Posse has the correct response to a lot of the shitty things he said in the early days.

running for president in '28, my entire campaign is just two posters, one picturing prominent members of the current administration beneath the banner headline "PRISON", and another of all the leading techbros beneath the banner headline 'WE WILL TAKE ALL THEIR MONEY'

If one of your Senators is one of the four (Thune, Scott, Lankford, and Johnson) who has come out v Ingrassia for his Nazi views, you might call and ask when they're going to call out Stephen Miller, who is also a white nationalist, but who also serves as a gatekeeper to what Trump thinks is true.

As most are aware by now, ICE is slamming the north side today. They've been seen in Andersonville, Rogers Park, West Ridge, Edgewater + Evanston. Several people abducted, agents still active. Shared with permission—rapid response whistle team at Bryn Mawr & Broadway this morning.

He is literally not paying for it. www.wsj.com/politics/pol...

Them: “no one had pronouns in my day” A TV Character from their day:

This is definitely one of those things that people would’ve called you hysterical for predicting a year ago. Trump is going to destroy the East Room of the White House without even asking Congress and build a ballroom with funds from private companies that are seeking favors? Settle down, lib.

what will remain of the U.S. public sector is prison guards, ICE violence workers, soldiers and cops.

It is important to understand the consequences of politicians and parties not doing leadership development and elderly politicians and appointees not retiring We are literally living in the consequences

“I hope politicians I like live forever” is in fact not a realistic governance plan

The Jays have the chance to do the funniest thing Canada has done since 1814

Maybe it was a sign when the person Trump put in charge of the DOJ's Civil Rights division was a protege of Jeffrey Hart at Dartmouth, a man who wrote this column in 1977.

What has always been true, and is strikingly clear in this case, is this: matters of injustice affect us all, and when we cosign the liquidation of others’ rights, we also, ultimately, sign away our own.

ICE going from a rather niche federal agency to being better-funded than most countries’ militaries gives the Executive Branch a huge, ready-made and highly centralized secret police force, and it’s hard to imagine it won’t be massively employed against citizen targets of the government eventually.

The “One Big Beautiful Bill” brings ICE’s budget from $10B to $100B by 2029, and allocates $45B to increase the capacity of detention facilities by 100,000. Even if they support the deportations, what do people think will happen to all that infrastructure once there aren’t many immigrants to deport?

Can I say something without people getting mad? The French Crown Jewels look like the jacket your kooky aunt wears to Christmas

Trump: post images of himself wearing a crown and flying a jet labeled “King Trump” NYT: I don’t where the left gets this whole “Trump wants to be a monarch” thing.

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has to be somebody who can rework that thing into an oyster

I think there are a few outcomes of going into a tattoo shop for a Nazi coverup - 1. You’re refused, because the shop supports such imagery. 2. You’re helped out, it takes an hour and you get a discount. 3. The artist slaps you, calls you a degenerate, and then covers up the tattoo for free.