if I were the type given to conspiracy I would think that AI is the antichrist and the government is occupied by an apocalyptic death cult. Instead I dedicated myself to the immortal science of dialectical materialism and— oh fuck the government is occupied by an apocalyptic death cult.

pull-ups are hard and there's no shame in not being able to do them but if you think kids should die of preventable illnesses for eugenics "weakness" reasons you deserve to be laughed at for your fake ass little frog jump for the rest of your life

3d printing a portal gun and fulfilling a childhood dream. never kill urself

they keep saying it's the year of the Linux desktop because it is. it just always is

Imagine having to pay rent in the middle of a genocide. If anyone deserves a hand, it's my friend Sama'a and her family. tinyurl.com/SamaasFamily

The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service

This isn’t quintessential or iconic I just like posting it

I can't read more than a couple sentences of this shlock at a time without my eyes rolling back into my head. This is so amateur

it's kind of a moral obligation to bully harry potter fans into making them feel insecure with themselves. you don't even have to mention rowling being a snivelling fascist. you can just point out every harry potter fan is a 12 year old who never grew up with poorly developed taste

help save this cat!!!!!!!!

National Park workers at 24 parks and offices are moving to form a union. These National Park Service workers in Grand Canyon, Grand Teton, Rocky Mountain and nine other locations have filed petitions to hold a union election. www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

imagine having to hear shit like "study confirms giving diabetic children insulin reduces their death rates by 100%" as if that hasn't been known for like a hunred years. that's what being trans is like

What if Dems ran on sacrificing James Carville's human rights?

MTG should have to go give scared straight lectures at high schools about looking at your phone too much

Hakeem Jeffries was literally voting for a resolution condemning socialism while this meeting was taking place

People who hate winter and hate the cold are exhibiting motherless behavior. nobody taught you how to layer your clothing? A skill issue! You were not destined to survive the winter! You shame your ancestors, buy a thermal knit shirt and some real wool!!!

This might be the single funniest thing that has happened during this incredibly cursed year

DONALD TRUMP FIVE MINUTES AFTER MEETING ME: And, you know, the Game Awards, they gave Best Music to God of War instead of Xenoblade 3, and it was very unfair

Mamdani is going to bring him that snowglobe that plays "Memories" from CATS and we're going to get government grocery stores nationwide

Release the Wicked files

Zohran cucked Trump in less than an hour, adjust what you think political strength looks like if you don’t think it looks like him

It’s fun to think about the surgeon who will botch your surgery 20 years from now and what he’s doing at this moment. He just ran all his homework through ChatGPT. He just read that article about vaccines and autism at the CDC website. He just watched an Instagram video about the moon landing hoax.

Gentle reminder that Mount Rushmore was a sacred place to the Lakota and the United States promised they would have it (and the entire Black Hills) in perpetuity as part of a legally binding treaty and then reneged as soon as gold was found,

they finally made the wearable computer that also sucks your dick www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvCG...

omg they made Jeffrey Epstein Inbox Simulator '25 jmail.world

Not much to say about Trans Day of Remembrance anymore besides “try loving and celebrating us while we are alive”

it’s his 8th bird day!!!! happy bird day my little cup!!!!!!!

Really old walls in Mesa Verde. #wallsonwednesday #photography #architecture #mesaverde #eastcoastkin

spongebob BIG GUY pants okay

Which party do I vote for if I don't want evil freaks in it and I don't like Republicans

Rip and tear until it is done? No, shred and grind until it is fun, dude 🙂🤙

I think people should be allowed to get abortions whenever they want for any reason. I don't give a shit and it doesn't affect me

I will not be entertaining the idea of Metroid Prime 4 doomerism

wtf I love Patton Oswalt now

Predictable but still amazing to watch people who spent literally years accusing every librarian, teacher, and trans person they could find of sexually grooming children suddenly throw themselves in with "actually it's ephebophilia"

Man, fuck Merrick Garland

in retrospect the metoo movement did not go too far and in fact should have been given spanish inquisition levels of power and authority

Then Birdo did lay with Yoshi, and knew him.

the ruling class will say whatever hateful words they like, but if I say the thoughts I have in my own head about the endless sorrow and rage of the murder of my people? ah, prison

its 9 am and so far today we have learned that jeffrey epstein was advised to blackmail donald trump who spent lots of alone time with children at epsteins house

the only thing democrats should be saying today is “the entire republican party is engaged in a coverup of the most notorious child sex trafficking ring in world history”

this is literally never not accurate

this isn't for SNAP recipients it's to punish progressives for having hope

Politicians in general are almost never playing 4D chess, but you can bet your life that Democrats especially are never playing 4D chess. If you still believe Schumer and the DNC give a shit about you or that this was some political masterstroke I hope you grow up soon

New: The Supreme Court DENIES Kim Davis' request to overturn Obergefell, the marriage equality decision. No noted dissents. www.supremecourt.gov/orders/court...

I think dem senators should not be able to go in public without having literal actual dog shit thrown at them until they resign

Chuck Schumer and his people are collaborators Moreover, ICE must be destroyed