*charli voice* wow

i dont have time to explain but pingu is italian. Pingu is italian

im at the hopital

im having my hysteroscopy tomorrow!!! they gonna scoop out me blood!!!

👁️👁️

shoutout to whoever queued pond Elegant Design on bunno radio, I am dancing in the bolts and nuts aisle. that’s a CUT

its 10 minutes to midnight & i just realized there’s absolutely nobody who can stop me wearing pyjamas to the dentist

good morgninf

goodbye sparky bark. 22 years of you fighting every toy i could put in your cage without u biting me. im sorry i wasn’t there when u passed, that u were sick and alone. this is the very last clip i took of u, im glad gut instinct told me to record it. this year has been hell

here’s to inexplicably bleeding for 19 days straight, having a 2 day break & then immediately bleeding again 🤷 pretty much convinced at this point i have endometrial cancer but hysto in 2 weeks will just confirm it 🫠

unreleased teen girl squad demo was not on my 2026 bingo card but hell yea i’ll take that youtu.be/3_9Em4K6BVc?...

the irony of taking leave to have a mental break & immediately filling the time with stuff to do URGENTLY

*whitlams voice* If I am a bug in the morning i’ll be Kafka in the afternoon

hollering about cloacal prolapse at the fancy restaurant

yumby

this is me www.instagram.com/p/DZ-N-HGAaS...

no way to say this without becoming niles crane but: people are dressing like absolute dogshit at the philharmonic

at this point i am just a vessel for sweat and blood

dogbed in heaven / give it a skeleton

i need the saxboy billy dude to visit perth. WA needs the morale boost

if anyones keen UWA has a job opening for its human body donations program 💀

*affirmations voice* the DSM-V cannot hurt me. the DSM-V is not real. the DSM-V is a eugenicist tool

idk doc kinda hard not to assume you have serious health problems when all symptoms point to serious health problems

frog nephew didnt take to goose’s handicraft cardboard car but at least another small boy liked it

anyone else feel a strong undercurrent of racism to the very complete aluminuma engine grape leaves thing

loev too never get the exact sequence of words “we’re sorry” from my parents in another fake apology

they got these babies dry kneading whole ass bowls of beans

to where/whom do i direct my complaint if i want to buy a @goatwang.bsky.social rat legs fridge magnet but neither paypal nor tee public will process it i have tried so many times GIVE ME THE LEGS

mental health in the toilet today. just circling the drain surfin’ USA

breakfast™️

i am 4 weeks from d&c hysteroscopy and long service leave for 10 weeks. 10 weeks to fix my brain body and life ah yes that should do the trick

If i ever see "a little silhouetto of a man" i ain't singing a song about it. I'm getting the hell out of there

so weird seeing the gorilla band sell out stadiums where nobody is moshing to anything. the kids are not alright

@birdhism.com hey i tried to report this seller but it wont let u unless u own the IP amzn.asia/d/02Gnb3MC

mums about to go for her Big pre-cancer surgery Euro trip & im here enthusiastically telling her to visit…. dachau i dont know what this says either about Me as a Daughter or as a Person on This Earth

Th' Dirt Gangg

i did NOT need to read bird flu has reached WA NO THANK YOU. NOPE

god i need some weed

accidentally flashed the ecg nurse but then got really confused at her reaction bc isnt this kinda your job?

absolutely crippling anxiety today folks. cant leave the bed to send a single email levels

finish my last exam & immediately feel sick. the old birdo is back!

nervous! at the gyno

My therapist: Auckland Old Folks Ass isn't real, it can't hurt you. Auckland Old Folks Ass:

there’s something inherently wrong about microwave defrosting bread

yeah i gotta gripe w/ em

eggs

uniqlo heattech cashmere blend longsleeves: what the fUCK

rip Marjane Satrapi, if u havent read or watched persepolis her story is incredible www.independent.co.uk/arts-enterta...

ever feel like you’re just existing in a holding pattern until u gotta break some really shitty news to someone or someone breaks really shitty news to you