ever feel like you’re just existing in a holding pattern until u gotta break some really shitty news to someone or someone breaks really shitty news to you

there’s 2 extremes on the nimby spectrum. one end is protesting unnecessary development on aboriginal land & taking it direct to the organizational body. the other is calling the cops bc someone’s living in a camper in their neighbour’s front yard during a housing crisis

good morning friends

still bizarre to me that a peanut can kill a person

im too old and benign for interior motives

im meant to be starting my final assignment for the semester but instead im staring at this soft tummy

yeah im trying this new thing called Loving my family

stop talking while im interrupting you

*brazil voice* broken social scene come to australia

he craves the endless refresh

siri how 2 live in demoralizing framework of systemic disintegration

bro, there’s a frog in the lettuce

ive decided its the winter of miniskirts

big vibes today

racing home from pilates to watch budget night. new levels of midlife achieved

cuppy has been having the toddler tantys all day today while i am trying to study. 1 like = cuppy please. stop

new broken social scene beautifully produced as usual

my newest mental state? charli xcx saying “wow” and that’s it

cardi clearly referencing lumps n bumps CDG while plebs out here saying she looks like she’s a walking tumor lol thats the point

the depression doesnt hit as bad this month but that might have something to do with working less eating more and not bleeding for 19 out of 30 days

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what if i spent $100 on a vintage ASIMO zip jacket. well no need to wonder because I absolutely did

i cant believe i got string shelves for less than half price off marketplace 😭 i have always wanted string shelves 😭😭 this has been a furniture design Post

chicken treat confirmed cactus stan

imagine thinking booing something in public makes u a big man lol. i remember when we used to punch nazis

hoo boiii am i glad i nabbed those tame tickets before ninachella blew up

ranking all the internet famous birds i would travel if i could meet them IRL

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ooqɐʞǝǝd

i no longer care to consume content if it doesnt have feathers or make a noise like a sealion

WOIMSDAY

wait but what if “boots!” is a reference to the pharmacy. in the airport

ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to be normal on the internet

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simp behaviour

coconut is a mid flavour

space is a psyop

i have also returned from the moon

not a thought in there

its me

the girlies are performing aggressive haikus

*listening to Gonna Get Better by bss in 2026* oh. Oh sweet summer child

So jealous that those people going to the moon get to have a break from earth

Rejoice. The age of being young, dumb and full of cum is over. The era of being old, cold and full of mold has begun.

@bortkins.bsky.social i wanted u to know i found an old photo of steeb on my phone & made it a sticker immediately

I’m escaping to the one place that hasn’t been corrupted by capitalism…SPAIN!

allow me to introduce my daughter

My hot takes are just like “This sucks” and “I prefer good things to happen”

my local chinese restaurant is selling their giant lobby fishtank. that fishtank has easily been kicking since i was a child RIP giant chinese takeout fishtank u were a real one

its preening time