headlice treatment bottles on sale at aldi… thats Back to School energy

there but for the grace of god i might have been that renee nicole

Globus was a small rotating globe, approximately five inches wide, displaying the spacecraft's current and projected position above Earth. Instead of digital systems, it operated through a complex network of gears, cams, and mechanical differentials that converted orbital data into globe motion.

It’s National Bird Day! Here’s a few things you can do to help the birds in our homes, in the wild, and on farms. Shares are appreciated. 🪶

i lost my asimo keyring charm 😭 how will i go on without my tiny lil robot pal

if u ever feel like crying for no reason, there’s always the infohazard music video

chinotto is just italian sarsparilla

aaand right on time, here come the bots!!! its bot city in here!!!

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FOUR TWENNY

"international law must be followed" is european for "thoughts and prayers"

arepas & cerveza for dinner bc we eat in solidarity

sorry if u thought 2026 would be better

WOW!!!!!!!

reminder that state sovereignty means nothing if not enforceable lol

nephew (frog) has discovered ceiling lights & now every room he’s gesturing “UP DER!!! UP DARE!!!!!”

been drinking the fake stuff (zero alcohol gin) & its okay but why the fuck should we be paying $50 for 700ml of zingy cordial water

i have never once reflected on my life experiences before & im sure as hell not about to start now

spent 6 hours in bed with nausea & headache!!! time to PARTY

logged into discord for the first time in probs five years haha (i just wanna play fake online catan)

less cargo pants pls & more shit like this in 2026. i wanna go to work looking like a bitch stepped off the cast of final fantasy

*gaga voice* GIVE ME THAT THING THAT I LOOVE (a baby cuppy)

did they find out why the oven says piss

vivid mental construction of homestar runner calling himself a "twophy wife"

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

ive never watched stranger things and have zero idea what is going on but as impartial observer i can conclusively say there are too many characters

why does the oven say piss…

Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night! 🎄

does anyone actually understand cricket or do a bunch of people just dress in white & make numbers up on the screen each time someone throws a ball but on an annual basis

i have entered The December Zone (forgot what day it is meanwhile nobody else knows/cares until NYE)

BROTHER'S CHRISTMAS TREE BONANZA 2025 🌲 (I dropped this on The Other Site but for the Bluesky refugees...)

Huge red bag when a dude is Santa Claus

also some genius cooked roast carrots & parsnips with VEGEMITE. u would think “what the fuck” but like coca-cola ham it totally works. incredible aussie xmas areas

goose’s aunt spent precisely 5 minutes bemoaning the exponential cost of living/housing crisis amongst young people with us then added, “but listen this is important: vote liberal and if not liberal, one nation” dead on impact

*at a christmas party* oh Rudolph is your favorite reindeer? That’s cool yeah yeah he’s pretty great *in reindeer chat* BlitzenBoy92: at the work thinh. take a guess DonnerTime: buncha dolphies? VixenLover: fuckin lame bro just keep ur cool change the subject The Dasher Enjoyer: thinh

That peanut worm is a little too exciting for me you got anything else?

happy early bird day to the GOAT @goatwang.bsky.social

time to go drink & be merry with your mum who has cancer & needs surgery but it has to wait until after christmas because its Christmas! but cancer!

goose is paying all my masseuse appointments for 2026 😭 is this the best gift of all time?

kringle & ready to mingle

this should be a violation of the UNDHR surely

killed a bug buddhists come at me

nothing like your mum’s cancer diagnosis to make you spiral into decision paralysis about having a baby!!!!!!!!! bitch this is NOT THE TIME

happy 5th bird day to our juju bean!

IT IS DONE I AM DONE I CAN SLEEP

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yes, tell your friends you love them. more importantly, tell pictures of animals you see online you love them

i’d give blood if my uterus wasn’t already making an outstanding donation this month

@mythemim.bsky.social this u