If children were more politically active they would be quite pissed to be told that their screen time is “the most urgent public health issue” while the largest measles outbreak since the vaccine sweeps their schools because of conspiracies that the adults in their life believed from social media.

We are going to win. Because we are stronger together and because love is more powerful than hate. (I am going to go cry now)

the winter olympics are magical

Repost if you'd be shot by the Olympic weasel

Better late than never, Miles. 🕸️❤️

How is this possible when Aaron Rodgers exists?

NBC fell ass backwards into the massive success of Snoop Dogg/Martha Stewart/Leslie Jones a decade ago and assumed the takeaway was “people love Snoop Dogg at the Olympics” and not “people like unexpected new ideas that bring joy to the broadcast.”

Leaning Tower of Touhy, by Roger Brown American, 1941–1997 1980 More info: https://www.artic.edu/artworks/97398

So there were obviously no Tina or Milo plush to be found in Milan (we checked every store multiple times), but I am coming home with this guy!

My favorite photos from the Olympics are of this Italian figure skater Daniel Grassl. He looks absolutely insane in so many of them. It's great.

The Olympics rule because I love waking up and sports already being on. Like I'm going to miss having something cool to watch at 8 AM everyday.

On a train back to Zurich to start our long travels home. I didn’t think I could love the Olympics more than I already did, but boy were my expectations exceeded. Grazie, Milano Cortina!

Gotta love Olympic tradition- the passage of the torch, the ceremonial lighting of the flame, the series of articles about condoms running out from journalists seething that super fit people are fucking

Even though it would truly terrify me to process the power of @markhanretty.bsky.social’s predictions if he ends up being right on this one, here is why we should be all rooting for Deanna motherfucking Stellato-Dudek #MilanoCortina2026 #figureskating

Every Winter Olympic sport was invented by a drunk guy with a death wish, except curling, which was invented by a drunk guy with a tiny broom.

Continuing to enjoy the sights of Italy.

Nice try, Daleks. You're not fooling anyone.

It’s so funny reading the Olympics only watchers posts cus they know it’s bad cus NBC has presented Illia as undeniable But they don’t know he usually wins by like 50 And this is one of the most unbelievable things in Olympic history #MilanoCortina2026 #figureskating ⛸️

I cannot even comprehend what we just watched. WOW. (we still had a spectacular time!) #olympics #milancortina2026

my fave part of the event: misha's coach whispering in his ear that he just made the olympic podium and his full 10 seconds of buffering #MilanoCortina2026

These Olympians make this shit look so seamless that it's sometimes easy to forget how ludicrously difficult it is to do what they do.

Have we considered unplugging the figure skating and plugging it back in????

My last two brain cells processing what just happened.... #figureskating #milanocortina2026

nothing in the world like olympic figure skating something completely fuckshit happens every time

WHAT. JUST. HAPPENED.

KNEEL BEFORE QUAD!

I didn't realize they let men play hockey now, too! Three cheers for inclusivity!

*incoherent screaming* (My signal is terrible so all my pictures will be later!)

Me: OMG! I made it to the men’s free skate in Milan! I’ve been planning this for two years! I can’t wait to be surrounded by international fans! 5 minutes later: *sitting next to the biggest Karen who’s told me I better not touch her or her things* Ah well, nevertheless! #Olympics

I have good news. I can now share that years after leaving the service, Buzzy from "Cranium Command" found a new life and became more fully their true self in Milan, Italy. No thanks to the abuse of General Knowledge!

Day trip to Bologna resulted in these four books featuring silly Disney character themed variants of classic Marvel Comics covers in Italian. All they would need to do is also shout #GoBirds as I read them and they would successfully capture every aspect of my sad little personality.

Them: what have you done in Milan? Me: oh, the normal. Running from Olympic store to Olympic store for merch. Have given up on finding a Tina plush. Hoping still for a figure skating pin!

That was cool! And tomorrow we get to attend the men's final in figure skating!

We are depriving so many people of life saving care.

You can ask @wellthats.bsky.social, I made incoherent noises for a good 20 minutes. 🥹🥹🥹 #Olympics #MilanCortina2026

It’s not truly the Olympics until I develop a deep and lifelong hatred for the French ice dancing judge.

for those of you who don’t know, the French team is made up of an emotional abuser and a woman who actively defends her rapist boyfriend they are dreadful and nobody should celebrate this medal

the Italian men's hockey team, with zero current or former NHL players, playing in their first Olympic hockey game since the lats time Italy hosted the Olympics in 2006, scores first against an all-NHL Swedish roster

This is a Tina fan account now. I don’t make the rules. #olympics

OH MY GOD I FOUND HER!!!! #olympics

It's messed up that my alma mater is putting up a statue of a basketball coach they fired over 25 years ago. Oh sure we don't have money to print the student paper or for foreign language programs but hey here's a donor who wants to fund a statue of the chair throwing jackass.

FLORIDA WOMAN MAKES IT TO OLYMPICS. (to watch.)

the Dow is over 50,000, and you’re laughing????

queer skaters are opening up about the hate and death threats they receive for being queer and there are still people trying to be like "you are here for sports don't talk about anything but sports" please go bump into a wasp nest

I can’t stop laughing about “and from New Jersey”

The Duality of Men™️

US Olympic Curling Team member speaks out against ICE: "I'm proud to represent Team USA. But we'd be remiss if we didn't mention what's going on in Minnesota and what a tough time it's been. What's happening is wrong. There's no shades of gray."

Allowing songs with vocals is one of the greatest things to happen in figure skating in the last 10 years Imagine telling me a decade ago that one day a French man would be skating to Lady Gaga’s Judas

A year ago, we were on the cusp of turning many cancers into chronic rather than terminal diseases through immunotherapy and mRNA vaccines. Today, we're working through the curative qualities of a magical horse paste instead.