Craig Counsell I need you to put this into practice with the Cubs

Put in Kershaw to close it out you coward

One Last Job

“Fuck you, Greg Bovino. You’re the scum of the earth.”

Great now even the Pope is dunking on us

My vote in the 2028 D primary for POTUS will hinge almost entirely on the % of this Administration they promise to imprison

I love both team’s fan bases and I hope the Mariners and Jays win 3 and half games each and they both go to the World Series.

I want so badly to be an evolved fan but Andrew Vaughn kicking ass in a playoff game just really pisses me off.

This is fantastic baseball but if the Cubs could go ahead and make it boring tomorrow and win like 15-0 that would be great.

These people are fucking monsters

Playoff baseball is simultaneously the best thing ever and the worst thing imaginable. Let’s all try to enjoy the ride

Baseball Tonight I’m available if you need a new analyst.

They did it! Fly the W!

Here’s my quick rundown for today’s game. The Cubs will need to score more than 0 runs to win the game.

I thought I was the only one

Might be the best dressed guy in baseball

Hell yeah cook this jabroni

The thing about perusing baseball Bluesky is every teams fan base takes turns absolutely hating their team. It’s what bonds us all together.

On the bright side, Matt Shaw didn’t even need to abandon his team in order to attend the Mets’ funeral tonight

Might be the worst name for a reliever I’ve ever seen

The Cubs looking at the wild card standings as soon as they clinched a playoff spot

Look at my basketball team dawg, I’m never seeing a championship

Look, if the Dutch are going to own our asses they better do it with A+ content like this.

Fallon desperately trying to book the January 6th Choir to stay on the air

Willi Castro it’s time to learn the bench buddy

I’m not a big football fan. Can someone put this into Cubs terms. Are the Bears like the 2015 Cubs on the verge of breaking out?

Cubs got a hit with the bases loaded!

Don’t have to worry about not having a closer if you lose by a million runs

He called it

Wait, wait, wait you’re telling me Willson Contreras lost his temper??

What happened to PCA? It’s crazy how you go from MVP to just striking out all the time.

Watching Schwarber hit bombs while the Cubs collapse for the third straight year is just a *chefs kiss* of the Jed Hoyer era

The Cardinals having a young fan who dresses up like the cops of baseball is a little too on brand for the franchise

chicago is hands down the best place i’ve ever lived and people react to it like you said you lived in mordor. meanwhile there are people who willingly live in st. louis

This is the moment the season started to suck

Is there anyway to unextend a President of Baseball Operations? Asking for a friend