Lmfaoooo gonna have to add this to my lexicon

I am begging young men to befriend a woman

Well we agree on one thing.

The Strait of Hormuz was the most obvious long term issue lol

Yes. We can learn from this!

The world would be a better place if more people moved as if they were aware they could get their shit rocked at any time for being an asshole

I’m sure the discourse over a certain WNBA player walking out with a certain country star won’t be toxic at all. (It’s incredibly disappointing but about the only person of importance to come out against Morgan Wallen is Hayley Williams)

We’ve been open for 15 minutes and the amount of men that have already been in for flowers… lol

On the other hand, he got to go to Europe so 🤷🏻‍♂️

I hate the fact that our only hope left is the San Antonio Spurs

How tf was that an illegal screen?

I can’t believe we won that game lol WILD BILL

We might be on some Brewers Bullshit lol what a stupid choice

Jackson Chourio I love you

lmao, Murph is gonna get Ashby a wins record

Brice Turang is legitimately an elite second baseman. Love that guy.

Lmao thought we were actually gonna three straight days without Ashby (It’s totally justified tonight)

I get all of this but also it’s very clear that every single person within the NBA thinks OKC gets a ridiculous whistle

Murph is a good manager but he drives me insane lol

Paul Goldschmidt would be Barry Bonds if he had 162 games at AmFam

I laughed way too hard at this lol

And we’ve got an ump show in Milwaukee

Per usual the WNBA delivers

Schlittler has two Ks since the shot to the calf but I can’t believe the Yankees have him out there. Leg injuries are asking for trouble.

Schlittler is gonna have a nasty, nasty bruise tomorrow

Aww man. Jesse is really beating himself up over this. You did fine, kid.

The 2 and 21 might make it to the finish but it’s not gonna be in first and second place

That Creed damage is insane

Usually not a road course where JRM cars take each other out but the JRM curse persists

Minnesota Senate primary might be doing God’s work

Notice how this framing conflates support for universally popular health goals with support for a specific political movement. Those are not the same thing.

Okay. Sports are cool and stadiums actually employ people.

Wemby is that guy. It’ll be an upset if they win it all this year but I think they’re probably the favorites next season if healthy.

If that’s a foul on Castle SGA should be fouled out by the second quarter every game.

I think way too many charges get called but I’m not sure what the Spurs saw challenging that.

Do it. The biggest reason you do this is you send the message this won’t be tolerated. You have Spanberger, Don Scott, and Louise Lucas have a presser at 5pm Monday to announce this so all local news carries it and explain you’re gonna make sure the will of the people will be heard.

As someone that’s pretty vocal about disliking Murph’s bullpen management he did a terrific job getting everyone a second day off.

MIZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Flanagan will be a massive upgrade in the Senate if she wins the primary but god it sucks Klobuchar is gonna be Governor.

That does not look good for Lockridge

The architecture tour on the river will have you absolutely convinced of this if you have any doubts

Reverse jinx so strong Joey Ortiz didn’t even totally shit the bed with the bases loaded

We decided to wear the Wisco jerseys against the best team in baseball and their ace???? This is gonna be like a 55 pitch perfect game from Fried.

The unsaid parts here are pure arrogance

… how?

I’m sorry is FOX paying a cabinet member for a TV show?

Why shouldn't Virginia Governor @abigailspanberger.com announce something like "the Supreme Court just ruled that state governments can redistrict, multiple Republican-controlled states already are, and the people of Virginia indicated they want us to, so that's what we're going to do," then do it?

Thank god the Packers got rid of the sex pest.

The answer gets real uncomfortable real fast if we don’t get some real solutions

Absolute fucking horseshit. Virginia should seek whatever remedies they have with their court.