I read this headline in Princess Caroline's voice

One of the most disturbing parts about being American is people really do believe the shining city on a hill bullshit, and like the moment you go to other countries (some even that are significantly poorer), you immediately notice how much better organized society tends to be.

My wife and I keep a constantly-growing list of runs we plan on reading - whenever we finish one, she goes through the list and picks the next (all first reads for her, everything but Moore Miracleman and Hickvengers rereads for me).

Adam motherfucking Schlesinger really was That Good.

The best part about naming the trope "Glup Shitto" is that Star Wars doesn't have a way of pretending they're a cool corporation in on the joke by actually naming a character that. It's too adult for the kid Star Wars and too juvenile for the adult Star Wars.

i love my cis friends and this is Good Bit but I want to be so very clear: meeting more trans people will help you figure out if you're trans and that is what they fear.

MFW you’re the only one OG who died in the EU but everyone ELSE died in canon:

Made this #Chewbacca #sickos in case you need it to communicate in a galaxy far, far away. #starwars

Mortal Kombat 2 without context

Royal Crown Cola West Terre Haute, IN

Dude you should read this superhero deconstruction comic. No I'm serious dude it's about how being a superhero would actually derail your life and it would actually be so difficult to juggle that and also school and a job and relationships and it's completely thankless. Oh what's it called? Spider-m

Animal Crossing: FURRY ROAD. You’re sitting on two thousand Nook Miles of debt-boosted war machine. You will ride eternal, shiny & chrome, IN THE HALL OF BLATHERS!!

That stock Hanna-Barbera running sound

Ty Templeton & Tom McCraw’s charming cover/poster for 1993’s Superman & Batman Magazine #1 featuring, well, just about everybody, more or less, in the style TV’s Batman Animated cartoon show.

Comics are perfect.

BAD Punisher Comic: *adorable little girl grabs Frank's hand* Do you have a liddle gwirl too mistew? GOOD Punisher Comic: *Frank monologuing whilst forcefeeding broken glass to someone called "Drink Spiker Johnny"* Kids say 6-7... 6 or 7 of us where 5 miles north of Mỹ Lai when

and colours!

Feeling overwhelmed with all of this. LISTEN. Another Louisiana resident (Marshawn is the only name we have) testifies against the state’s racial gerrymander, speaking truth to power up and down the hearing room and predicts how this story will end. Speak your truth, fight and believe.

It’s INTERNATIONAL X-MEN DAY! Quote this post a photo of your favorite X-Man character! How could I pick just one?

Anderson, Psi Division

Joycon Drift lmao

One of the weird things about the Internet, which I think is basically impossible to internalize, is this thing I think of as salience bias. By which I mean people tend to talk most about things that are highly salient to them, and this means you have a skewed impression of how people feel.

One reason Republicans are banning books and classes on race is because reading even one book about Jim Crow or Reconstruction makes it clear that they are hoping to reinstate segregation.

RIP Ted Turner, who was a Film Guy: he bought the MGM library for 1.5 billion dollars primarily so he could own Gone With The Wind, his favorite movie. He gave us TCM and Cartoon Network. He married Jane Fonda. You could do a lot worse when it comes to billionaires

Glad your vibe coded personalized keto assistant has increased your protein input or whatever but people actually hate this shit for reasons that have nothing to do with pollution or structural power, which are also bad. They hate this shit because it is making their lives, personally, worse.

I don't draw a lot of Star Wars stuff, but when I do it's almost always of the little background weirdos

Prince Xizor

Speaking of the work of Adam Warren, y'know what would be a great companion to an Invincible show?

Yup I Seriously wanna work about ”gods” with @kierongillen.bsky.social ! Once I drew eternals with him but I need more! ( if bata ray bill, its awesome because he’s one of my most favorite marvel characters)

on May Day, we celebrate the heroes before us who shed their blood to win worker independence for all

Happy May Day. They can’t kill us all.

Remaking The Texas Chain Saw Massacre is futile no matter the approach. No modern film could capture the black heart of America with such hideous honesty. The Sawyer house is the indwelling of the god of money, meat, and oil whose invisible hand has steered so much of our history.

There are things to love about America and things to love about Americans, but we are all tainted by our connection to this rancher god, and we all make our sacrifices to him whether we want to or not.

My favorite Sam Neil fact will always be that he designed a future Australian flag that replaces the union jack with the aboriginal flag for Event Horizon and insisted the film use it.

True story, years ago when Werner Herzog’s Cave of Forgotten Dreams first came out went to an early screening & afterwards asked him ‘what are we making now that will endure like cave paintings’ and he said ‘nothing’. Then he said ‘but you’re a very silly boy to be worried about 20k years from now’

RIP.

It's Alien Day, which makes me want to reiterate: ALIEN 3 is great actually, & a moving end to the trilogy. Ripley as a deep space saint, radicalizing a group of cis male prisoners (led by a repenting rapist) into protecting a woman's right to abort a fetus born of rape from corpofascists.

Klay Thompson cheating on Megan thee Stallion is proof America cannot be saved.

BAD Batman comic: Dick... Jason... Tim... (name of sidekick created this month)... I now realize I've never been alone in this mission. And I need you all to deal with the biggest threat Gotham's ever seen GOOD Batman comic: *Gordon opens file* calls himself The Fucker, Batman

BAD John Constantine comic: Oi Zatanna me love, If we're gonna defeat Trigon we're gonna need all of our mystical energy cor blimey *starts shooting magic lasers* GOOD John Constantine comic: Chas mate, need you to open this non-cursed jar for me. The one with the skulls, yeah

nostalgia is remembering when you didn’t have to pay bills and attributing that feeling to mario

Vulture, who has been hanging out with a bad crowd: Dad, what do we eat? Vulture dad, who is also the band Kansas:

They're cowards for not doing this.

bringing my sawed-off to the ska rumble

When asked to respond, Riley Gaines took the fifth.. which seems to be a pattern with her.

In pop history, people learn that the Allies almost assassinated Hitler several times but each time went "oh no, he would be replaced with this even worse and more competent guy, call it off" That is because the US government hired tons of Nazis after the war, that is Nazi propaganda.

It strikes me that even in things like the Matrix where they're all in simulation, it's a shared simulation. One horror of the chatbot is that everyone is isolated into their own reality with the amplifying social permission of a group, and none of the friction

The USPS can't "run out of money," the sole question is the people in charge of the federal government believe delivering mail is worth funding the same way they already fund armed kidnapping gangs, concentration camps, and blowing up girls' schools.