As a BR fan, I'm so ready to go to slur school.

The crocs are sold out here at #MagicCon Las Vegas. People are despairing. You are reading this in Werner Herzog’s voice

“Hooray. We have won the game”

baseball has two basic modes: 1. grumpy, slow-paced cotillion 2. drama avalanche where it feels like you’ve been kidnapped but in a way you enjoy for some reason

really thought i had a pretty good handle on my spanish when were in mexico city a couple months ago but listening to the new bad bunny record truly has got me in a sort of perdoname mas despacio por favor no entiendo kind of mood

You're laughing? The team that lends their plane for deportation flights and whose owner is best pals with Trump got utterly humiliated in front of a hundred million viewers, and you're laughing?

English speakers like "that was less political than I thought" lol they had ricky martin singing "dont do us like you did hawaii"

*slamming clipboard on desk* FIELD. GOALS. FIELD. GOALS. FIELD. GOALS.

call me "woke" or whatever but I think the Superbowl should have less football and more dancing latinas

me during the bloomburrow preview season:

I think this is one of the best Set Trailers Magic has ever produced. A+! #MtG #Lorwyn youtu.be/mCQ5EF69rSQ?...

I ❤️ LA

What were your first four Commander decks?

I'm sad a local shop closed but I scored the Avatar Jumpstart pack for $40.

My fiance's So my hands hands look can look like likes this this

Ice cold take but if I'm doing mushrooms, don't even talk about MrBeast. Don't even mention his name

[soul calibur announcer voice] everybody knows you're high, and they're mad at you

The view from San Pedro was amazing on Thanksgiving. I love LA.

Some birds from my walk.

TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that? We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to

the press asked if Zohran considers Trump a fascist and he went to answer and Trump cut him off and said "that's okay, you can say it" and Zohran just nodded???????? WHAT'S GOING ON

i think out of all creatures on earth the virginia opossum would ordinarily be one of the easiest to convince of the cycle of samsara but every time one of them mentions suffering the others get so scared they pass out and shit themselves

I only kind of feel bad for my fiance for letting me talk at her for an hour as I explained the story of both Hallow Knights.

The attorney general and the FBI director, a manosphere podcaster bro, pulled into the situation room a member of Congress best known for getting kicked out of a Beetlejuice musical for drunkenly giving her date a handy, in order to pressure her about the president's child sex trafficking scandal.

yeah it's honestly so wild! to me that the new york times circa 2019 is writing articles about how the internet is making kids trans meanwhile their writers are emailing The World's Most Well Known Child Sex Trafficker like "heyyy buddy,,,, how's it goin friend!"

Tech guys six months ago: haha yes we’re cutting all this WASTEFUL spending by eliminating medical research and USAID Tech guys now: yes I think taxpayers will be excited to bailout my non consensual pornography machine

10/10 take. No notes.

oh my god they actually did it lmao

Americans need to reconcile that this is pretty much what the Obama-era drone strikes were. Any time a prior administration abused its power and it was greeted by a shrug because “we’re the good guys” - this is why you shouldn’t do that.

eric adams said

Would it surprise you that the reaction on X is basically just racism

I'm really sorry to have subjected all of you to all this NYC posting but it's really been the most breathtakingly ugly race, particularly given that Mamdani has the affect and manner of a Sesame Street character

There’s a reason Trump tried to act like he’d never heard of Project 2025. Turns out everyone fucking hates it.

blaming the dodgers for spending a ton of money is low hanging fruit. blaming the astros for the dodgers spending money is where it’s at

💥 A group founded by Stephen Miller filed a federal complaint in July against the 2025 World Series Champion Los Angeles Dodgers for their commitment to diversity, equity and inclusion. The team's website continues to display its commitment to DEI. Congratulations, Dodgers! #Dodgers #WorldSeries

It's hard to believe the season is over, but what a series to end it on. Take a journey with me as I try to encapsulate a wild Game Seven from Cooperstown.

I am fully convinced that the only reason why the Dodgers won is because Drake showed up

well, at least Drake lost a ton of money tonight

Abduction of Proserpina, by Giambologna, 1579 (from the @NortonSimon Museum in Pasadena), 📸 by @nturchiarophoto

yep, this is the baseball place now

I love LA! 4/3/24 #dodgers #kodak #Porta #believeinfilm #pentax 135mm Pentax MX

I'm freaking the fuck out man.

Every single play over the last 30 minutes of this game has had the same vibe as the "two people wrestling for a gun and then it fires and you don't know who was shot" movie trope.