Guess I'm not sleeping.

Here's a cute little kitten for you. We haven't named her yet.

Got some really bad news today about a friend. Shitty fucking day.

France produced both Andre the Giant *and* Victor Wembanyama? What’s the deal? Like, that country just pumps out a bunch of normal sized people most of the time, and then every so often, they just pop out a real big dude, just for kicks? Weird country.

Look, plantar fascitis sucks but I think this guy has bigger issues going on

doggelgänger

The shirts are real and they’re spectacular.

Everyone in this administration has visible stink lines emanating from them.

Absolutely amazing student reporting here by @thedailynu.bsky.social on Evanston Police violating city ordinances to go out of their way to assist ICE.

let's be clear, let's be very clear, let's be incredibly clear about something: Marcia Lucas is why you love Star Wars. She's why Star Wars worked. She's why it has heart. She's responsible for the in-media-res beginning, she's responsible for basically everything charming and unique about >

Hey we need help paying for Harper's food, this is his gofundme to help with his kidney care!! He eats Royal Canin Renal Support Our rent is going up to $839 It's $70.75 after tax gofund.me/594e4a9d3

I should know better than to shave my legs when my knees are all swollen and shit.

look at him. he doesn't even have any money

BREAKING: Marceline and the Scream Queens have withdrawn from the Freedom 250 Celebration

I have been dealing with an AS flare for two fucking weeks and I am SO TIRED OF IT for fuck's sake why is this still going on

i have not received a response.

i asked DHS if the protein from maggots counts towards the daily calorie standard at delaney hall.

Shut down Delaney Hall and abolish ICE.

Hey @heinrich.senate.gov why don't you call your "friend" Markwayne and do something about this?

Hey @heinrich.senate.gov what was that about Markwayne Mullin being your friend? Do your "friends" regularly deny health inspections and beat detainees?

The DNC being excessively rude online to Trump’s White House policy architect would hit harder if it were coupled with the party’s full stop blockade of voting for his appointees

NEW in @porchparty.bsky.social: When USAID contractor Joanna Blackwell moved to Kyiv in June 2024 to help shore up Ukrainian businesses, she found a vibrant city by day under bombardment at night--until, one weekend at a dinner party, the stop work order came www.porchpartynews.com/p/life-durin...

I never said I was normal! I was a precocious little fuck then and now I know way too much random bullshit.

People who work in companies related to ecotoxicology and/or environmental (bio)remediation: do you have time to talk to me in the next week? I have questions about current workflows, barriers, existing solutions &what would make bioremediation useful in practice? DM me or reply here, thx!

i accidentally clicked on 'explore' and now am pondering who samoa joe might be

do you want to see James Talarico eat meat? because you’re going to see James Talarico eat so goddam much meat. you are not going to be able to turn around without seeing James Talarico’s face glistening with brisket grease

Just a reminder that @heinrich.senate.gov called this guy his good friend and voted to confirm him. Heinrich needs to be primaried and put out of a job where he actively harms his constituents.

im sure gary bettman and the tv networks are going to be thrilled to present las vegas and carolina playing pickleball with each other for the final two weeks of the season

we're drawing cats drunkenly!! :3 $3 minimum for a drawing request (we're raising money for rent) ko-fi.com/wrenharper

Making The Beans with a salad for dinner because it's wet and chilly out.

If you see this, post your blue art 💙

Picture of the day today comes from Jared Fox Morin who shared his recent creation of a beaded bone ham medallion!

That was a great steak. If there is one piece of advice I can give anyone learning to cook, it's figure out how to make a good steak, because that meal cost us under $25 and probably would have been a hundred fifty minimum at a decent steakhouse.

Ran some errands, helped glue some broken flowerpots together, repotted my hibiscus, fed all the plants, mulched all the plants, Juan deadheaded all the flowers and cleaned out the underside of the bushes and staked the butterfly bush, cleaned the grill and the smoker...

Powdery mildew resistant my ass

I hand-rolled my first site in 1994 via HTML uploaded via UNIX commands, that's how we did it in those days, uphill both ways in the snow, wearing an onion on our belt as was the custom at the time

well done william

Let me get this right. You don’t provide school buses, and kids have to rely on Septa. Then you penalize kids who evade fares. Makes sense.

Kevin went into Righteous Wrath mode at Harbor Freight today re: trans rights, and cowed two local dudes into traumatized silence. I feel obligated to mention this, as the only not-a-shithead witness. Never underestimate the power of being A) motivated and B) six inches taller for justice.

Mark Messier out here looking like dollar store Don Callis

Does anyone know how to reach Mayor Mamdani's office (@mayor.nyc.gov) *other than* through the online form on the Mayor's website? Since he's pioneered strategies for taxing the rich, I'd like to invite him to Dartmouth next Spring to speak at a conference I've organized on the wealthy & taxes.

BREAKING: Federal judge dismisses the case against Kilmar Abrego Garcia in Tennessee. Opinion: storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us... Order: storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

NEW: Colorado’s League of Women Voters has withdrawn a planned “Leader of Democracy” Award for Gov Jared Polis after he gave clemency to Tina Peters.

Starbucks Dumps Cocaine-Powered Inventory Tool Due to Counting Errors bsky.app/profile/hype...

Woke up to my throat closing for no discernable reason. That's fun.

“There’s no juice in a carrot. You know how when you bite into a carrot and all that juice runs down your face?” That was the joke in the Comics Unleashed promo. Yeah. I had to write it down before I forgot it in a couple minutes.

This is what drinking water in Georgia looks like after Meta began data center construction in the community. Yesterday I called for EPA and Congressional investigations into the impact of data center construction on local drinking water supplies. We cannot take water for granted.

There's two things. #1 is getting a job at my current place of employment 13 years ago. Without that I would still be bouncing around shitty retail jobs. #2 is taking a New Mexico history class at the community college with a wonderful, revolutionary professor.

Introduce Yourself with 10 bands/musicians you've seen live Arch Enemy Cannibal Corpse The Black Dahlia Murder Carnifex Ghoul Frozen Soul Midnight Carcass Allegaeon Municipal Waste