Every wish granted leads to bubble guts for Dallas. Pass it on

he sees all

KP is a friend and a beautiful soul who also takes amaaaaazing fucking photos that literally make his subjects look magical (I’ll share a couple of mine in the next post). he is such an asset to the nerd community—to ANY community—and he could really use some help right now

At New Zealand's Kawaiican cybersecurity convention, organizers hacked together a way for attendees to track CO2 levels throughout the venue—even before they arrived. www.wired.com/story/this-h...

Just because they're undocumented doesn't mean they don't live in a state, for fuck's sake

this is the correct way to react to anything the president says-

I’m howling.

The people who make Shein's clothes labor for ten to twelve hours per day (in violation of China's labor laws), some up to seven days a week, and earn as little as 15 to 30 cents per t-shirt.

Marjorie Taylor punk

Some of you never paid enough attention to professional wrestling and it shows. A surprising “face turn” always, always, ALWAYS ends back in a return to “heel”. This is of course a post about Marjorie Taylor Greene.

I had no idea he was such a big fan of Ángel Hernández.

At my MIL's on Monday and a mosquito attacked my left ankle only. So I have a ton of bites on the left ankle and none anywhere else.

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Thanks, I fuckin hate it (They did a good job tho I guess)

oh…my god

Juan: why is gritty in St Louis Me: the people DEMAND gritty

Did not think I was going to spend an hour of my afternoon explaining that yes, Salesforce does block IP ranges in sanctioned countries and yes, we do still get applicants from there and no, I most likely do not have enough data to tell you if they applied from their couch at home in Moscow.

It's not all of you, but it is a lot of you

A popular men's clothing site that is a tad bit right wing mysteriously doesn't have their "K*ll your local p*doph*le" merch up anymore Hmmmmmmm

My stereotypical white woman knowledge is coming in really handy today for the sbux strike.

Don’t break the picket line!

As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history. Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX

Scott Wedgewood is the first goaltender to reach 10 wins this season! ⛰️

how did i go so long not knowing we were literally teaching people to read wrong. i knew something wasn't right but jesus christ www.apmreports.org/episode/2019...

Possibly because it's been enshrined in a famous folk song, many people don't realize how recent the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald actually is. To put it in context, the ship's sinking happens to coincide with Green Day's "Dookie," which was itself released fifty years ago today

“whatever club he’s invited to join has been devalued by the invitation”

Petty activist lol

I remember earlier this year when I would post that the Dems keep playing musical chairs to determine who's gonna fall on the sword and political pundits kept giving me shit about it Guess what motherfuckers

Erik Rutan & Metal Blade Launch Fundraiser Merch To Rebuild Mana Recording Studio After Hurricane Destruction themosh.net/erik-rutan-m...

Found the tweet that Joyce Carol Oates bodied Elon Musk with and it's so beautiful in its eloquent, simple take down. So much so he's crashing out trying to prove he reads books now. Put this in the Louvre.

You keep Shaggy 2 Dope’s holy words out of your filthy mouth

Sounds to me like they used the vendors managed fields and never did any testing or put one thought into what would happen if the process was incorrect.

Our neighbor across the street left her garage door open, so Juan went to tell her but no one answered. Then he tried to shut it but it didn't work. Since she's selling the house I texted her realtor at 10 pm and told her to call her client lmao

I wish he was coming anywhere near here so I can give him back his campaign trash in person while telling him what a sad sack of shit he is

look I know being an engaged citizen IS the work of democracy but it is also the work of elected officials not to create situations where everyone has to be mobilized all the time to prevent them from allowing some kind of Dickensian horror on a Sunday night while you're in between loads of laundry

Sounds like it was written by a man.

BREAKING: A federal jury in Brooklyn awarded our clients — 674 immigrants unlawfully jailed by the Suffolk County Sheriff’s Office — $112 million. Could not be more proud to work at @latinojustice.bsky.social and to partner with the talent of Winston & Strawn.

Breaking: A federal appeals court just denied a last-minute bid by the Trump admin to temporarily halt some SNAP funding during the shutdown.

This had better not get expensive. @mmasnick.bsky.social www.trumpcancelledmyflight.com

I LEARNED THE ANSWER TO THIS Chris's Steakhouse was a New Orleans landmark Chris Matulich periodically got bored, sold it, waited for the new owner to fail, and bought it back cheap The sale conditions: Can't move it, can't change the name He did this six times Then he sold it to Ruth Fertel

The Trump administration is suing so they don’t have to pay for food stamps. Happy almost thanksgiving!

Once a year every zoo should have a day where they stick the richest dozen people in town into an animal enclosure voted for by the people Guy isn't a sex pest freak, donates to charity, etc? He spends 12 hours with the capybaras Guy is a certified failson freak? He gets to really know polar bears

Well now I know what I am going to say to the next divorced dad in a cyber truck

My favorite comment on the FT story

BREAKING: JUSTICE DEPARTMENT EATS A LOSS IN 'SANDWICH GUY' CASE AS JURORS FIND DEFENDANT NOT GUILTY www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...

Dammit, our city council race also went to a runoff and now I have to vote again for that too.

I cannot tell you how irritated I would be if I had to serve on a jury where the government alleges that being hit with a wrapped subway sandwich is assault. What a waste of literally everyone's time.