This is what ecocide looks like.

10/10 take. no notes

Second to last morning event of the year 🥱

Danhausen is having a Gritty run. He debuted on WWE, was immediately hated, cursed Dominik Mysterio and like within 48 hours was universally beloved lmao

GOOD NEWS! Researchers at Stanford University have developed a UNIVERSAL vaccine known as GLA-3M-052-LS+OVA, that protects against a wide range of respiratory viruses, bacteria AND even allergens. The vaccine is delivered intranasally AND provides broad protection in the lungs for several MONTHS.

Fun thing to think about very briefly: who currently has better lawyers, the United States or Nintendo

Making these damned beans again. I do not understand why they come out so good with such normal fucking ingredients. It's sorcery or something.

Great now it’s trying to steal our ANXIETY too That’s ours, AI, hands-off, thief

I wonder if we're gonna start seeing a lot more dudes (illegally) driving their side by sides to work bc of gas prices and repos LOL LMAO even

So there is a story about the "top 10 cities at risk during nuclear war" circulating in various tabloids/etc. with my name attached to it, and I will say that a) I never have (nor would) make such a list at all, and b) I never said any of the quotes attributed to me in the article.

Hey, one of these studies came out! I was a participant in a similar one.

I would tell Skip Bayless to stick to sports but he's bad at that too

🚨🚨🚨CAT NEEDS HELP ASAP🚨🚨🚨

My maternal grandfather owned a popular bar and restaurant when he came back from WWII. I don't know anything about my paternal grandfather though.

Giving real Brandon Tanev vibes.

This moron has no idea how much of a third rail this is. If he goes through with a public fight with Dunkin he will never live this down. In the words of my people "fuck ya motha."

To the woman who ran the stop sign this morning and almost hit my truck, and then got mad and started jawing at me through the windshield even though she was halfway into my lane and I don't have to stop: I wish you the most diabolical of middle schoolers.

I've always been fascinated by these Brutalist war memorials in the former Yugoslavia. They're featured heavily in Jóhann Jóhannsson's 2020 film, Last and First Men which is based on the Olaf Stapledon novel.

9️⃣ Let's head to New Mexico: The Republican mayor of Rio Rancho, the state's third most populous city, is running for governor. The candidates include at least three Republicans, and one Democrat who is looking to take over the mayor's office. (The race could go to a runoff if no one gets 50%)

Because we apparently live in the worst timeline, I have to go back to Costco tonight for the third time in 8 days.

WE DID IT YALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! we did it 🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡

Yeah, this one wins ALL THE THINGS #AEW

Someone said “umbrella”.

I wonder if I post this and tag her if I can get @nylarosebeast.bsky.social to wish me a happy birthday. That’s my only bday wish lol. Probably won’t happen, but I am crazy enough to try lol #wrestlesky

dang they already returned Danhausen 😂😭 #AEW #ROH #wrestlesky 🤼‍♂️ (@/Jaycob on Twitter)

Hey y'all, this is your millennial aunt who has lived through The Horrors for the last 40 years, reminding you go fill up your gas tank in case prices skyrocket like they did all the other times we bombed the middle east...

the theater kids are alright

I don’t have much of the heavy, linen like handmade paper left & the best thing I can make w/ it is a few more square pieces. These two are available! They are 7.5x10.5 & look incredible framed.

I think today will be a good day to garden... Yup.

well yeah where else would secretary breakfast gin have 24/7 access to a bar

My entire adult life

Hey @heinrich.senate.gov aren't public lands your thing? This is so close to NM and Texans are bipartisan in opposition. This is an opportunity to work with Republicans to get this shut down.

Cool, I think I got cross contact at dinner. Yay.

Special! A stark B&W print set from central KS. Last set I have of this, w/ no plans on making them again. www.sol-exposure.com/product/cont...

She’s been released 🙏🏽

I've written up a brief script for anyone who wants to call or write your representatives regarding this bill (yes, even the ones you think won't care). PLEASE DO THIS IF YOU ARE ABLE. This bill *cannot* pass. You can find your representatives here: www.congress.gov/members/find...

i know the situation in kansas right now is dangerous and terrifying. that said, i'm hoping to speak to someone who's had their license invalidated. i will do absolutely everything to protect your anonymity and maintain your safety. i can be reached securely via signal at marisakabas.04

These are really cute!

My secret source in Denver tells me that the Collision opener has another "FUCK DON CALLIS"/"FUCK ICE, TOO!" call and response chant.

Video of Knight's answer, posted by several folks on the other site ...

Trump administration tries to deprive poor Minnesotans of health care because brave Minnesotans stood up to them.

Leaving no beer unturned

"Terrible Businessman is Terrible at Business"

Friend: I thought hockey was better than the NFL?! Like politically? Me: oh God no, the only real difference is there are more international players in hockey but a lot of their politics also suck too

Please block that garbage content aggregator if you haven’t yet. Even when the Tennessee Holler isn’t lying, they’re stealing from actual journalists, and they have no accountability.

Why watch the state of the union when you can just wait until the comedians make fun of it later?

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The 90s style graphic team sweatshirts are really starting to grow on me and idk why because I didn't even like them in the 90s