FFS 🐸

for frog’s sake

they tried to arrest me for buying tamales from the people always posted up at the corner of Dufferin & Bloor

the coastal woman’s salsas

saw my dog’s doppelgänger

🐐 on 🐐 crime

I am once again watching The Color of Money

that’s us. The Frog is us

can’t bullshit a bullshitter.

more dangerous than Haku in a bar fight.

I’m visualizing Mexican tiles and like, ceramics. As we speak

y’allification of non-y’all dialects

y’all appropriation

nw

nobody’s a Bumpus anymore

Bumpus Macko

moist your eyes

Me in my Bluesky bubble

just core strength and Chinese pole training

here’s the deal with this site….im making posts and faving posts

new computer mouse at work sounds like a gun

🐭 M240 SILENT

I want a Kentucky Maid

Der Kakadu fliegt wieder

• grumpy stump spirit • causes minor mischief • invites you to rest and be comfy (in exchange for a snack)

remember the year that Michael Fassbender’s big swingin’ thang terrorized TIFF?

no frogs = bad environment

De Winton

dæ̀ɣ æ-ho

back when tigers used to smoke

🍊🥷

Balkan relishes

Practice guns w laser aim. This was funn.

𝖬𝖸𝖲𝖳𝖨𝖢𝖠𝖫 𝖣𝖨𝖲𝖳𝖱𝖨𝖡𝖴𝖳𝖨𝖭𝖦 𝖢𝖮𝖬𝖯𝖠𝖭𝖸 𝖫𝖳𝖣

they tried to fire me for playing “Funeral for Justice” way too loud in my office first thing in the morning

Mdou Moctar rocks

☠️ oof, my ass bones

sext e-mailing me

Brr Ayo

I got HKs with lasers on the top to aim at you

the psychedelic zebra vortex

Fuck, 'bout to pull this disappearin' act (Poof) Lost in the woods, surrounded by a fortress of wolves (Uh-huh) Baking bread.

no problems, just bread 🍞💵

I’d probably be so happy as a baker bro

putting on a white apron and imagining an alternate reality where I became a baker

Michael Mann from 2004 to 2006

the AK with the green laser

restoring HP by eating jalapeño poppers

detect a leaf from 40 feet away