I guarantee those guys crossed paths in some backstage somewhere because they were both at the height of their powers around the same time and I bet they kicked this idea around over some really good herb for a good 10 minutes until cooler heads prevailed

As we reflect upon 2025, it's important to think of those who have wronged us and know that we can choose to bring our petty grudges with us into 2026 or we can opt to leave them behind and move forward productively with our lives. And we must reject the latter option on account of it being stupid.

Laughed my ass off reading this.

“Norman Rockwell was woke & would have protected the dolls if he was alive today.”

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Goodbye, Windex!

The first 3 words you see will define your 2026. Penis Marriage Crabs One of those are already on the books for the end of the year lol

I don’t know man if capitalism has just resulted in a small network of pedophiles destroying all life on earth then perhaps we should consider that it is a complete and utter failure as a system

[twirling hair thoughtfully while blowing a big pink chewing gum bubble] “hmmm if i were playing civilization and unlocked capitalism on the tech tree and in 50 turns i got ‘asmall network of pedophiles destroys all life on earth’ i *would* actually choose a different path the next game.”

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

Full name: Counder Counder Hounder Pounder.

grinch’s cock also grew pretty massive that day btw

Would love to know what the historical armor accuracy folk think about the costuming for BEOWULF ‘99 starting Christopher Lambert.

The Cracker Barrel thing was THIS YEAR. We have three more years of this shit. Anybody who makes it to 2028 without looking like Nosferatu will be required by the state to start a skincare brand.

Queensryche's "Operation: Mindcrime" released in 1988 Meaning it was released at the very end of the first Reagan admin This particular section makes the succinct case for why it needed to be ended in 1988 & why the 2nd best time is RIGHT FUCKING NOW Eradicate The Fascists! Revolution Will Grow!

if bari weiss had tried to do 9/11 there'd be three towers now

Since I've already seen it taken down from YouTube once; I downloaded the full 13 or so minutes, straightened the video, loudened the audio, & cut it into 5 parts. Here is Part 1 of the Unaired CBS CECOT piece that Bari Weiss spiked for the Trump Admin. Harrowing & a must watch. Other parts below;

This has been made available, so for purposes of commenting on Bari Weiss's decision to spike the story, here's a live-post of that segment. It begins with a "you may recall" summary of the deportation to el Salvador. Describes the admin's claim that it could deport the men without due process

Can confirm: Pulled 60 Minutes “Inside CECOT” segment on the El Salvador mega prison housing hundreds of Venezuelan deportees sent by the U.S. is on Global TV’s free app

Whenever something like this happens I am 1000% reflexively blaming the fan the same way I will always reflexively take the side of the McDonald’s drive thru employee

Paul McCartney put his whole legacy in the trash with his song about simply having a wonderful Christmas. Must have been self sabotage. The horribleness of this song is canceling out all his positive contributions.

Books are merely a technology to make human speech, communication, and storytelling permanent, to be enjoyed at a later time without the human that spoke it being present. Calling books obsolete is calling human communication obsolete. GenAI is profoundly antihuman. I hate the new machine worshipers

An absolutely magnificent Freudian slip! 🤌🏼

The White House has been caught. The administration inserted a photo of Bill Clinton, Michael Jackson, and Diana Ross into the Epstein files and falsely implied it showed them with victims. In reality, it’s a publicly available fundraiser photo featuring Jackson and Ross’s own children.

Gonna stop looking at the Epstein Files in a second because I'm frankly way too skeeved out to keep going but I will say this: the CSAM isn't blacked out nearly enough while the faces of guys in ties are obscured by vanta black rectangles the size of the sun.

Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles  theonion.com/trump-still-...

Mitt Romney co-founded Bain Capital If you think he said this because he believes it and not because he knew it'd get him attention like it currently is, I have a bridge to sell you

These are the people the mainstream media is constantly telling us to understand and sympathize with.

Great thread

THEY DON'T SOLVE CRIMES THEY DON'T PREVENT CRIMES THEY SIMPLY GIVE TICKETS, STEAL FROM OTHER DRUG DEALERS AND GANG MEMBERS, AND TERRORIZE PEOPLE'S NEIGHBORHOODS. AND THIS IS COMING FROM THE DAUGHTER OF A RETIRED DETROIT POLICE SERGEANT SO YOU CAN ASK ME HOW I KNOW.

feels like i caught this spindrift ingredients list in a lie and now it’s scrambling to double down

The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go. (hell yeah) #FilmSky

All the anti-trans stuff this week (really, this whole year and the past several leading up to it — but especially this week) has taken a real toll on me. I feel so sad, scared, and angry. I feel like I don't belong in this world, and that really sucks.

Don't Open Till Christmas (1984) A sleazy, sadistic British slasher in which a mysterious masked serial killer slays a series of Santas during Christmastime Starring and directed by Edmund Purdom - BOTD in 1926

it baffles me how many gambling addicts there are. when i say “i would bet” in conversation im the kinda guy who would refuse to actually put money down

Officials in Tennessee aren't just banning books, they're now demanding information on who checked out contested (largely LGBTQ+) books, including names, addresses, and "household composition." A librarian who was given the directive has come forward asking for whistleblower protections.

Jennifer Lawrence is a menace

and tiny tim, who was NOT in the epstein files,

Movies are better with Ernie Hudson

Wow, why didn't anyone think of this before

Absolutely

RIP rob reiner ❤️

The bear is now one of the renegades of the Intellectual Dark Web

Same way I found out about Epstein

This is the exact lighting they use for the pic to accompany a profile of a professor who got suspended because he kept using slurs in class as a supposed intellectual provocation.

Rob Reiner either made your favorite movie, or made somebody you know’s favorite movie. If you’re a Californian, he’s also part of the reason you or your friends can get married. He has changed more lives for the better than this asshole commenting on him ever did.

When Rob Reiner was on his all-time epic run at the start of his career, he had an opportunity to read a script that was looking for a production partner, and he lost his mind for it. He decided Castle Rock had to have it, no matter what.