Hey Senator, since you won’t let me leave a voicemail in your off hours, let me just say right here that you’re a gullible fucking sap

Boy twink, or bink,

Senate Dems certainly not beating the "playing the rotating villain game" allegations! I didn't see anyone up for re-election in 2026 vote Yes. Did you?

Senators on the brink of retirement who lived full, wealthy lives and never feared the loss of their own healthcare voting for their constituents to die from their inability to afford the same is treasonous

Fun fact! Do you know how they test for gastroparesis? They make you eat radioactive eggs and see how long it takes you to digest them. Some people can’t even swallow their own spit without throwing it right back up. I’m lucky There’s only one FDA approved med and it’s fucking awful. So… weeds :)

this is the kind of thing that makes a difference

one thing that’s weird about gender is that it ends in “er” but it’s not an agent noun

I know a lot of us get nervous about making phone calls. But it is important that we let our voices be heard, and I promise, you'll feel SO good when you're done. Just remember: let them know who you are and that you're a constituent and say what's on your mind. Keep it simple.

is it good when the dems in the house of representatives start calling for the senate to be abolished

I started watching old Twilight Zone episodes while I eat, and it's funny how supposedly uniquely aggrieved reactionaries point to the 1950's as when things were great, yet one of its most known cultural artifacts starts with several episodes about how things aren't good anymore like back in the day

*pinches bridge of nose* I'd rather have fewer good quality items that will last a really long time than piles of junk. But I can't afford good quality items that will last a really long time - even if I could find them. Planned obsolescence is Bad. (that man is obsessed with giving bad takes)

I really loved GDT’s Frankenstein, but I will warn people it makes the subtext of childabuse and parental neglect text. Victor is both verbally and physically abusive similar to how many kids, especially disabled ones, are abused. Be careful and pass this on to anyway who might be impacted.

Where

Men who can’t handle a woman who looks like she would stand up for herself really love telling on themselves

Have y’all seen Walmart’s new Nazi shirt

They’re wearing masks so they can’t be prosecuted later. As long as they think they can’t be prosecuted, their crimes will intensify. They will torture, starve and kill, as they have already, on greater and greater scale. Signed, someone who’s covered the unaccountable War on Terror for 23 years.

A mysterious old man granted Elon's wish to have unlimited money but this also caused him to become the most miserable man in the world. He can break the curse at any time by giving up the unlimited money but that happens to be the only thing he can't fathom doing. This man lives in double hell

it’s actually very easy to look up things such as historic prices for household items, if you’re not going back to before the early 1800s in the USA there’s no excuse for pulling numbers out of your ass for an argument

did a baby write this

Y'all do not understand money at all. Those data points make no sense without any other context. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boots_t...

he's doing the boots theory but taking the absolute wrongest possible lesson from it lmfao

i wrote about being a sober alcoholic trying to have a healthy relationship with exercise www.patreon.com/posts/143070...

A total Gundam 4 Rogs moment. #Gundan4Rogs

I deserve a gundam too tbh

Oh, great.

Here’s A Comic About Elon Musk & His Infinite Possibilities

Joyce Carol Oates absolutely reading Elon Musk for filth is pretty incredible, but something I'd point out is his feigned interest in games, and how fake that was, paying people to boost his accounts and play for him, and the rare time we actually got to see him play, he was absolutely miserable.

Today’s Batman quote: “I am everyone you’ve ever hurt. I am their vengeance.” Nice.

Yeah, it's a sign all right; we're going out of business.

Mamdani is going to impose shangri-la law. Everyone will be blindfolded and forced to play Marco Polo

look, brakes are a very new innovation, and we have to accept some mild catastrophic failures while Elon gets this worked out

Oh, good.

350/1000 now with a new dono and a comm! Please keep sharing, I still need more money to survive the month. This is for the ENTIRE month!

Same.

[block of diamonds voice] miners DNI

I found it- the most embarrassing poster’s chat

Well-meaning ally, seeing "any/all pronouns": Any is such a cool person! I'm so glad I'm friends with all.

The whole YT video is here: "cash is king" --and you can help in YOUR own community. (your county or city website will have a list, otherwise there's also find help dot org; I'd check religious allegiance, as some demand belonging to their congregation before they help the public)

A good response to people trying to treat something you do as shameful is to respond that it’s not and imply that they’re weird and bad for trying to make it seem like it is

"Solves birth rates." The only people who are "legitimately" concerned about birth rates are racists.

I had to

I worked for a food franchise (above fast food, not-quite Olive Garden), where we were ordered to smile and greet--even while on break, trying to eat/rest in less than 30min. It worked as well as you may imagine--too many of us were working 2 jobs, sleep deprived, exhausted and stressed out.

YOU PROMISE??????