Homeland Security doesn’t grasp the fact that the first Thanksgiving was about making “room at the table” for European “invaders.”

So gay men and lesbians and bi/pan people in non male/female relationships can't be monogamous?

he met 4 trans women for lunch and banned polyamory what did they tell him

Elliott Erwitt, Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade, NYC, 1988

Katie Wilson, Seattle’s newly elected mayor, has embraced a city-owned startup designed to emulate Vienna’s social housing model, which involves a public developer building housing designed to be permanently affordable.

Few patients appeal a health insurance denial, but a little-known process that requires insurers and plans to seek an independent opinion can force insurers to pay for what can be lifesaving treatment. Here’s what experts say you need to know.

I wish Neal Stephenson's protagonist from Zodiac was real because lobbing putrescine into ICE cars would be perfect.

"You'll be visited by 3 spirits…" The three spirits:

Wonder how veterans who fought to get their Afghan colleagues out feel about this. Because they were pretty mad about Biden not doing enough for them.

Republicans are now negative double digits on immigration. So...this is their message on Thanksgiving. www.axios.com/2025/11/27/r...

"You'll be visited by 3 spirits" The three spirits

“You’ll be visited by three spirits.” The three spirits:

A bit too on the nose for thanksgiving

No. The Thing is a movie about a bunch of people who all distrust and hate each other trapped in one building as the tension between them slowly builds until it reaches a breaking point. It's a Thanksgiving movie.

How did they get past the guard? They conched him on the head.

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The parental units have been putting praise break music over their kids tantrums. 🤣🤣🤣

Corollary: Listen to "The Preacher and The Slave" by Joe Hill. It's in the public domain and whence we get the phrase "pie in the sky". He referred to the Salvation Army as "The Starvation Army".

Escargone in soixante seconds.

They'll never escarget away with it

When the strongest argument for your policy is a list of lies (I count 7) and exaggerations (another 5), you reveal more than a wonky list of truths ever would.

Holy guacamole, it's a Thanksgiving MIRACLE

Right-wing men love testosterone replacement therapy for when their hormones aren't quite reich

René Magritte Le Maître d'école, 1954

“This is how Enron did its accounting (seriously)” re: OpenAI, Asha Rangappa @asharangappa.bsky.social lawyer & former FBI Special Agent FBI: "Enron executives reaped millions by using a web of partnerships to generate false profits and hiding Enron’s true debt..." www.fbi.gov/history/famo...

Nothing matters

This is the first Thanksgiving for Sophie & Colin Hortman without their parents, Minnesota state Rep. Melissa Hortman and Mark Hortman who were assassinated along with the family dog in an act of political murder. National guards troops were not deployed to the state in response.

Thanksgiving at the Wing Kong Import Export Company.

I smell the blood of human beings. Find them. Boil them until their flesh falls off.

My nephew: Are you a girl or a boy? Me: a boy, I used to look more like a girl but then I turned into a boy Nephew: How??? Me: I went to the doctor and they gave me some medicine Nephew: … Nephew, bragging now: I’M a boy and I didn’t even HAVE to go to the doctor

"We should have left people we used as allies to die"

It's fussy, but I like a spatchcocked chicken with herbs under crispy skin way more than turkey TBH. Serious Eats has the perfect recipe. www.seriouseats.com/butterflied-...

Part of the reason they do this is that when there's no large scale studies anymore, they become the ones defining what people see as reality. They can and will claim that minorities are evil and need to be supressed, and no one will be able to contradict them.

I always forget that every year new york uses up all our remaining helium for balloons

Ancient humanoids. Yes, we're putting the ork back on Orkney.

He is risen

Tragic. This funded my dissertation research and many of the students in our program.

Whenever I see a picture like this I am reminded that Ben Shapiro's solution is "just sell your house, then," and that among conservatives he is considered one of the smartest ones, and which given the competition he just might be.

#OnThisDay in 1978, Harvey Milk, one of the USA’s first openly gay politicians, was assassinated by one of his fellow San Francisco Supervisors, who opposed his policies fighting for gay rights.

The tragic Hong Kong fire is still burning, yet 3 construction company executives have been arrested. Here in the UK, 8 years on from Grenfell - zero arrests.

big late breaking news: the market monitor for the largest energy grid in the u.s., covering much of the midwest and mid-atlantic, has called to block new data centers connections to the grid, saying current course of growth assures regular blackouts

"a Russian military victory in Ukraine is not inevitable, and a rapid Russian seizure of the rest of Donetsk Oblast is not imminent" and the US officials who keep saying so are repeating Russian propaganda

The idea that fat people don't deserve to survive an illness that a vaccine can present because skinny people who don't get a vaccine mostly survive is evil, and people implementing it as policy are murderers.

Call your representative and let them know that we have a goal for Johnson : en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karoshi

Turns out, an NYC Mayor-elect does not have access to any funds until inauguration... so all of the work done during the transition has always been paid for by donations... it's just that it's always been corporations & the billionaire class putting up the cash. So cool to see integrity in action.

Even if HPV only caused cancer in people with cervixes, it would be essential to vaccinate people without cervixes because they can carry and spread the virus. You don't control infectious diseases by only vaccinating the people who might die, you control them by vaccinating everyone.

Republicans are purposely and strategically incompetent on antiterror; they hope for violent attacks they can frame as terrorist, to justify accelerating the terrorist violence they’re already enacting against the US civilian population.