I genuinely love that my literary agency apparently woke up and said "yeah, we're going to send out cards letting you know we think the US government is fascist" like okay you're right, you're right

Now that I have my Wrapped, I'm wanting to leave Spotify so if anyone has recommendations for more ethical apps that have really robust playlist features and tracking of listening data, I would love to receive them!

Dying over what managed to conquer as my top song amongst my otherwise Taylor-dominated Wrapped 😭

Michelle Branch just came up on my fyp covering Casual so I don't think the internet is going to get any better than that tonight

Ian and I do various movie quizzes every day, and we have on occasion tried to get friends and family to join us but it always ends in them looking at us like we're witches because of how quickly we usually solve them

We're hosting Friendsgiving tomorrow and made this huge to do list for cooking and cleaning But we also both have ADHD and anyway we completely rearranged our living room

IMO the weird exception some supposed leftists seem to make for condemning-the-theft-of-labor-except-art-lol-steal-that-shit is just a weird intersection with puritan "if you enjoy yourself, it's not a real job" brainworms. "fun" job = member of the leisure class (ROFL) = fair game. Somehow.

Still convinced the Death Riders are going to turn on Mox because why are they all looking at him in this promo like they started a new group chat without him 😭

The combination of Hangman losing the title and Swerve returning is just A LOT OF EMOTIONS FOR ME

One of my fun habits is posting about a feeling on social media, immediately realizing it requires a level of nuance I don't trust any social media platforms to have, and anxiously deleting everything I just said

I love seeing Kyle O'Reilly get a push like he deserves, and he really shines so much more with the Conglomeration, but it's kinda bittersweet because I can't help thinking that he wouldn't be here if Adam Cole was still wrestling. He'd still just be one of those guys in Paragon.

KYLE KYLE KYLE KYLE KYLE YES

The problem with Claudio's big swing is that it just looks like so much fun. I always imagine his opponent thinking "WHEEEEEEEEEE"

Watching Buffy with someone who's never seen it really makes you notice things like wait, the timeline of the episode where Angel loses his soul makes no sense. Why does it take Joyce two days to get around to giving Buffy a birthday cupcake.

Patiently waiting for my brain to believe that writing alt text is not, in fact, a Dangerous Task so that I can actually post some wedding photos on here lmao

What Stalks Among Us by @sarahhollowell.bsky.social (2023)

THE FULL SHAWNA THANKSGIVING VIDEO IS SUCH A ROLLERCOASTER what am I even FEELING

Thinking about how Fly Away Home was just a horse girl movie with geese I think I was always meant to be a goose girl, but there weren't any other goose girl movies so I pretended to be a horse girl instead

Ian isn't a very outwardly reactive person while watching things but I was hoping to at LEAST get him with the car jump scare Unfortunately I was too busy being jump scared by the car jump scare to notice if he also got jump scared 😔

The struggle of trying to be normal while showing someone a show you've seen before so they don't get suspicious about what might be about to happen (Ian had never seen Hill House and we're on the Bent-Neck Lady and I'm being SO NORMAL ABOUT IT)

There HAS to be a point where I stop mentally saying ACAB as assigned cab at birth, like, I KNOW what it MEANS,

every once in awhile, and only late at night, it sounds like several large dumpsters are having a death match somewhere near our normally quiet neighborhood and I've never figured out what the fuck that's about

the moment Ian came home I said "I just finished a very sad video from one of my skit people and I am DISTRAUGHT" and then he nodded sympathetically while I explained about Shawna and John and the baby

One day I'll tell you all about my favorite wedding present: the journal we found abandoned on the altar at the venue containing a letter someone wrote to their ex about how they felt like a fraud on their wedding day but have now moved on.

I'm here to provide my agent with useful comp titles like the 2009 miniseries, Harper's Island, which I have watched dozens of times to make up for all the people who have never even heard of it

brains are weird because what do you mean I still to this day get the theme song from the Stephen King miniseries Kingdom Hospital stuck in my head

We may not be the house with the full-sized candy bars, but we ARE the house where someone will recognize and freak out over your Hollow Knight costume (this service has so far only been needed twice)

Started crying during quiet hang out time and then had to explain to my husband that it's because I saw a tiktok of a child crying after seeing Homeward Bound for the first time and I was like "oh I haven't seen that for awhile, I can't remember the ending" so I WATCHED THE ENDING, LIKE A FOOL,

You ever just think about Mothra,

I think the thing that makes me the angriest about my husband is how the fuck does he just fall asleep? What do you mean he closes his eyes and he's already asleep? He was talking two seconds ago. WHY IS HE KEEPING ALL THE SLEEP FOR HIMSELF. WHY WON'T HE SHARE ANY OF THE SLEEP WITH ME

Wedding venue asked if any of our guests had lost their phone at the venue, and I do keep having to convince myself it wasn't me (I am typing this on my phone) (but also what if it's my phone they found???)

leaning back into the alien aesthetic in 2025 is the best thing Kris Statlander has ever done (and I AM including that absolutely unhinged promo against Leyla Hirsch, with which I am obsessed)

All those tiktoks were NOT kidding about how fast your wedding day goes holy SHIT

I feel like this marriage is going to work out because I absolutely WIPED OUT during our first dance and it was still the most perfect day and I'm so happy that I just want to SCREAM LIKE I'M MARRIED NOW?? WHAT

Me: Yeah to get the dress over my head I gotta get one arm down and then the other can eventually come through. I think that's kinda how they get babies out when they get stuck in the birth canal. Nice old woman who did my wedding dress alterations: Well. I wouldn't have thought to put it that way.

At our rehearsal dinner and the wedding party is at one table and unfortunately we're all deeply unserious millennials and did briefly start chanting "CON AIR CON AIR CON AIR"

Guys I'm about to meet @sarahgailey.bsky.social in person for the FIRST TIME after being friends for over a dang DECADE AAAAHHH

Being on social media way less in the last year has had many effects, but one of them is that I now extra can't stand online leftist spaces that are more interested in performing perfection than in viewing their comrades and allies as humans with both flaws and virtues.

I assume it's normal for the final days of wedding planning to include sudden 30-second bursts of stress sobbing

You can't logic your way out of being burnt out. Unless you're me. Who should be able to do it and it's a personal failing that I can't

I don't understand the thing on tiktok where people will be talking about a "blind item" and it always looks like a screenshot from a tumblr post, and everyone just acts like it's true. Do they know something I don't about the credibility of those screenshots. Are they all doing a bit.

What do you mean my wedding is in five days and I just let the color of my dress slip to my fiance after keeping it a secret for A FULL HUMAN YEAR

We're going to a funeral tomorrow and getting married on Saturday so if anyone has a birth we can attend, we'll have a real triple threat week

Seamstress: I can also steam your veil for you! Me: Oh, I'll take a look and see if it needs it! Seamstress: Is it folded up in a bag right now? Because it can get lines from that. Me, knowing damn well the veil is crumpled on my office floor while I'm fighting with embroidering it: Yes. Yes it is.

Not to brag but for our combined bachelor(ette) party, the best man ran a D&D game set in a world full of professional wrestlers and packed with inside jokes, and at the end we were presented with a wrestling belt made by one of the groomsmen. And I did cry.

My wedding is one week from today, this is fine, etc etc

What do you mean the disgraced Try Guy is wrestling now ?????? ?????????? At AEW????

I'm so ready for this wedding to be in the past. I'm excited to be married, that part is cool, and I'll hopefully have fun at the wedding itself, but the planning part is the most stressful fucking thing, I hate it

Not one government has told Israel to stop kidnapping their citizens in international waters and let them bring baby formula to starving babies. What a shameful time to be alive

Reminder from your resident high school lubrarian: if you plan to do a Banned Books Week display and programming, prioritize living marginalized authors. Use this time to help those who need it the most.