Bill Clinton releasing a statement saying 'release the Epstein files, you cowards' was not on my bingo list.

We've got a book of toxic wallpaper that can kill (arsenic I think). It was made as a reference to avoid toxic wallpaper but I guess when they made it they didn't think about the fact that the samples were also toxic

Over on tumblr someone posted this in response to the same observation.

a solid 25% of generative ai responses are "how would tom waits answer this question"

The funniest column that people keep writing is some variation of "I Went On Vacation To This Place And It Is Inherently More Relaxing And Fun Then The Place Where I Have To Pay Bills And Work A Job"

Excluding costs, the biggest impediment to AI adoption in game dev is that the output quality sucks ass and it makes games worse. AI adopters need everyone to use it so that people lower their standards and become more okay with buying garbage

yeah I have so many people replying to me like "they don't plan to answer to the voters" I mean of course they don't but their "plan" is, by all appearances, of underpants gnomes level of sophistication. 1) Do crime in public. 2) ??? 3) Never lose power.

"Fuck canon" has its virtues as an interpretive stance, but you've gotta know what the canon is before you can fuck it.

AD-ROCK: Yo Ebenezer you gotta show re- BEASTIES: MORSE AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of Beasties: COURSE MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy BEASTIES: MOOCHER MCA: We’re Christmas Past MIKE D: Christmas Present BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE

I would love to say that I'm surprised by this bullshit, but I'm not. Not in the fucking least.

Running #DiscoElysium

You get a sex change! And YOU get a sex change! Everyone look under their chair! Guess what? Sex change!

please let “bugs bunnying” become the slang for manipulating an LLM into ignoring its guardrails, i have never seen a more succinct and evocative term for it

There’s an Arabic version of “every cloud has a silver lining” that translates to “no cows, no feeding them at dawn.” A Scots version is “today’s rain is tomorrow’s whisky.” And a Romanian phrase for looking on the bright side is un șut în fund, un pas înainte, or “a kick in the ass, a step forward”

merry christmjlmxh.,//ml

“But it’s actually good!!!” I’m glad you like it! My apathy should not affect your enjoyment

me seeing some highly rendered "A.i." illustration: That shit sucks ass. me seeing some janky fish you literally drew with a crayon on the back of an envelope: I LOVE IT!!!

every day this becomes more true

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This is profoundly is a profoundly dishonest headling. Vance has taken the side of explicit white supremacy and a decade into a white supremacist revival the “paper of record,” still can’t say it plainly.

Guess who is behind such ideas? First letter is C, the last one is O.

"but you're not ready for that conversation" baby, I'm not ready for any conversation. Don't talk to me

DENVER THIS IS ONE OF THE MOST FUCKED UP FORECASTS I HAVE HAD THE PLEASURE OF DELIVERING. HAVE U EVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THIS? WTAF COLORADO. MON: 73°/41° FUCKED TUE: 67°/45° FUCKED WED: 70°/45° FUCKED THU: 70°/43° HO HO HO (FUCKED) FRI: 64°/37° FUCKED

Sometimes the scroll is startlingly on point.

the key to collaboration, whether with an artist or another writer, is the moment of surprise when they bring something you were not thinking at all. collaboration is all about the ideas you never would have had on your own. and AI is incapable of surprise. it can only give you the bland average

Me, an omni 100: 🤷‍♀️

9) Kim Kitsuragi from Disco Elysium: calming peculiar man (one of my all time faves 🥺)

don't give up fat tanuki

Fox News (!!) poll showing Climate Change is a top 10 concern for voters — slightly more than illegal immigration. www.foxnews.com/politics/fox...

We are going to win. And the gay hockey dudes will kiss and we will cheer.

Man, I'm done with the days getting shorter! I am talking to MANAGEMENT. I will GET RESULTS. If the days get longer here on out, you'll know who to thank.

Final Fantasy VI was always my favorite of the series, but Kefka always seemed pretty unrealistic. “Hee hee hee I just love destroying things because I hate other people building things. I will build naught by monuments to myself” didn’t seem like a real motive. Anyway now I live in the US in 2025.

weird people fall in love with each other all the time

One day something will happen — a wedding, a graduation, a job promotion, Jake Paul getting knocked out, Andrew Tate getting knocked out the next day — and you’ll want the right outfit to celebrate. Buy that special outfit now, so you’re ready when that next unexpected moment arrives.

Rick Steves continues to just be the best dude on every level.

oh they absolutely were and are better and healthier role models than either idiot who got his ass beat today www.them.us/story/jackas...

Credit to Rick Steves for putting up $2 million to do this and the other volunteers who raised money for renovations and operating costs. These donors are real Americans and I'm proud to share a country with them.

Mistletoe wasn’t supposed to kill anyone after Baldur but making an exception for Nazis is on brand

months of coverage like “mayor mamdani? some jews fear the worst” and my man is out there enjoying some latkes with inigo montoya

The Kids Are All Right Dept.: Overheard in Barnes & Noble: PARENT: "These a whole section of Harry Potter over here! KID: "Oh, I don't read her anymore. She's gross."

This reminds me of the story my parents had of when they were young and they wanted to breed finches, so my mom went to get a pair and came back with two pretty ones saying “they had these little ugly ones, I don’t know why anyone would want those” and my dad was like “those… were the females…”

this is all because tim sweeney thinks epic is too special to pay the same platform fees every other developer pays, which is also why epic game store exists and you can't play fortnite on steam the rules do not apply to him, because he is a very special boy epic laid off over 700 last year

Me after you telling me that Trump AND Clinton must go to jail:

Shit like this just emphasizes for me that even more than ugly, the Trump aesthetic is so unbearably fucking *boring* This is WILD, it’s COLORFUL, it’s goddamn EXUBERANT

I'm here for gender sloth. Could have a gender but that is so much *work*...

gender envy gender gluttony gender pride gender greed gender wrath gender lust gender sloth

Mulder, tossing a file on a desk: Scully, what do you know about big naturals?

it is almost Christmas which means it’s Muppet Christmas Carol season and that, in turn, means it is time to revisit this delightful interview with Michael Caine, who loves everything about that movie even more than you do