EMBRACE CARCINIZATION EVERYTHING WILL BECOME CRAB SIDEWAYS TO THE FUTURE YOU ARE A BEAUTIFUL CRAB 🦀

If you told me in 2002 that giving myself a shot a week could do all of this I would have signed up immediately and that's why they want to hide all discussion of it.

just really mad about how a bunch of weak, scared people have undermined faith in science, medicine, and vaccines. they’re full of unwarranted anxiety and too stupid and fearful to realize it

Lets get this place humid 😎🌿🌱 #art #pokemon

there’s actually never been a better time to be a professional software engineer. we are in the midst of a Cambrian explosion of weird and stupid bugs you get to go and fix!

I love when there is, every so often, news that is good

I'm Terrified That Every Warrior of Light I Play FFXIV With Is Secretly The Jollibee Mascot

It’s pathetic that the Fourth Estate is representing this as some kind of defiant move, when it’s incredibly apparent to the random onlooker that it’s a self-soothing move for a bunch of people who don’t want to admit they are already oppressed. “*sotto voce* we will not be silenced!”

Little shoutouts and highlights don't get as much traction as other posts I make, but maybe I should just say something controversial for shock value, get eyeballs that way! So... Videogames are good actually! Yeah, I went there.

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it is a mystery

You absolutely SHOULD NOT go around telling people that data centers are full of gold, silver, palladium, copper, and that the data centers are almost entirely unstaffed.

Amazing that in the national divorce the libs are getting the NFL, butter and cooking oil, being attracted to adult women, standup comedy, Bud Light, and now also Catholicism

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Another way of saying this is that the regulations would have had a cost of zero. They would not have required the power sector to do anything it wasn't going to do already. Roberts said it would be the most expensive reg ever (because he heard that on Fox). But it cost nothing.

trans women have a biological advantage at being hot now

I saw the headlines this poll got and figured there was a screw loose somewhere. Glad to see I was right. Don't simply believe polls you see! They are very easy to be used to mislead.

In 1999, I was playing a decker in Shadowrun, and tried to distract a guard by hacking a water fountain to overflow, and my GM said "why would a water fountain be on the network? That's fucking stupid. No you can't try." Well it's 2026 and I just want you to know, Phil, that I FUCKING CALLED IT!

This is why the First Rule of Trans Club is you do not shut up about Trans Club, because bigots would gladly silence every damn one of us and remove us from the history books if they could.

The sonorous call of TREE LAW, bitches! Tree law is my favorite type of legal fuck you because it can't be invoked without someone making a bunch of hateful and deliberate decisions REPEATEDLY. It was something like TWENTY mature trees and bushes.

Our new album is out today! A sincere request to help spread the word!

This is wildly fucked up

how do i vote for this guy for any office he wants

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I'll never forget how quickly and easily basically every corporation in America pivoted to the right after Trump won in '24. It's so obvious they were just waiting for the opportunity.

Fix your hearts or die.

Why do the Japanese like their buns askew (2026)

all disrespect forever to anyone using AI for anything. fucking chumps.

people will be like "it actually takes some patience and careful checking for errors to make sure that chatbot returns the text you want" and what you're describing is a waste of your time dumbass. use your human brain to do stuff instead of arguing with Smarter Child for it

the nonbinary rapper who frequently gets misgendered as a man: Mx. Sir-a-Lot

in this age of lazy journalism and AI sloppery, it’s more important than ever to quote people accurately, even on social media. the esteemed representative for California's 37th congressional district actually said, ”Fuck. HIS. Ass.”

this morning, mamdani’s team got in touch with me to float a new tax proposal: if your net worth exceeds $5 million and you dress badly, you’ll be hit with a 10% annual levy for “visual pollution.” i would be in charge of deciding if the outfits are bad.

…would

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that they are freaking out this badly over a surtax on second homes worth more than five million dollars - the most excessive rich person thing imaginable, which doesn’t even affect most of them - really makes it clear how little attention you need to pay to the freak outs

I like to imagine that Zohran Mamdani, Socialist African-born Muslim, was literally willed into existence by the collective psychosis of the Tea Party GOP over Obama, like the ectoplasm under NYC in Ghostbusters II

someone buy this so i can live vicariously through you

Called a colleague about some confusing billing emails and instead of saying hello, she said, Don't Panic. Please start using this as your default greeting.

this (and so many of the replies) is incredible

no judgment

Absolutely insane projection by the powered class that fucks children between rounds of golf

Jury awards should be taken out of the pensions.

1. In a landmark ruling, the Montana Supreme Court has declared that the constitution, one of the most progressive in the nation, entirely protects transgender people. The ruling is even insulated from SCOTUS decisions, due to how state constitutions work. Subscribe to support our journalism.

it's GAY and i LOVE IT

IF THE ZOO BANS ME FOR HOLLERING AT THE ANIMALS I WILL FACE GOD AND WALK BACKWARDS INTO HELL

Bsky staff is scrambling to convince ppl that today's outage has nothing to do with their embrace of ai. That's great. We should make them scramble more. The cost of replacing competent humans with AI needs to be greater on every single level for every single company.

whenever people assume I am excited about a movie or show based on something I loved when I was 8 I just think about how weird it would’ve been if my dad got all pumped up about a Howdy Doody movie in 1986