we continue to know too much about eachother

every year someone does a study that’s like “we gave 100 homeless ppl money and their lives improved” and every year the government kills that guy

I truly would not be upset if the actual story here were “wait I got talked into a bunch of the dumbest shit possible by the Internet, I now realize I have no business representing anyone”

accidental general strike the day hl3 drops due to everyone calling in sick

Good riddance.

She was a true believer and the Epstein cover-up shattered her entire world lmao

what an absolutely bonkers time to be alive like you actually can’t blink or you’ll miss something that would’ve been a weeklong story a decade ago

I think it’s bad that ai allows people to pretend to live in completely separate realities so they don’t have to process news and events that make them uncomfortable. I think that is bad for the health of society!

In a parallel universe Fred Trump bought his son an off-Broadway theater and now Donald is a legendarily bitchy old queen in Martin Short anecdotes

What is going on today, seriously

Shot + chaser

if i posted photos of someone like this my partner would be texting me with a link to the tweet accompanied solely with “?”

This was one of the best days online. Up there with finding out that Glen Rice slept with Sarah Palin

Trump’s desire to be loved leads to contradictions and no real loyalties. He’s always been like this.

Israeli press is irate that Trump didn't push back on Mamdani saying the US funds genocide against Palestinians

A man died today at the Rikers Island jail complex. He was just hours away from an expected release. This year, 13 people have now died in the NYC jails. That is *nearly triple* the number of people who died in the NYC jails in all of 2024. www.thecity.nyc/2025/11/21/r...

trump is, first and foremost, a starfucker

X has changed their policy and now you can see where the accounts are based. Here’s an “influencer from Texas”

for days we got the "Showdown with Socialism" buildup only to get the payoff of Trump essentially saying "wow this socialist guy fuckin rules. I, on the other hand, am a fascist". what a country. what an era bsky.app/profile/self...

I’m not going to mention any names, but I will say that it’s very easy to charm scary narcissists actually if you talk to them very warmly, listen respectfully while they speak, make a ton of eye contact, and present your ideas enthusiastically without actually saying you don’t like their ideas.

lmao

to be clear I think it’s good when the good guys successfully manipulate the malevolent idiot king into doing marginally better things

Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.

Cunning strategy tbh

Generic Ballot Polling Among Baby Boomers/Silent Gen: 🔵 Democrats: 52% 🔴 Republicans: 45% Marist / Nov 13, 2025

Omg even gen x is doing the thing

in the last decade we’ve been cursed to have trump ruin the world and politics, i’ve maybe only seen him smile the way he smiled at zohran mamdani for like, 3 other people ever

Trump is transactional. He knows being nicer to Mamdani will help him with his business deals as a New Yorker. He also knows Mamdani is very popular. So, he puts on this charm offensive. It isn't lost on many that he's warmer to Mamdani than Schumer, Jeffries, or the Democratic establishment.

The world is terrible AND we can also smile a little that this meeting went really fucking funny fast.

Folks fun police line is forming

Laughing at Donald Trump saying he'd definitely feel comfortable living in Zohran Mamdani's New York on the same day that half the consultant brain-poisoned Democratic party voted to condemn socialism

Lololol

The thing that's always frustrated the right wing ideologues who've glommed onto Trump is that he doesn't have the attention span to actually be a committed ideological warrior. He can scream all the right culture war shit, but it's just WWE pugilistic showmanship. He basically has no belief system.

I really didn't think Chuck Schumer and Hakeem Jeffries could look more out of touch. Then the president just exchanged friendship bracelets with Zohran.

Socialism is simply tax payer dollars going toward communities and programs that help people instead of the same money going toward rich corporations and billionaires.

Dems who voted against www.newsweek.com/full-list-of...

one thing about trump is he is obviously an insane powermad thief but i think he also knows that almost everything is kayfabe. he had a meeting with mamdani that he wants to come out of saying "even mamdani liked me" so he doesn't care, today, if mamdani calls him a fascist.

when the boss loves someone more than you

Why are people shocked a charismatic and handsome person got Trump to love him. That man surrounds himself with nothing but wet brains, grotesques, and personality voids on the daily. How would you react to Zohran if you had daily interactions with Stephen Miller?

my jaw is on the floor and yet im completely unsurprised. trump’s only political conviction is that he loves a handsome winner

Trump immediately after meeting with Zohran Mamdani:

This kind of thing gets read as Trump being gullible (agrees with whoever he last spoke with) but I think it's more about him being a coward. He knows Zohran is popular, and despite his protestations he knows he isn't. Easy to talk big online, another story when the guy is standing in front of him

*taps sign*

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The rationale behind these studies, Seltzer contests, is [that] “it presumes that the patient had never heard of exercise until a doctor told them [it] exists.” Thanks to Simon Spichak for putting this idea into print. I've said multiple times in interviews that it's the strangest part... 🧵

Just because someone’s dead doesn’t mean you have to lie about their life and act like they were someone they weren’t. Dick Cheney is one of those people we shouldn’t whitewash and remember fondly.

It is a massive problem that a lot of the "political activism" on the internet (inasmuch as posting counts as that) primarily serves to create a permission structure to use slurs on people you don't like, often on the basis of national origin or sexual orientation and identity