boss time

One of our sister unions literally printed bumper stickers over it:

A little earlier today, I was running Google searches to try and find some solutions to some Windows issues that a user was having. The Google AI overview section was hallucinating so bad it was giving me solutions for repairing my car. It confidently told me to right click on my steering wheel

Reposting with alt text since this is going around again!

Please understand that although I probably would like THING you have recommended for me, I can only start a new THING when the committee of brain goblins approve it. I am not on the committee, I do not get a vote

If you see this, quote post with your favorite Pokémon (wrong answers only.)

Flu and COVID vaxxed another year, because RFK Jr can eat shit.

Remember it is important to not only take care of yourself but your plushies too!

this is still funny as fuck actually

Finally a Sentai team that really speaks to me.

Like this, but different

> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis > It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

Apropos of nothing, just been reminded of this and now it hurts to breathe. You're welcome. #StarTrek #TNG #STTNG #Science

Blessed are the frogs, for they keep making authoritarians look incredibly stupid

You ever read something, something fictional, that just sort of... hollows out a part of you and lives there forever?

I like how the news will be like “while the President claiming Portland was ruled by a giant skeleton named Mr Nibbles is not strictly true, it does speak to the anxiety of many Americans”

it's not FOR us

I published the world I have been working on the last few days, the High Tech Home! This small cozy world was specifically designed to be used as a home world and features lights you can turn on and off, adjustable shades, video player and more 🎉 #resonite go.resonite.com/record/U-Kul...

What I'd really love to do is figure out a way to dump Print Shop files created in AppleWin into pdf format and print out an authentic old school 'zine for shits and giggles.

The plot of the next Simpsons movie should be the kids at Springfield Elementary digging up a time capsule that was buried 40 years ago and realizing they're the same children who buried it because their world hasn't aged in 4 decades.

I do also have a full image without the text that came from a 5x7 press image for the film that was part of a pack sent to magazines/newspapers to use in articles and was later used as the base for the poster Vice Press released a few years ago.

If your Transformer can’t make a gerwalk mode then it’s design is flawed.

Greta Thunberg annoys the right because she's a reminder that it's possible to stay true to your moral principles even when it's inconvenient, and they fucking hate that

Taylor Swift announces next album title: The Queen in Yellow. She told Variety: "A few years back I came across this amazing play and I was so inspired. It's been living in my head for years. I even dream of it, of the city in the play."

👉👈

I accidentally glitched out an animation I was working on and created a perfect example of what the passage of time feels like to someone with ADHD

Warner Bros is creating an new cinematic universe based on the works of Ursula K. Le Guin "Now more than ever, its important to spread the messsage than anyone can be an Omelas child" - David Zaslav, CEO and President of Warner Bros. Discovery (Source: tinyurl.com/mwew6mw5)

Went to a party hosted by an absolute icon

Helped my brother buy a new car today and this was the only decoration the salesman had on the desk.

The mystery of medical diagnosis!

ME: "Trick or bear?" NEIGHBOR: "Bear?" ME: "HE HAS CHOSEN THE BEAR!" [distant roar and sounds of clanking chains]

Hey so JUST SO YOU KNOW I run a Mastodon server over on retro.pizza and I don’t care what any investment capital bros think about my moderation.

Cartoonist Jesse Duquette honored the guy who escaped ICE on his bike with a new cartoon.

Top comment from a video about the current YouTube ad situation, which I clicked on because it's BANANAS now. Like bad enough that the platform could actually collapse

i am firmly on the prefer to read the article side of this divide tbh

We were on our way to the airport after lunch when Beachcomber & Seaspray told me they wanted to stay in SF. So I left a note asking whoever picks them up at the toy library to keep them together & take them on adventures. Have fun, guys.

the post office is a public service. it doesn’t need to make money. public transit doesn’t need to make money. the library doesn’t need to make money. some things exist for the public good and we desperately need lawmakers to stop thinking about them in terms of capitalism. these are not businesses.

Random Old Comic: Reused Photos https://www.toyboxcomix.com/2021/10/18/reused-photos/ Reused Photos #Data #GeordiLaForge #StarTrek #WillRiker

This is why Tired Mama was so tired all the time. 😂 (Video: Assorted 7w old kittens are climbing the walls and climbing over each other and yelling for attention in their shelter cage. There are six of them in shades of grey, grey and white, grey tabby, brown tabby, and black.)

I think one of the most important lessons to learn in life is that you don’t get to choose what turns you on or fucks you up

This made me laugh extra hard today

They've lost the 9yos

Oh we were on that bullshit well into the 1800s. See St Paul’s of Liège (Belgium), which first commissioned Joseph Geefs to sculpt Lucifer When Joe delivered it in 1842 (real fuckin sexy, etc) the Bishop was like “oh no!” so re-commissioned his brother Guillaume, who… made it sexier

Screw it. Taking a much Tylenol as I can to be more autistic. Send me all your hedgehogs and hedgehog related accessories. #autism #sonicthehedgehog #sonic