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Ok, this is the first time I've seen a figure based on Bee's "evergreen" design and actually thought "Yes, that is definitely Bumblebee." Just look at how smol and cute and round he is!

404 media sent me an email about ai generated pornographic ornaments for christmas and these are legit insane

My 14-yo-son has recreated the climax of Back to the Future in gingerbread and I thought you should know.

they don’t tell you when you buy a christmas tree at the christmas tree farm that you could take it home, decorate it, and then be relaxing in your living room seven nights later when A BAT suddenly flies out and starts CRASHING AROUND YOUR HOUSE

Robots with Coffee Classic: Tis the Season! @robotswithcoffee.bsky.social #robotswithcoffee

It's that time again! Merry Christmas everybody!

Dudes Rock

Jesus, can you hear me? Good, the comms are working. Now, you're gonna need to run if you want to evade those Roman soldiers. Hold down A to sprint. Go ahead and try it. ... Good work! You just might be the savior yet. Now pick up that AR-15 and let's do some target practice.

man I would absolutely choose to live in Heartlake City over Lego City. Tons of cool shops and food places, tons of friendly pets everywhere, and everything isn't on fire or being torn apart by villains chased by an overmilitarized police force.

if they had just shown it on 60 Minutes nobody would have seen it

2025 Headline of the Year nominee (July)

Bill Clinton releasing a statement saying 'release the Epstein files, you cowards' was not on my bingo list.

Good news, someone ripped my video and put it on the Internet Archive. If you're having trouble downloading from Filemail, here it is: archive.org/details/60mi...

Blue Bloods is paw patrol for seniors

60 minutes CECOT segment. Recorded through my browser. HD quality. Not phone. Spread it around. If you're press, it's yours. Go nuts. It's streaming on a Canadian website, but there is no telling for how long. www.filemail.com/d/wkcdttnacp...

Corgis will just let you do anything.

If Batman was a Santa, would he wear his hat like this, or like this

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Was a big fan of the monolith from 2001, had no idea it visited Epstein Island. Donating my Blu-Ray to charity.

I feel like I'm going to get a lot of use out of this Pluribus screencap

Pantone just updated their Color Of The Year

While ReBoot isn't lost media by any means, the extent to which this restoration project has been going is simply INCREDIBLE. They got the D-1 master tapes. Then the hardware to read them. Then service manuals to repair/maintain. THEN, CRITICAL REPLACEMENT PARTS. And now they're ERROR CORRECTING.

The name "Popular Science" doesn't mean we shift our coverage depending on public opinion. It means we cover relevant subjects that are rigorously researched, reliable, and grounded in reality. And trans lives are grounded in reality. We see y'all. No matter what. www.popsci.com/science/tran...

No.

Terrifying headline if you don’t realize they are sports teams.

His Holiness.

Random Old Comic: Little Buddy https://www.toyboxcomix.com/2017/05/14/little-buddy/ Little Buddy #Crashbash #Skullcruncher

Reminding everyone for no particular reason that Section 230 is one of the last things standing between free speech online and Trump having control over everything you see and say on the internet

10 years ago, the incomparable @djdasco.bsky.social made my favourite holiday tweet ever. It became my tradition to RT it every year so now I'm bringing that tradition here:

As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found out he was a bug and not a feature.

Kelloggs: Please stop sexualizing Tony the Tiger. Also Kelloggs: "Please munch on Tony's glazed holes."

Is the MTA making merch with the F M Swap icon cause they should be

“try water fox or ice weasel” try chill penguin. install flame mammoth. you just download bubble crab. literally just use boomer kuwanger. sting chameleon has a search bar, use it to find toxic seahorse.

‘The Amazing World of Gumball’ creator Ben Bocquelet confirms James Baxter 2D animated Gumball and Darwin in a new episode: “[It’s] James Baxter, the greatest living hand-drawn animator.”

Well, this was perfect

I love the sci-fi trope of advanced technology in space being all clunky and chunky. The idea being that when you're far from civilization you don't want pretty, graceful tech, you want rugged equipment that just keeps working, with parts large/simple enough for human hands to replace.

6-7 (I stole this from @jenetrix.bsky.social but on Mastodon @[email protected])

All of these, but the fax machine I used within the last 5 years because it was the only way I could get government paperwork in before the deadline on it, because the only other option was snail mail and it didn't arrive through the mail til the day of!

fascinating that undying corporate cartoon intellectual property has facilitated a neverending demand for guys to do impressions of other guys impressions of the hottest comedic actors of the 1940s forever

tired: coal in your stocking wired:

They used to "laugh and call him names." Now they're all dead

The kind .. you find … in a second hand store

My favourite thing I heard of like this is a debugging feature in Alien Isolation where instead of hissing the Alien states aloud what it's thinking about. "I heard you. I am hunting you. I am hunting you. I am hunting you. I have found you."

Peak arcade gaming.