petition to declassify opals as gemstones. I think if you have to stay wet to be a rock you're disqualified.

On this episode of Tasting History, we learn about the fascinating life and politics surrounding the role of the Victorian wetnurse

i agree with the sentiment that we should be less acquiescing and more ostentatious and harder to defuse but, and i cannot stress this enough,

The lion does not concern himself with lifting with his knees, not his back.

Puppy play scenario where you have to play the role of Cal Worthington's dog, Spot, in a reenactment of one of his TV commercials, and it absolutely has to be shot on the same type of cameras

Do you remember back in the late oughts-early 2010s, when everyone was remembering the 90s

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Got a soft carrier and a harness for my cat and I've been putting her in both for an hour or so every day for the last week, in order to prepare her for the Incredible Trauma of her flight this week. So far she seems to think it's a weird game. She suspects nothing.

"Sorry runt, you're a bit mistaken. I only asked for you to tell me when my bites hurt too much for you to handle. I never said that's when I'd stop. If you wanna do biteplay with a werewolf, you're gonna have to toughen up. Ah well, with a little moonlight, you'll be able to take it MUCH harder."

The eternal struggle of not being able to tell if I'm being intentionally disrespected, or if that's just how their specific flavor of autism is

New profile pic, courtesy of the absurdly talented @retro-bait.bsky.social Merry Christmas everyone! Hope you’re on Santa Paws nice list…

Really starting 2026 out strong with a bout of severe emotional dysregulation

i want that cube Deleted

This weekend is gonna be my last in VR for the next couple of weeks. I'm excited to move, but gosh I'm gonna miss lap time.

having a sippy

Kicking the tires on Nomad Sculpt this morning to try it out, it looks like it wants to be a Zbrush competitor. I'm not sure if I like it better than sculpting in Blender yet, but I'm still getting acquainted. Have a ferengi!

It snowed. :(

I like the week between Christmas and New Year's, because that's when Santa's surveillance apparatus is completely offline. There's no such thing as naughty, there's no such thing as nice. It's basically Purge rules.

haunted by the memory of that episode where Neelix started a podcast

What a showoff Alt on Patreon #furry #furryart

...well how on earth am I meant to spectate the Questmas if the dang servers are down?

well, the evening is upon us when we all await the visit of our annual visitor, the yule ape. if you have been good all year, the yule ape will enter your home tonight and gently inspect five objects in a way undetectable to you. if you were bad, it will mess up your couch

schmoovement

I've never felt any tug to have a raccoon fursona, which is weird, because of all the fursonas that you can have, I've long been convinced that out of any animal, raccoons by far and away look the cutest in diapers.

クリスマスリースなライオン🎄

Did you know: dogs can't see colors or hear the difference between vowels. This makes fooling them very easy.

I don't pass the harkness test until I've had my morning coffee >v>

It has been like four years since I've done any 3d printing and everything is Different now

*person with the world's most recognizable fursona voice* commissioned by anonymous

Chat, JJ wants to make me wear an airtag at all times. >:L

Don't look, please #furry #furrys #furryoc #furries #furryfandom #furrycommunity #furryfyp #fyp #fursona #furryart #frencore #frencoreart

Tiny cat stuck in diapers because he just haaaaaates the way kitty litter feels under his paws

The mark of a successful life are how bruised your dick/balls are from your own fist/foot when you die

So, great news: while packing, I unearthed the motorized ball toy that my cat is scared absolutely shitless by

Man I am driving to California in three weeks, now is not the time for my car to spontaneously develop a parasitic drain in the electrical system. >:/

Got put in time-out because every time I found the elf on the shelf, I moved him back to the cuck chair in Dad's room

It's called Getty images because you're getting images

Sometimes I think about how bad season 3 of Picard was compared to how incredible season 1 was and I get mad all over again

I yam a simple creature

Rough sketch from September from when I was de-rusting. Puppies need to go on lots of walks regularly! Who cares if they whine or complain about being put into all their highly-necessary gear. There's always a muzzle waiting for complainers. 🐶💦

Man, there's just. A lot going on right now.

Mariah Carey is fine actually! It's nice to have a Christmas standard that wasn't written in the 50s!

Hoping 2026 is the year I spend being forced into chastity by someone who wants to step on me.

Sometimes my brain will just latch onto a specific horny scenario to play on loop in my head and right now it's "Dad got remarried and your new stepbrother enjoys humiliating you, and your hot stepmom is in on it, while dad looks the other way"

I'm not in danger from the flooding even though I technically live in the zone, but my commute is like an hour longer this week because it takes me past flood plains and over bridges, and everyone's gotta slow down to looooook at how much water there is everywhere now, ugh

Do people who are into plushification have strong feelings about being put in those vacuum storage bags?

the day may come when I decide to explore methods beyond "deliberate misbehavior to elicit gentle correction" as a means of bidding for attention from the authority figures in my life, but, well,

I am SO JAZZED to post this commission for @rickgriffin.bsky.social from someone who COULD NOT WAIT UNTIL CHRISTMAS 😘 seriously have loved Rick's art for so long and it was a joy to draw this ROO GAL. Cw for kangaroo boobs

I don't understand why they make the dice so colorful and shiny, if you're not supposed to put them in your mouth