Pumpkin house (it was eaten within 30 minutes)

It's very important for masters to train their puppies to behave correctly! I'm just trying out some... New training methods.

When he's taming his pets, @pinkdadger.taxbadger.com has a lot of tools at his disposal. With puppies like @splicerwolf.bsky.social, it takes a little more reinforcement to remind them what the word "pet" means. But he'll get there with a bit of patience and effort! #furryart

The perfect slam dunk followup Valve could do after their recent hardware bombshells is announcing that they're letting their all their Campo Santo employees start recording podcasts again

Imagine coming out to your friends as a baby/toddler/abdl and they're so supportive they throw you a baby shower Like they bring gifts (bottles, packs of diapers, toys, onsies) and they play adult party games and drink while you're stuck in the playpen Anyway, free birthday party idea 👀

Taking a small break during work

Did anyone else used to make those construction paper chains to count down the days until christmas? I kinda wanna do one of those except it's counting down the days until I move in with @jj-dogdog.bsky.social

Still really embarrassed every single time I mistake someone's well-articulated opinions for actual knowledge of a subject only to find out they don't know a damn thing and it was just dunning-kruger confidence the whole time. I'm Charlie Brown running up on infinite footballs.

my only comment about the new steam console

I like how whenever you join a new discord your arrival is announced and you get spammed with animated welcome emojis. Like having to join yet another server that you'll never look at again isn't already enough of a hassle on its own, we need to have this weird hazing ritual.

So like. You can just install steamOS on stuff now? Like on whatever, and it will run Windows software? Between that, and the compulsory Win 11 upgrades, that might be enough to make a Linux freak out of me.

Hey, so, there was a bear in the driveway when I got home from work

A sentence I wish more of my autistic friends knew how to say when they've inadvertently hurt someone is "how do I make this right?" Like the autistic urge to Explain Everything often reads as doubling down and usually is just gasoline on a fire. Questions are often a more useful tool than answers!

I had the honor of making this painting for Guillermo del Toro's Frankenstein.

picture of a girl who doesnt understand a damn thing

Valve, I understand that you have to have a press conference at the beginning of the workday, but announcing your next VR headset when I have to wait until I'm home from work before I can absorb every last drop of information about it is KILLING me. It's killing me dead, uggghh

Werewolf that claws something onto a coin before excitedly tossing it to you. She stares at you, grinning wider as she gauges your reaction, eagerly awaiting to see the results when you flip it. One side reads "puppies." The other side reads "hydrant."

It's Darmok and Jalad, not Adam and Steve

so I just visited Mad At You Island, and honestly they have a surprisingly robust public transit infrastructure, free healthcare and child support, and a thriving arts community; I can fully understand why so many people have chosen to make their home there

Have you changed your opinion of a kink or fetish because you had a personal connection with someone who had it? I'd like to hear some stories.

Queen Bean 🌱 Ronyar’s full VTuber ref sheet~ Please tag me if you make any fanart or post it on our Discord server so I don't miss anything 💕 #vtuber #furry #furryart #mommy Queen Bean

the lion king came out 30 years ago but they're still making lion king print diapers and I feel like this is holding lions back, by keeping them permanently infantilized in the public imagination. there's been other cartoon movies since then, we as a society need to let simba grow up

The Detroit Lions logo could get it

Put that kitten down. Uppies are for closers.

Stunlocked by suddenly remembering Foursquare and Favstar

Being told how old I am feels a lot nicer than being asked how old I am. I mean both are nice, but the first is more fun.

everyone needs to grow the fuck up and start playing pretend with toys

Had a last minute idea for merch for an event this weekend and I'm SO HAPPY with how they turned out 😭 The picture doesn't do them justice... I still need to cut them but aaa I'm glad I managed to get everything else done so I had time to do this #SaucyArt #LivingPlushies

So it turns out that mandela effect isn't strictly real, experiencing it just means that you've been isekai'd into a world that is only superficially different from where you came from, and you failed to notice the transition

Sorry for the break had to fix a toaster

Last week, @jj-dogdog.bsky.social surprised me with a sketch he'd gotten from @smokeyaussie.bsky.social, showing the moment that JJ collared his kitten. I like to imagine the puppy is standing over him, very waggy and proud of himself, unable to contain his excitement during this important moment.

Oh, miss Webster. I'm afraid that's not even in the top ten, for me.

As a creator, the best advice that I can give anyone who is struggling to grow their audience is this: just make better content

Second iteration of my new avatar for VRC! The Big Cat base is made by @skip4d.art but those of you with keen eyes will notice my otter rudder. This was actually pulled off the Skip Chibi base! Honestly adore how much love they pour into their avatars. Stripes provided by @rickgriffin.bsky.social

Shyra shared the clothed version of this Dr. Strange cosplay commission a few days ago; but I also did an alternate version for her with a little more reptile tum showing, because tummy important. // @shyra-shifter.bsky.social #furryart

Me whenever I strap a plastic brick to my face to go be with all the gay animals that live inside my computer #vrchat

Hey, if you're on the west coast, you can get a 25 pound bucket of dry beans from the Winco for $20-$30. You can cook them in 50 minutes an instant pot, which you can find used for like $20 at a thrift store. Beans and rice are a complete protein. Stay fed! www.wincofoods.com/shop/?query=...

If I traveled at warp ten, I don't think I'd turn into a salamander. I mean maybe some people might, but I could probably keep it together. I'm picturing how I'd do it right now, and it seems like it would be pretty easy to avoid honestly.

I had a really nice weekend. I feel really well taken care of, gosh.

"your sexuality has been redirected so you will never penetrate again, you exist for the satisfaction of others, and if you are needy, that's what your diaper is for" is the closest thing that I have to a sexual orientation

I wonder how left shark is doing

Coming in under the wire on this one, but I made a Halloween mixtape! Wanted to get something quick and dirty out for the occasion while I work on larger projects

Smiling is indicative of a deep and fundamental unseriousness and I'm ALWAYS SERIOUS ALWAYS BUSINESS AT ALL TIMES.

My halloween costume is Sexy Buttplug Sommelier (I managed to make the VRChat av version of this sticker @astolphokitten.bsky.social made for me years ago, using assets from linktr.ee/AviWorksVR) (And yes that is the bar in idle cube)

The lion does not concern himself with whatever the bay leaf is supposed to be contributing

Air jail is just carceral uppies

Fursonas, like videogames, allow us to live out our most debased and fetishistic fantasies… …like inhabiting a body we find comfortable, creating meaningful change in the world around us, and raising a family in a home of our own. (art by @extinctinks, @pebble, and @cupsofjade.bsky.social)