I just wanna lay in bed and cuddle for a while. Not spoon, cuddle

nosepass' natural predator is apparently metang

turns out the glaceon avatar i was thinking of buying is a bit too clapped out for my tastes (it has a sex mod, it has too many lights, it has boobs that don't go away no matter how much you shrink them) so it's back to the drawing board i did find a texture rip from scarlet that works great though

it's all fun and games until you have to wake the computer up from a dead sleep and it wakes up like that one photo of limmy

I seem to be trapped in a strange, invisible box, and my ribbons seem to defy logic... Also I'm pink. Sylveon card tf! I thought it was Sylveon day, but I was confused. #TFTuesday #Transfur

Putting on my ESD strap so I can engage in an extended petting session with my Luxray

Microsoft refreshing Secure Boot certificates is going to kick off a wave of Bitlocker check failures, mark my words

Ever since switching to the Dexcom G7 I have had more issues with the device communicating with my pump and phone to the point where I am basically ignoring alarms and alerts

Keaton and I have something in common apparently

How do you pronounce Yveltal? I know Xerneas is “Zer-knee-as” but how do you say its companion’s name?

*counting all my partners’ heights* damn I guess I like em tall

Reddit keeps recommending r/lucario and r/meowscarada to me. Good. Keep showing me pictures of pokemon and I’ll keep upvoting them

This balloon looks so sweet, almost like cotton candy, hehe~ (Ft. @fernthespider.bsky.social ) 💙💜🤍

comm for @snowytabaxi.snep.world ! mew🐆 #furry #furryart

unamused

When Mitchy bites it I’m just gonna say it ain’t enough and that I’m not celebrating until you know who bites it too

Luxray > Pyroar

I bringed you oran berry but I ated it

Vui vui etc

I need a convention badge for the first time in years

The only glaceon themed avatars I see are very feminine lmao

Everything I have ever heard about Will Stancil has been without my consent or approval. I feel like they’ve been forced on me

I really wanted to work for Pokemon, man. What a job that would’ve been

Ice is the rarest type and I’m a shiny so I’m the rarest of the rare

it will happen again!

I need to suck it up and get back into Pokemon Legends Arceus

Meowscarada can get it

Kon kon! 🦊✨ POV you caught Pan Cake making batter! 🥞 Thank you @wolfador.bsky.social

Keaton and Buck 🌊✨🏋️‍♀️🐴 #nsfw #acnh #furry Hyper cock and excessive precum alts on Patreon >:3c www.patreon.com/posts/150145...

This weekend I gotta do my SSL and I gotta do my taxes, I’d rather jump off a bridge

It's the first time for one of them.

Oops! Commission for @cabareon.bsky.social

You’d follow me through a mystery dungeon to meet your friend, right? I can be trusted

The idea of a hypnotic crotch is so peak haha fhfjjddhdhjg

girl is sick also happy absol day haha [ #(oc)skye ]

heard someone say "Andor" in an episode of DS9 and i completely forgot there's a whole, well-established race of people from a planet called Andor and not The Star Wars Show Of The Same Name

Who ordered a reticulated salamander girl

i hate the caveman molly episode of ds9. dumb premise and dumb resolution

man, my etsy emails are about to get real awkward if someone looked at them lmao

for when your dog is a cop

uhura in a gold uniform? what the what?

i'm just waiting to get in trouble for my newfound identity. i'm sure it'll come in time

apparently these cans of zero sugar lemonade say to shake well before drinking which i have never done

yeah it makes total sense that i'm a glaceon. i freeze and eat my prey. i'm cold all the time. i'm extremely cute and you would pet me so hard if you could

Ruff day

my service to the court has been concluded without the need to take part in a jury (thank god) which means i got a free day off except for all the fucking worrying

maybe they should "draft" a better website

two more hours to go

featherless ⭕️ bipedal ❌

shame there's extremely hot hypnosis porn i wanna share but the artist didn't tag their shit so all it gets is the lowly "like"