Despairmaxxing hopelesscore aesthetic

ratchet and clank game fun

sounds like NBC re-secured the rights to roundball rock...looks like the NBA on NBC is back baby, it's the fucking 90s again

"Logistically - and I'm not talking about Expeditors, which is based out of Seattle -" - this sports announcer, who for some reason saw a need to make that connection

> drew lock comes out at the top of the 4th quarter yeah i'd say this game is over

"some send a smilin' emoji; we smile for real" what a fucking line. did you write that while my chemical romance was playing

the new orleans saints are the saddest looking fucking football team i think i've ever seen

if i had known dbrand was gonna get their product in best buy i would not have ordered a case from them directly because GUESS WHOSE SHIT IS STUCK IN CANADA

horse tools

they should let me have a cinnabon, hot and fresh with the good icing. they should let me have two cinnabon

they should let me be a cougar and give me big paws

yay college football :^)

subway is advertising a sandwich they're calling "healthy" and "for fitness." and i'm like, yeah man. that's what i want after a fucking workout. a subway sandwich with the world's saddest lettuce

Did I ever post this here. idk

boy after the initial shock wears off i'm just cuddly

never thought i'd see a banner ad for hardblush

HyperCard AK-47

we're experiencing technical difficulties

thinking about the best job i ever had and being like "man i don't know, maybe i shoulda stayed there instead of changing jobs"

Jesus fucking christ dude

Bought a weed cart with the name of Stephen Hawking Kush and I’m just alarmed at the implications

Changing my Siri to Indian English Male

God, I can’t eat nearly as much as I used to

Blah blah blah

The “Heard In Apple Ads” playlist is full of bangers, sorry

It’d be nice to be able to have another card/board game night over here. Alas

Hello, dear my friends

"Ratchet, wake up! You fucked up big time!"

Wanna Ride? 🎨 by @mauldirou.bsky.social

*rolls around on the floor bored*

i want a little red bandana for cosmo so he can cosplay as sakamoto

getting mad because a bunch of the switch's catalog is just wii u re-releases waaaaaaay later than i should be

i forgot the wii u had ds virtual console games. going back and downloading all my purchases because apparently they got erased off my console????

i realize that anime is idealized life. however, i gotta wonder: do the high school kids in japan just have more time for extracurricular activities? it seems like clubs play a fundamental role in the high school ecosystem, whereas they really don't seem to here

Why on earth did I buy the fucking orange one. Why didn’t I just go with silver like I do every year. Deeply unserious telephone. Kraft Macaroni And Cheese Before The Nerf-ass phone

Hold phone like carrot

is there some kind of shop on the wii u that lets me download games in the same way that the 3ds has one, wink wink

i wish the wii u pro controller wasn't mini-usb. i don't have cables for that anywhere anymore i don't think

anyway. enough grousing. god i wish i had a beer

phrases like "may have crossed a constitutional line" really boil my piss. i'm so sick of them. mainstream journalists are such wusses these days

reduced to saying "well at least it's not owned by a nazi" i guess. my patience is getting thin

Putting on my driving gloves to hold hand with my glaceon boyfriend

Don’t accuse me of hating mastodon for interpersonal reasons! Let me be perfectly clear: It’s purely because it’s ugly and it feels like gnu software

What do I do with my evening

dogy time

star trek: section 31 is one of the most useless movies i've ever seen. why did they bother

factory resetting my old phone always feels bad a little bit. bye little guy. you were my constant companion for a whole year, and now you're going to hell forever

i should go back to playing catboy fishing simulator

It’s New Phone Day so I’ve taken my old phone out of its case and I forgot how slippery the 16 Pro Max is

Bahahahaha I like liquid glass I’m sorry I’m sorry