me: we didn't have pull-ups when i was a kid my gen-z sister: what did you do? shit on the floor?

remember that santa canonically only has eight reindeer and that rudolph is a fanon character

invite me to your christmas party

santa claus, from "the year without a santa claus": you don't believe in me? fuck you too, kid. nothing is real, you little shit

operation papa murphys pizza buffet for christmas instead of some elaborate fucking meal was a complete success

actual thing that just happened: my mother, referring to me: she, he, oh, dammit, i'm so sorry me: no need to apologize, there's only so many pronouns, you're almost there

me: anyway i don't even understand the point of it all. i'm kind of just thinking about ending it to be frank. but there's still so much i haven't done, so i dunno. the tails tulpa i obtained after drinking too many sugar-free red bulls: You have to use a special wrench to remove your oil filter!

i think my life would be vastly improved if i could remove the dock from my mac's desktop and replace it with a single pulldown in the menu bar with all my applications in it

maushold of three is so tragic. what happened to the fourth one

another holiday season, another year with @lastthinglost.bsky.social , who always reiterates and reinforces the fun in local festivities art by @emmacat64.bsky.social tysm again <3

Being in a polycule where a bunch of you live together means learning commercial kitchen phrases like “knife behind” and “corner” so you don’t fucking stab or burn someone because you’re all doing different things in the kitchen

My toxic trait is that I like a good police procedural. Law And Order, etc

happy holidays you all 💝🎀 #furry #furryart #furryfandom #oc #fursona #anthro

Funny Robot Chrismas

I need to be railed until I forget English

Sploots on the floor

Rainy day

ninetales on the trail cam

happy holidays

Merry Christmas! 🎄

Blood sugar is a fake metric. I haven’t eaten or drank anything with any sort of glycemic index today and my sugars are up 60 points for no reason

Finally back home and the chimney guys finally found the problem with the chimney (maybe)

Enabran Tain ghouled Garak’s pussy

Entitys?

The restaurant I used to stop at all the time on my way to Kelso/Portland is closed forever, rip

Man I love going to a basketball game where my team wins. And when the Blazers play the Magic that’s either team

*casually forgetting what game i'm playing* i gotta catch a nargacuga

i still maintain that High Potential is the kind of show dee reynolds would try out for

Play the song!!!!!!

Some bore bird for y’all. As a treat

I could whip a battery at a basketball player easy

They let a pokemon watch basketball

I’m just a little foxy you have to be nice to me

Santa’s coming for us (threateningly)

How did I get myself into this situation (my life as it exists currently)

Southern rural Washington Barq is not as dire as I thought it’d be

I’m ridin in da car

i wish F1 the movie could get me into F1 the racing but i don't think that'll happen unfortunately

This beautiful island always welcomes you So have a good time here!

all dressed for basketball. this will be my first time going to an away game wearing the away team's colors

'Zorryn'

For @skunk.live

i have complained in the past about seeing football live and i stand by it. but other sports don't suffer the same problem (baseball, basketball, hockey). you can enjoy all of these sports equally whether you're at home or in the stadium. it's only football that sucks to watch live

guy wearing an ai-generated shirt on the price is right 🤢

"here is a new drug you should definitely try!" and "do not take this drug if you are allergic to it" are two incompatible statements. how am i supposed to know if i'm allergic to it until i take it for the first time?

hi you’re thinking about them again 🐺: Trouble 🦊: Mischief (@pixelatedpenny.bsky.social) 🐜: @quakeroc.bsky.social 🎨: @magnetiorchid.bsky.social

oh my god this contestant's mom was on the original pre-games price is right and apparently won the crib that her brother was born in?????

cbs had the big bang theory, which they spun off into young sheldon, which they spun off into "georgie and mandy's first marriage" which is about sheldon's parents

Why Wait To Get The Jitterbug Flip?

this is bullshit. two contestants on the price is right didn't complete the first spin of the wheel, so they got to spin again, and both of them hit the dollar on the second try