The USA men’s hockey team created some great optics for the Trump administration while displaying their own lack of morals and all they got for it was some Big Macs and French fries. I’ll still never understand how you can invite people to the WH and serve them cold McDonald’s

Abolish the legal gender marker entirely. No government can be trusted to have a database of which people have changed theirs, no government has any business tracking what your gender is "supposed" to be in the first place.

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The sexy hockey show did all that work earning good will towards the sport with women and gay men only to have actual entitled douchebag hockey men blow that good will up by reminding us why sexy hockey show is just a fantasy.

Going to once again say that Josh Barro blocked me years ago because I kept replying to everything he said with a picture of the brain Gremlin from Gremlins 2

I hope celebrities across the country follow @flavorflav.bsky.social's lead and treat the women's hockey team to all kinds of fantastic experiences, if only to rub it in these dumb assholes' faces.

I’ve mostly stopped posting about Tactical Norm because I’ve become pretty inured to patrolling, but today, I took a daytime shift at my kid’s preschool so the children could have outdoor recess without one of them or their teachers getting kidnapped by federal goons.

You can't sue the government if postal workers accidentally drop the glassware you ordered or lose a letter from your pen pal The Supreme Court ruled yesterday that this means you also can't sue if postal workers refuse to deliver your mail because you're Black ballsandstrikes.org/scotus/posta...

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Big challenge for political pundits: Discuss the speech the president actually gives tonight, and not the one you maybe thought you might have seen if you squinted just right. Compare that real speech to the real world around us.

As Kash Patel actively covers up the murders of Minnesotans, the Minnesota Wild GM invites him into the USA locker room. Awful look.

it's fascinating to watch Costco lap every one of these clowns because they have the only CEO in America who still thinks his job is to run a company that does business and not be the main character of life forging his personal legacy with one eye on the group chat to see if they're impressed yet

The problem with the whole 'post a woman author you've read 5 books by' is how many women don't get a second book, let alone five. Anyway, carry on.

Really having trouble getting past the rage I feel thinking about the same people who use women’s sports as a political cudgel against trans folks also using them as the punchline for their jokes.

These dogs are having the time of their lives following this week's historic blizzard in the Northeast. Please enjoy. 14/10 for all

USA Men’s Hockey has also kinda lost the window to make any type of statement that feels genuine. Anything at this point is just going to be PR drool.

Madame Web just needed a different cast to tell the story of an EMT who gains psychic powers and is blinded at the Pepsi branded Fireworks factory and is named Cassandra Webb because she sees the future like Cassandra and is Webb like how spiders have webs but it’s also not titled Madame Webb

At the Winter Olympics, American female athletes won 61% of the total medals (20 out of 33) and 67% of the gold medals (8 out of 12) awarded to the US - the third time IN A ROW American women outperformed American men at the Winter Games. And they’ve never embarrassed the nation while doing it.

When I can't sleep so leave the bedroom, Cayde always follows and glares at the light, blinking sleepily and his face is so funny

The year is 2137. Earth's three remaining creatures fight over a scrap of ragweed in what was, before The Event, a Best Buy parking lot. Realizing the he will lose, Creature 3 turns to his diary. "The Atlantic: President Trump, softer tone?" he writes. These are the last word's written on Earth 1.

The President boasts of "no tax on tips", but this expires in 2028. He boasts of "no tax on overtime," but it is taxed, and the break expires in 2028. He boasts of "no tax on social security," but it is taxed, and his break expires in 2028. He also passed tax cuts for the rich. They're permanent.

we do love our Olympians!

ok normally i'm all for making fun of donald trump but this is actually the median american opinion on what the goals of our housing policy should be

democrats should internalize that this is what their colleagues think of them and act accordingly

Tonight is the State of the Union address in the US. And I have absolutely ZERO interest in watching it, which is very uncharacteristic for me because I’m a politics junky. But I just cannot stand to listen to Trump’s inane rambling—even if he manages to stay “on script”—or the sound of his voice. 🤮

it sure is a choice to look at a political landscape in which the government is actively attempting to erase trans people from existence and publish a Singal victory lap in furtherance of that goal

This is anti-vaxx logic. It is not "naive" to accept the conclusions of experts in technical fields.

Whatever you do, don’t publicly boo the horrible man who increasing majorities and pluralities of key voting groups hate, thus showing u in direct opposition to the extremely unpopular hated man

for years I’ve been advocating for the idea of escape rooms, but for heists. get some buddies together and whip up a plan to hit the Fake Museum, Fake Bank, Fake Cartel Mansion, etc. you get a month window to execute your plan and if you successfully heist you get a cool trophy

“the president’s speech is going to be over two hours long!” they’re doing kalshi shit guys. they’re leaking a bunch of stuff about a super long speech and he’ll go about 2 minutes short of the supposed mark and everyone in the white house will make $200k on it

the democratic response to the SOTU should start with “is Donald Trump a pedophile?” and from there be entirely about the files

Speechwriters Struggling To Spin List Of Ugly Women Trump Gave Them Into SOTU Address

might do a twitch stream of the SOTU? thoughts?

It’s both funny and cosmically correct that the U.S. men’s hockey chodes will have to sit through 2+ hours of rambling from their addled little king while the U.S. Women’s team gets to skip the speech and party with Flavor Flav in Vegas

The feeling of having known something to be true, deep within your very being, only to have it confirmed as such. There's just nothing like it: defector.com/jeffrey-epst...

The ICE surge in Minnesota cost $280M to detain 4k people. Of those- only 30 were accused of violent crimes. $9 million per capture of the "worst of the worst". Renee Good and Alex Pretti were unavailable for comment….

Literally impeach every single impeachable person in the entire chain of command, including Trump.

BREAKING Former ICE agent: On my first day training new cadets, I received secretive orders to teach them to violate the Constitution by entering homes without a judicial warrant.

recall that they too are mortal

"In videos shared online, burning vehicles and plumes of smoke could be seen rising from Puerto Vallarta and other cities in Mexico. Puerto Vallarta media reported that cars near a Costco and several other stores were set on fire." www.businessinsider.com/puerto-valla...

If the USA Women’s Hockey team wants a real celebration and invite ,,, I’ll host them in Las Vegas. Do some nice dinners and shows and good times. I’m sure I can get a hotel and airline to help me out here and celebrate these women for real for real. 👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾

I mean this is the most church counselor way of putting it, but intelligence by itself is nearly worthless. wisdom and prudence and discernment are necessary qualities for intelligence to be useful. innumerable religious scriptures have tried to explain this but yr tech bros aren't big on books

i thought we elected a socialist mayor but it feels like we got a snowcialist mayor! i follow back, no DMs

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For the first time in league history, the WNBA generated enough revenue in 2025 to trigger revenue sharing with players. Players will receive $8 million. The union will also pay out $9.25 million from revenue generated from its group licensing program. www.espn.com/wnba/story/_...