imgaine getting sent packing with your ass in your own two hands by some of the nicest people in the world and then showing up in a city that is famous for booing santa claus

is it like written in the Stage Magicians Credo that you have to look like a character from Lexx

feeling sad must hit incredibly hard for a rich guy. Imagine thinking you can buy your way out of anything but you feel like dogshit on some random day. You think feeling bad is for poor people. This is why you should always find what a rich person hates about themselves and pick until it bleeds

gaia crusaders, screenshot, arcade (1999) www.mobygames.com/game/75209/g...

INSIDE PAUL MCCARTNEY'S NOTEBOOK C G Nurse Nancy's feeling fancy dancy Am F At jamborees with Brother Jim * INSIDE JOHN LENNON'S NOTEBOOK To Do: ☑️ look up more slurs for wife

My life is undergoing a brief pestilence.

Oh wow, a tortoise is racing a hare? Who gives a shit

horses

we all have sacksville-bagginses in our lives

oh please, Mr. Bond is my father's name, call m— wait. did you say you expect me to die

BOONDOCK SAINTS was voted movie of the year by the American Association Of Pot Dealers Who Want You To Stay And Hang Out After You Buy Pot From Them seven years in a row

Got my first bag of potato chips in months. Cracked it open. The first chip out of the bag was... soggy? The second chip was almost fungal. Baffled, I explored the bag and discovered AN ENTIRE POTATO. Unsliced, brined, like a wad of seasoning juice. It had survived, and now was juicing the chips.

me asking for a cookie after surgery

Stormtroopers Who Killed Tatooine Farmers Feared for Their Lives hard-drive.net/stormtrooper...

This is just a Trick to get people to Let Bees Sting their Tits !!

i dont know what happened but all the major social media apps' feeds for me are strangers 'in memoriams' i dont know these people! fuck off!

Disney is saddened to hear the news regarding Scott Adams. To this day, his comic strip adorns the cubicle walls of so many of our least funny employees.

Thinking about that time the My Little Pony comics, of all things, absolutely bodied Scott Adams.

RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open 'just to do quick research'

Logging on 😘

what is it with those electric cars that make a noise like a prog rock intro

this is like if jeffrey epstein was a planeswalker

Cleaning out old screenshots/photos and this on got me all over again

BACKSLASH: The Matrix is a false digital cage for your mind. You'll all pick new names here. TERMINAL: I'm Terminal, an elite computer hacker. PR0T0C0L: Call me Pr0t0c0l. Yeah… spelled with zeroes… PANTYLINER: I'm sorry, I thought this was just a CVS. I need something for a (whisper) private issue.

hi my names Shaddam Margera and this is the piss off the Spacers Guild Trick

we should make a Difficult Internet, one that is Difficult to login to for idiots, like usenet of yore

Like 12 years ago my friend sent me this picture from his work and it immediately, permanently changed the name of this utensil in my head. The bytes were fully overwritten. I don’t remember the former name of this item and frankly I don’t care

So @birdrespecter.bsky.social shared this in our group chat and after 12.5 hours of podcasting it’s the only content my brain can actually process anymore

I don't know about favorite, but this one is very good.

me: life has been so hard lately my therapist, Glegbar The Blood Thief: how much blood do you think is inside your body

Made a new playlist

how does one get a pilots license for a stone temple

Happy New Year from the Izu Shaboten Zoo!

people who carp for ai are ridiculous slobbering morons, defending a computer program as being alive is the same as writinf words into notepad.exe and claiming its speaking

@jonbois.bsky.social I drew this last year - i feel it may be relevant to your latest series of videos

One of the best to ever do it

My theory about Pluribus is that humanity has formed a sort of “hive mind”, where all people – with a few notable exceptions – share a single consciousness and identity

playing lots of Warframe recently, in my brain i keep calling it Horseframe, i do not know why

enough of this chalamet, begone rat-waif

cowboy who stubbed his toe:

Prince on Will.i.am: “I like Will.I.am, his business sense, and how we sees the world is very interesting. He’s very technology-driven. Um… but let’s remember, he _did_ write My Humps.” *looks straight to camera*

Showing up to the first date wearing this