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I am a Villain !! I like Cheetos !!
New Million-Dollar Idea !! A Dildo shaped like the Statue of Liberty so you can Butt-Fuck Yourself with America !!
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I have been Feeding Curtis Dryer Sheets for Three Weeks !! I told him they were Fruit Roll-Ups !! He just Farted Out a Fucking Lightning Bolt !!
13 days ago
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Um this will NOT fit in my Ass !!
16 days ago
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When a Cop says they're "Putting Out an APB", they are Requesting an Abundance of Poop on their Balls !!
24 days ago
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I am the Perverse Mage known as Turdweaver !! I Yank Poop from the Aether and Guide it onto your Mailbox and Subaru !!
about 1 month ago
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The Opposite of "Enemy" is "Enema" (It is Good to Blow Shit out of your Ass !!) !!
about 1 month ago
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This Lady looks like Doc Brown if he asked for Poop instead of Plutonium and he put it in a Casserole instead of a Time Machine !!
about 1 month ago
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When a Toilet Gurgles after you Flush it, That is it Belching in Satisfaction after Feasting on Shit !!
about 1 month ago
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Interesting Fact you Might Not have Known !! "Daguerreotype" is actually Latin for "Diarrhea Fingerpainting" !!
about 1 month ago
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When People Say "I Am my Brother's Keeper", they are Actually Saying 'Key P'er (Donkey Puncher !!) !!
about 1 month ago
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I am going to watch this New Show about Gay Marines who Love to Butt-Fuck !! Or, as they were called when I was In, "Marines" !!
about 1 month ago
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Cake Makers like to Bundt-Fuck !!
about 1 month ago
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We always Hear that Things are "The Bee's Knees" or "The Cat's Meow", but Nobody ever gives Equal Acknowledgment to "The Crow's Asshole" !!
about 1 month ago
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"Rambo" is Short for "Ram Boners Up My Ass" !!
about 1 month ago
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My Kitty is Really Into Bug Chasing !! He just Kicked his Cat Tower Over chasing after a Moth !! That Term doesn't mean ANYTHING ELSE !!
about 2 months ago
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New YouTube Channel: Dipshit Physics !! We do Soy Face when we do shit like Turn a Light Bulb On !! Then we say "I Fucking Love Science" a Bunch of Times !! Give Me Money !!
about 2 months ago
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If you have a Turd that Won't Flush, it has Proven itself a Warrior and Earned its Rightful Place in your Wife's Bedchamber !!
about 2 months ago
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While it is True that Most Babies are Born by way of Natural Pussy Ejection, other Delivery Methods like C-Section, Plunger, and Enticement out of the Pussy with a Hamburger are Just as Legitimate !!
about 2 months ago
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I am compiling a Comprehensive List of the Reasons I've taken a Solidly Orange Shit and "Cheetos" and "Crayons" don't even Crack the Top Five !!
about 2 months ago
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I watched The Green Mile !! It was Good !! There should be More Movies where a Jesus Analogue Character Heals Someone's Fucking Wiener !!
about 2 months ago
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The Invention of the Sausage came about because Early Man Utterly Refused to Eat Meat until someone Tricked them into Thinking it was a Turd !!
about 2 months ago
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The Cool Monkey Lady Died !! Here is a Monkey checking out her Pussy !! I bet he was Hooting and Clapping when he Saw it !!
about 2 months ago
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When Flappers in the 1920s showed like Three Inches of their Calf, it was treated as Severely as if a Lady showed her Straight Up Pussy to a Bus full of Third Graders !!
about 2 months ago
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Republican Representative Dan Crenshaw wrote a Very Comprehensive Guide and Walkthrough for Suikoden III in 2003 !! I am Actually Telling the Truth !!
2 months ago
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Not a Lot of People Know This !! When a Police Station Needs a New Cop, they Yank them out of a Rend in the Cosmos from a Parallel Dimension known as "The Oinkment" !!
2 months ago
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I am going to Recite the Story of Mario RPG from Memory !!
2 months ago
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New YouTube Show: 'Bation Wagon !! It's like Bang Bus but it's Me and Doug Las in a 1987 Chevy Caprice Station Wagon and one of us is Driving while Also Filming the Other Jacking Off !! Do NOT Steal this !!
2 months ago
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I didn't see this Big Damn Pussy that Opened Up in the Dollar General Parking Lot !! It Broke my Tie Rod !!
2 months ago
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I'm Pretty Sure you can Eat from the Same Can of Mixed Nuts for 18 Months and it's Fine !! I've Also been Shitting my Brains Out a Lot Though so I Don't Know For Sure !!
2 months ago
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When Movies are rated "PG", That Means Pussy Guice !!
2 months ago
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2 months ago
did you know napoleon’s boner parted ways with the rest of his body during his autopsy
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The "NT" in Windows NT stands for Ninja Turtles !!
#techfacts
#historyofcomputing
#truth
2 months ago
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Why hasn't there ever been a Rap Video where there's a Lady Twerking and her Ass Cheeks are Two Death Stars ?? !!
2 months ago
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I am watching Inter Stellar !! I Strongly Believe they should have Called it "An Unreasonable Abuse of Corn" Instead !! I have Only Seen Eight Minutes of it so far though so I might not have the Whole Story !!
2 months ago
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The Singer Seal's Name is Actually Spelled "Sy L" !! It is short for "Pussy Lips" !!
3 months ago
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Whenever I Shave I use my Index Finger to Smear the Shaving Cream over my Upper Lip !! It is called a Clean Sanchez !!
3 months ago
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Die Hard was Originally Supposed to be Called "Die with a Boner" but they took the Coward's Way Out Instead !!
3 months ago
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That is one of the Best Sentences I have Ever Read !!
add a skeleton here at some point
3 months ago
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They should start putting that 90s Fat Kid in a bunch of Movies again !! You know the One I Mean !!
3 months ago
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I Wouldn't Fuck Hollywood Brown for a Million Dollars !!
3 months ago
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You wash your hair with Shampoo !! I wash my hair with Mashed Up Graham Crackers and Poop !! We are Not the Same !!
3 months ago
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BIFL does NOT mean Buy It For Life !! It means Busting Insanely Fat Logs (Taking a Shit) !! Put some Respect on my Turds !!
3 months ago
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Once Again, I have found a Renewed Interest in PBS !! Pre-Marital Butt Sex !!
3 months ago
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The Back Room at Family Video always had Rare Disney Movies I'd never seen Anywhere Else !! My Favorite was The Brave Little Toaster That Someone Put Their Dick In And Had To Go To The Hospital !!
3 months ago
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Do you think Baby Yodas come from Baby Yoda Eggs ?? Or do they Gush Out of Gross Yoda Mom Cloacas ?? !!
3 months ago
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People get Boners as a Result of Contracting the Rare "Bonerial Disease" !! It is Serious Shit so don't EVER Fucking Laugh At One !!
3 months ago
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Mushrooms have Developed the Ability to Perfectly Mimic the Human Testicle !!
3 months ago
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When People do that Thing where they Ride a Bike and they're Fucking Around on their Phone instead of Holding the Handle Bars, are they Steering with their Balls and/or Pussy ?? Inquiring Minds want to Know !!
3 months ago
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New Superhero: Ace Sexual !! Kind of like how Superman has the catchphrase "Up, Up, and Away !!", his catchphrase is "I think pussy is stupid" !!
3 months ago
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Earlier I saw a Guy Saying he Gave his Life to Christ in a Cracker Barrel Parking Lot !! I am Actually Not Lying This Time !!
3 months ago
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