A real opportunity was missed in not calling this “Terminal Degree”

watching a replay of Dylan Cease's first start in spring training and just giggling with glee

USians have main character brain in the worst way

😍

why do nerds suddenly appear every time I post here

Kawhi hit that shot over Embiid

The Leafs are so cooked omg

"Bluesky doesn't have the juice." "Real media access is still only on Twitter." "No one important uses or will ever use this site." Skill issue. If you post good, the right people will figure out how to get in touch with you.

went to the store __________ AI Summary ✨ Grammy-nominated R&B singer Jon B. posted that he is going to the stove – perhaps to "cook up" another hot, hot radio single. Frogs and toads, which are the same, can live on the Sun and often choose to.

Buck Martinez on the 2025 Yankees

I would like something good to happen

We live in an age of magic bullets. Here are machines that can pull water out of dry air. Luke Skywalker on Tatooine shit. www.theguardian.com/environment/...

I feel like casual fans being surprised to learn the men’s hockey team are all Trump guys is one big difference between the US & Canada. Most of my normal friends aren’t hockey fans, but it’s just taken for granted that hockey players are probably bad guys. We all went to school with hockey players.

I hear Vlad Guerrero Jr. said “FUCK ICE”

Knight of the Seven Kingdoms was so refreshingly great

NHL Launches $800 Marketing Campaign In Major Push To Attract New Fans https://theonion.com/nhl-launches-800-marketing-campaign-in-major-push-to-attract-new-fans/

This dog is basically a potato with a nose

Kash Patel says he now has a lead that Savannah Guthrie's mom is being held at either the NCAA Final Four or the Masters golf tournament, plans to personally investigate.

Kash Patel is going to make history as the first FBI director to get medically evacuated from Burning Man

Watching ball

Jack and Quinn Hughes are actually Canadian

Mitch Marner confused why everyone else is upset, this is just what happens??

I doubt any of these guys actually know who kash Patel even is

Connor McDavid loves losing when it matters most. Maybe he IS destined to be a Leaf.

granted we were due to lose to the Americans--Canada is better, but not "five straight best-on-bests" better--it's unfortunate for it to happen now, when the American reactions are either rah rah fascism or pre-emptive I'm One Of The Good Ones defensiveness

Joke way to end a game when Canada dominated for 60 mins

Everyone is freaking out and it’s 1-0. You are such a bunch of losers.

I can’t believe I got up at 6am to watch a hockey game and it’s not even my own kid playing

Ten glorious years of a guy who has mostly been the president and always been the main character of American political life doing posts like this and everyone trying to figure out what cable news segment he saw, misunderstood in the way a dog might misunderstand a crossword, and made into policy.

Reports of McKenna being mid may have been premature

I love the hater pope

Like father, like son

Very, VERY Doug Ford’s Toronto to ensure that the bars will be open for an 8 AM hockey game but not the TTC. Get as drunk as you like but you gotta drive there first.

My daughter has been playing hockey too long

*Taylor Sheridan pulling a slot machine arm* "Ok, we got... Kurt Russell... as a... Fire Chief in... Paducah, Kentucky" Paramount Exec: Sure whatever, here's $40,000,000. All of our parents: Prairie of Flames is the best show on TV

It’s really funny how everyone tries to analyze the most minuscule shit in a hockey game and lay blame/give credit. The Bennett penalty was dumb but his line was decent in the third.

Friggin ref show

Get one when it counts Tungsten Arm McDavid

Canada names McDavid captain and they immediately lose an elimination game? just sayin

Canada is absolutely pounding the Finns but can’t seem to score

Let's goooo!

Excited to hear everyone explain how Canada failed due to “not doing XYZ” in minor hockey. I promise you, they’re doing all of those things.

Canada looks terrible

Hooking doesn’t exist apparently

Referees too cowardly to call the most obvious hit-from-behind major on women’s hockey’s worst person. Sad it’s come to this

Americans being dirty. Quelle surprise.

Hooking doesn’t exist apparently