I’m gonna blame the Jays’ season on this dork who replaced Buck Martinez on the broadcast.

Dudes rock

my suggestion is Carney picks a random blue jays game, we collectively drink all the American booze left in the country while watching them ground into nine double plays, and then we drunkenly sing O Canada at midnight in a moment of national unity. vote Fulemin for more great ideas like Spite Night

Super excited to be going to the ol’ U S of A tomorrow! 👍

What am I doing with my life?

And now the football goes into hibernation for four years

Messi has requested a trade to Spain

tapas for everybody

*taps the sign*

YO PAELLA MAN

added time? extra time? stoppage time? heck call me when its dinner time

This seems rigged

Love Messi but Spain deserves to win

Excuse me, Shakira is 49!??

This headline is hilarious

Every time anything that used to be good becomes suddenly, inexplicably shitty and unaffordable, the answer is private equity.

Meet the Canadian civil servant responsible for sending our wildfire smoke to the U.S.

It’s coming home? (The bronze)

Blade is the only good marvel movie

hmmm, you don't say...

It's been said many times before but it's always worth saying again: The Luddites were a labor movement.

The record for average speed across a Tour de France stage was set this year by Søren Wærenskjold with an average of 50.9 kph (~31 mph).

when there's a map at the beginning of a book? brother I am IN

Well this explains everything

when that bacon butty hits just right

seems that the reports of it coming home were a little premature

Herbie Hancock literally in the studio

I know it sucks that half the country catches fire every summer and that the sky is currently orange, but at least we know that Prime Minister Not The Other Guy has our best interests at heart and is looking out for us

I know we do this every year but it is so funny that the American media specifies that the sky is turning orange due to the smoke from 👿👿👿CANADIAN 👿👿👿 wildfires

i had no idea this would become so literal

mon dieu

I refuse to believe that glenn powell exists, he is a collective hallucination created by the statistical average of all movie actors

The United States should try making a bigger deal about itself. We barely notice them and their flag and their military and their chants. They're so quiet and reserved.

Lindsey Graham got the diarrhea and died. "There was nothing left when he was done," said an aide. "Now we have to try to put the diarrhea back in so we can bury something three dimensional," he added. RFK Jr. is going to give kids in school diarrhea to honor Lindsey Graham and make them stronger.

Most people don't know that the Falkland Islands are named after Peter Falk. They really love Columbo there.

That was a rocket of a shot

If Argentina win you can all learn about a little known missed call from Argentina and England’s history. At the time it was called “the hand of god” but nobody really remembers it anymore because in the pre-VAR era the beauty of a fluid game without stoppages meant fans didn’t dwell on blown calls.

Bringing one of the best tweets of all time over to Bluesky in honour of the Three Lions QF victory

I usually root for England but Norway was so fun. Bummer.

Harry Kane fell down because his head is too big

Every English fan they show in the crowd looks like they sustain themselves entirely on bacon butties

Bellingham rolling around on the field like he’s dying

"Okay, your first mistake here is not letting the fire die out before putting the meat on the grill, but I honestly think your main issue is that you put a bear in charge of making the food."

Apparently there are still people who play Pokémon go

Shane Bieber is cooked

¡Sí!