Been enjoying Angine de Poitrine lately so I’m sure someone will chime in to tell me that they suck or that they’re problematic or something

VERY COOL PERSON: It's four-twenty, you know what that means? ME: Hell yeah! [starts shoving blackbirds into a pie]

Utah Vegas is like the shithead olympics

this made me cry? what the hell man

This is therapeutic baseball

I see you Okamoto

I wonder what kind of juice this is

This is single handedly the funniest scene from any Star Trek

Jeff Hoffman is going to be the death of me

Telling another cowboy to stand down:

Two Princes or Hunger Strike or Return of the Mack

More like Sucky Mehta

Many faculty at places like Yale, especially ones who like to pontificate about the state of higher ed, have never stepped foot on a non-fancy small liberal arts campus, a state school, or a community college. Which is the majority of higher ed.

Yeah, I think I could handle paying someone to do my taxes so I could make millions

As has been famously said; if you want to work in hockey but somehow think you’re not qualified, go for it. Cause we got the ceo of the leagues biggest franchise typing “what should bobby mcmann be traded for” into ChatGPT, printing the results out and trying to get his gm to do that.

POV: you have gone viral on Joke Understanders Dot Com

Holy fuck Okamoto

Varland is gonna be the closer by the end of this year

Jeffrey…

Big Ern

Jays get some god damn guys on base for these dingers plz

There was just an ad for "Rogers Centre Ottawa", not be confused with Rogers Centre Toronto or Rogers Stadium Toronto (Or Rogers Place Edmonton. Or Rogers Arena Vancouver.)

If there was ever one post to sum up the entire maga movement it's we are smarter than the foremost experts on the subject.

It really is astonishing how the conservative movement has gone from "fuck your feelings" to "it's illegal to be mean to us" in like a year and a half

Land of the free

Imagine dedicating your life to incel looksmaxxing so much that you've smashed yourself in the face with a hammer only to have a regular reporter from 60 Minutes Australia completely outmog you. (Clavicular eventually walked off the interview)

Every single post on this website every single day

Vladimir, Lenyn lead the Jays' baseball revolution.

Larry King: That's what makes English the world's toughest language. Norm: Yeah? It is the toughest language? King: The toughest language to learn. Norm: To me it's the easiest.

This guy fucking sucks so much

No one asked for this.

I swear this happens to George more than anyone

The reports of the Jays’ demise were premature

Sucks-amoto

Okamoto has been terrible so far

I can't stop laughing at this post. It's perfect.

“AI can do this music/film/art thing better than humans now” Nobody gives a fuck! I can put a soccer ball on a conveyor belt that delivers it to the goal with 100% accuracy, but try selling tickets to that shit!

This is why there is no giving a single inch on “AI.” I do not give a fuck if “it actually is helpful for some things.”

I needed just this

It is truly remarkable and stupid how “doing a small amount of exercise” makes you feel physically and mentally better almost immediately

Had me dying. Clip via @alexgoldennba.bsky.social

Kevin Durant forever bsky.app/profile/nbas...

choice placement of this ad right in the midst of a discussion of the allegations against Bambaataa

Everybody should watch this insane presser. It's like a bad scene in a Netflix thriller right before shit is about to go down.

Swollen RFK Jr. Warns Americans Not Eating Enough Bees https://theonion.com/swollen-rfk-jr-warns-americans-not-eating-enough-bees/