dudes rock

holy shit what a punch

Wedging this into my narrowest hallway

i have not eaten today which is contributing to my crankiness

It's really instructive when you replace "Millennials" with "middle-aged adults" in headlines. '"Middle-aged adults" are swimming in student debt and may never own homes.'

this is a level of complicity that had not occurred to me

failures of the american healthcare system aside, people just do not understand how emergency triage works

Anyone who had genuine concerns about youth gender medicine would staunchly and wholeheartedly support social transition. Let kids explore their identities to see what works for them! The fact that this movement opposes even pronouns and haircuts shows that it's just bigotry all the way down.

thursday

this is art

Chinese GF has informed me this is called "scrubbing the wok" (hence why there's foamy water in the middle) and you can see a million more of these videos if you search 越野刷鍋 (off-road hot pot).

cheesesteak egg rolls

sometimes you go through your magic stash looking for commander upgrades and end up finding shit like an altar of dementia in a random-ass pile of booster packs

b i r b r i c h m e n t

a nice thing about when the internet was a bunch of little sites and servers was that it was a lot harder for governments to pressure "the chat provider everyone uses" to implement age verification. you wanna pressure 300 separate IRC servers? good luck with that. but one company? easy

discord pushing for invasive identification practices ahead of their public IPO, where the largest potential investors are mostly interested in discord as a data harvesting platform there's a reason the announcement includes discord boasting about using usage analytics to auto-id people as adults

The balls Discord has to introduce an age verification update after they already had a major data breach back in October.

A person with $3,273 has the chance to do the funnest thing right now.

Every business right now thinks its such an essential part of your life that you'd give them anything to keep using it and brother I am here to tell you I don't need a chat app that bad

I mean this as hard as I can: cancel your fucking nitro. it is LITERALLY the only thing that they fucking listen to.

I’ve been 5’1 since I was 11 years old lol

WOW

Breaking: Tragedy at the Winter Olympics

i am trying not to joke about the Epstein stuff because it's so horrible but there's also this ridiculous element where it's like... discovering Dracula is real, he's taken over human society at the highest levels, he's involved in tons of evil and also he's a huge dipshit

Makes you think

listen, the fact that posting pigpoopballs automatically gets filtered as “rude” should tell you all you need to know about the bsky devs and their feefees

Lot of attention and new followers today, and want to keep the kind vibes going and pay it forward. Will donate ALL proceeds from Cameos until 2/13 to Lancaster Neighbor Fund, who supports immigrants right in my city of welcome. Kindness onward. cameo.com/bryceremsburg

Everything that's happening to the Bitcoin people needs to happen twice as hard to the AI people

Men are not trash. Perpetuating that narrative helps normalize rape culture by making it seem like it's just inherent to their nature. It's not. Men are human beings. The social system of patriarchal masculinity is what's trash, and it hurts them too. We can change that.

boss is out for the week so i’ve been archiving her emails, again

Low! tax! Low! tax! Low! tax! Low! tax!

sometimes a bitch is just taller and faster and bigger than you! her name is serena williams! you can either go into weird misogynoir-riddled, fetishistic spirals about it like Sharapova or you can be! a fucking grownup! and GET ON THE COURT AND WORK!

From 2012 to 2019 I had no legal means by which to watch the original Evangelion series in a way that would benefit its creators and/or distributors. One can only imagine how I maintained my interest in the series until I could watch it anywhere on pretty much anything.

Chaos: Hey Slaanesh, you corrupt Fulgrim yet? Slaanesh: Sure did boss, made him a giant snake monster just like you asked. Chaos: I asked you to make him real fuckin sexy. Slaanesh: Just like you asked.

All the sex pests that your Vampire: The Masquerade larp's staff were too chickenshit to throw out back in 2007 have gathered in one place!!!!!

I just wanted some fun 80s nostalgia with new wave and cool fashions, but all I got was this lousy satanic panic

ever wanted to go to jail on a civil case?

[stroking their beards intellectualizing their plot to use propaganda to force trans people into destitution for their own sexual pleasure] mmm yes quite

finding out that 100% of the "rude" tag warnings are applied manually by bsky mod staff has been enriching because now whenever i see a post that objectively rocks tagged "rude" i know that some bsky mod was getting mad about what a good post it is

god it would be so cool to not be mentally drained after a day out

doing a day trip up to nyc on occasion is fun, but god do i wish driving wasn’t the least annoying way to travel from where we are

The Epstein emails should really end the debate over whether society should have billionaires. "Do you want there to be a class of people so powerful they can fuck your kids and no one will even try to do anything" seems like an easy sell if everyone in politics wasn't trying to get on their payroll

the super wealthy have always operated with class solidarity, of secretive networks and cabals, of influence and manipulation the principal goal of these efforts is always to dismantle and disrupt the potential for class solidarity of their perceived lessers

I'm one of the people who got him to delete the old politics board, I'm not sure I feel about finding out I got overridden by fucking epstein

HAPPY BOSTON MOONINITE PANIC DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE

They must never be allowed to hide from what they did.

the $10 i paid to join somethingawful a long time ago is worth it to read things like “aatrek is a pedophile,” “vilerat killed in benghazi,” and “moot in the epstein files” years later and be like ah, yeah, bad but tracks