Ooh, nother quake

The FDA statement ends with a paragraph undermining its own warning. They signal parents to avoid acetaminophen. Except sometimes. And then: No “causal relationship… established” with ADHD or autism AND Alternatives to acetaminophen have “well-documented adverse impacts.”

On everything horrible like tariffs, russia, and fucking with the federal reserve you just can't change trump's mind at all, but somehow the guy whose crowning and arguably only achievement was Operation Warp Speed can be turned into an antivaxxer by one roadkill-brained kennedy

Tell ya what, Jimmy better come out to bat hard for all of US starting tomorrow night

also he was a many-multimillionaire

i don't think outsourcing reading to something that can combine but can't understand words is going to do it

I was fired from my gig as a primary and middle school drama director on Monday. We live in frightening times. Take care of each other, and reach out to me if you want to talk 🧡

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I have been saying for a few years that this man is effectively a real-life supervillain

this is called throwing good money after bad

so like aside from everyone canceling their D+/Hulu/Max bundles this week is Peacemaker S2 just not good because I haven't seen anyone talking about it (haven't gotten to it yet)

dudes rock

"Now, as you are all familiar with the layout here, we can move directly to the rules of this little contest..."

the bone farmer, revisited | patreon.com/lubchansky

*walking in* Hey uuuuuh. Y'all know where I can get some crab?

remembering this untouchable pair of comments

I said it and I meant it. We need Churchills, not Chamberlains.

You do. Have. To actually operate the platform. You run a social media platform now. Again: poor life decision. You do get to quit your job at any time. But as long as you continue to run a social media platform, which you do, people will criticize you for doing it badly.

Something I had forgotten: when Simone Biles had to withdraw from the Olympics due to her neurological issues, Kirk called her a “national disgrace”. She said she carried that with her and it hurt her deeply.

Fasciitis, hate that. Down with fasciitis amirite?

Smile 2 (2024)

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What a great fucking metaphor they didn't mean to employ

do you rember youtu.be/tETJK4EG1aY?...

Now I don’t know the shooting angle, but there was no one behind him and the tent was against a wall

"Pat, why do you carry that ridiculous 600mm lens on long hikes?" Buddy, I can see mountains reflected in the eyes of a trailside pika.

Rapture happened already. Yeah, just one person vanished and she was in the can so no one noticed. Everyone else already left behind in the hellworld.

Ian McDiarmid was very pleasant, but nicest has to go to Armin Shimerman, who very enthusiastically told us about his theater group at a Trek convention 10 years ago.

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I would like the 174 house democrats who voted for this to drop an update on their security concerns

Someone canceled a ONE HUNDRED FIFTY THOUSAND dollar wedding

“mmay the force be iwth you” the engineer nervously says, more a question tjan anyhting “fourth. its. its fourth. listen i dont have time to explain this to you,” elon replies, scratching his forehead with the barrel

Detective: "Sir, we tracked the killer to this location. Victims B. Simpson, B. Elby and B. Knocker frequently drank here." Bartender: "I don't know what to say, I'm just the bartender." *officer B. Olomew enters* Detective: Oh, hey Bart. BartEnder: *immediately shoots officer Olomew* "...Dammit."

Today, due to the recent spread of (false) narratives about trans perpetrators of mass shootings, I decided to look up search stats for the term “trans shooter.” The term was hardly used at all before May 2022, when the shootings in Buffalo and Uvalde happened.

idk if disney/sinclair/nexstar understand how bad they fucked up by angering the disney influencers. i don’t fear god or kpop stans but i do fear disney adults.

"when people advocate the murder of your countrymen it is in fact very cool of you to kill them" says Ghost of Tsushima

I assume 6'6" cis boys are therefore banned from basketball? No?

this seems like sensible advice if you live in the US and want to do effective protest about Kimmel:

"Right now, Beijing is offering cheap, clean power, employment, trade and a route to prosperity. Washington is offering tariffs, policy chaos, White nationalist memes and South Korean workers in shackles after a raid on an EV battery factory." www.bloomberg.com/opinion/arti...

Star Wars has been around for a dozen Confederacies

"Our industry faces the most sophisticated, venomous, creeping evil in America’s history. There’s no standing above this conflict. No impartial observers. If you’re on the sidelines you’ve made a choice and must live with it." -—Dan Gilroy

oh no! anyway,

Astel, Naturalborn of the Void #EldenRing

Barry and The Nameless One

Bluegrass

Panicked already huh

America is the greatest country in the world. At what, you ask? You're under arrest

You *know* Mr. LaForge is playing a dwarf