Texas Republicans: hey guys check this shit out we gerrymandered a bunch of extremely safe +15R districts into very risky +5R districts, this is gonna rock for us Also Texas Republicans: oh no all my gerrymanders gone

worst thing in the world is when somebody can't admit they fucked up a relationship semi-permanently.

In Epstein's case, he loved child sex trafficking and using it to influence people. He could devote literally all his time and effort to it, think of nothing else, care about nothing else, for years and years on end. Any billionaire could do the exact same thing with the same results, at any time.

We have a perfect Rectangular February coming up, first time we’ve had one since 2015 Maybe this is what finally closes the loop and fixes the world

To folks who attempt to message me on this app: I live in Ohio Ohio passed one of those “for the kids“ Internet safety laws Consequently, if I wanted to verify my GenX self as an adult to view msgs, I must submit detailed personal info to the platform & its questionable tech overlords I refuse

ICE in Minneapolis abducting people and abandoning them in the woods at night in a clear attempt to kill them tells me the only thing stopping them from doing Pinochet-style helicopter rides is a lack of access to helicopters

Plugging my kofi shop in hopes of earning $160 to pay my health insurance for February. Now that the ice storm has melted I'm taking one owed order of the Fox girl to the mail on Monday <3 Can take more with me! #HelpSky #SupportArtists ko-fi.com/ovaettr/shop

So this means I don't have to hear any more bullshit from now on about how "we" should "just let the red states burn" to punish them or whatever, correct? Correct???

We are being destroyed by insecure, loser men. Being killed by unfuckable loser men and struggling to survive because the whims of selfish. Loser. Men. Trump. Loser. Miller. Loser. Tate. Loser. Bovino, Fuentes, Vance, Bezos, Kavanaugh, Musk, Gaines, Kirk and Cruz. All petty, self-serving LOSERS.

What’s your favourite TTRPG that’s simultaneously: 1) uses dice 2) mildly crunchy (also: has combat but it’s not a huge ordeal) 3) non-OSR 4) easy to prep 5) heroic in feel 6) epic fantasy 7) multiplayer (like, not solo)

i believe in senator jasmine crockett (D-TX)

Y’all wanna see bots try to throw a dead body over a wall

"microtransactions in games started by cabal of pedophile elites for the purpose of indoctrinating kids into an economy" Ok. Well, we all knew it was evil somehow but I really didn't expect Epstein to be responsible for why video games are bad now. That's just not what I would've thought.

Yes, this friendly 2019 Jeffrey Epstein email exchange is about the owner of the Patriots, Robert Kraft. But it's more important who it is WITH: Brad Karp, the chairman of Paul, Weiss. And Karp was still chairman when Paul, Weiss became the first law firm to cave to Trump's demands in 2025. 1/

I’m so sorry that the rest of the world has to treat “gerrymander” like a real word.

sir can you explain this in Civ VI terms. are we focusing the city on Production or Culture. how many Great Artists points are we generating per turn

When they say Me Too "went too far," they mean "got too close."

new overton window shift just dropped abolish ice and fire all the officers is now the conservative position

Today I saw ICE gas little white kids in the streets of Portland with chemical weapons. Imagine what they're doing to brown and black kids in the detention camps

imagine being so off-putting that even Ghislaine Maxwell and Jeffrey Epstein were like “ooh, yeah, you just missed our last invite to Pedophile Island”

relevant to many of yalls interests.

The Matrix (1999) Dirs: Lana and Lilly Wachowski #oneperfectshot 📽️

Remember when the Panama Papers dropped and the journalist who assembled them died of a car bomb and nothing changed and yeah those Epstein Papers are real exciting reading.

the cities advance, the countryside retreats

TX special election voters to Rs

hey, is dr. dobson in the epstein files?

Try to live your life in such a way that if you fall down a flight of stairs, people don't ask if the stairs are okay

They aren’t deescalating anything. They’re claiming new extra-constitutional powers. www.nytimes.com/2026/01/30/u...

can't find the thread this is based on rn, but this has been on my mind for maybe a month

made it to gaming today. ended up at a 4p table, playing the LotR Trick Taking Game, fairly far into it, I think. Such good stuff.

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This is who runs this account.

I just got tear gassed along with thousands of union members, many of whom had their families with them. Federal agents at the ICE facility tear gassed children. We must abolish ICE, DHS, and we must have prosecutions. I expect to see enforcement of our city code prohibiting the use of tear gas.

If you think I shouldn't have lost out on about $5000 of income due to Peter Thiel and Jeffrey Epstein permanently fucking kotaku's freelancer budget (I was writing 2x a month until then), tip me PayPal.me/stompsite

get it right

finding out that 100% of the "rude" tag warnings are applied manually by bsky mod staff has been enriching because now whenever i see a post that objectively rocks tagged "rude" i know that some bsky mod was getting mad about what a good post it is

Weekend plans

BREAKING: Federal judge orders Adrian Conejo Arias and his minor son, L.C.R., released. "The Great Writ and release from detention are GRANTED." "Civics lesson to the government: Administrative warrants issued by the executive branch to itself do not pass probable cause muster."

The Atlas Game Fork ICE sale starts tonight at midnight. A new game on sale for at least 50% off every day, with all proceeds going to organizations protecting their Minnesota neighbours. atlas-games.com/?ref=tableto...

So we know there are images of death, physical abuse, and injury in the #EpsteinFiles. Got it.

We'll be getting started with this in about 15 minutes!

helping kid with scheduling. the upshot is "kid should keep saving money so they can move out"

He’s the best sleuth there is, but thanks to the crippling emotional damage inflicted by the murder of his wife, he’s unable to leave his hot tub. Thanks to the help of his faithful assistant in both finding clues and inviting suspects, he catches killers. J’ACCUZZI, coming this fall to ABC

Bobby Kotick being implicated in the Epstein files wasn't on my bingo card for today, but my surprise is exactly zero

WHO'S THAT POKÉMON? seriously, who is it. i need to quit doing this. hopefully i can get out of the bed, get dressed, and leave without waking them

There's too many fucking people in the Epstein files. Need Yakko Warner to sing a song about it to help me get caught up

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