Only way to get in shape is to be a misogynist serial killer incapable of joy Makes you wonder about every dude in superhero media Chris Evans must be the most prolific serial killer of all time I'm bizlet7 and I have replaced my brain with the tiny shits from the flies that landed on a dog turd

Buddy, America is already racist, misogynistic, and dead.

It's nice that you can't tell the difference between the republican or the Democrat shrieking at the top of their lungs "he's a communist muslim!" because a dude dared to say rent and grocery prices are too high and people are suffering. It's crystal clear everyone who hates Mamdani is your enemy.

Given how many The Civil Rights Lawyer videos I've seen, I don't think there's anything more accurate to America's dumbshit police force than an AI cop screaming "he's got a gun" when it sees a large bright orange object.

Love to spend 8 hours being hotboxed by tens of thousands of farts, coughs, sneezes, and microwaved fish garlic burps.

had to put this one together from the archives but: called it again

I'll be the first to admit America is awful and riddled with problems, But... The Louvre was burgled? Bandits stole art? Thieves absconded with art? French police are baffled by le art thief? L'Parliament is upset? What kind of whimsical Charlie Chaplin ass clown world do the French live in?

Has anyone told Republicans that Donald Trump is tearing down and defacing a monument to slavers that was built by slaves?

Gotta be honest, seeing the White House reduced to rubble is funny. It happening because a Russian asset doesn't want the kompromat that he's a pedophile leaked is funnier. Him being too dumb to realize the ship has sailed, we all know, and they can't actually blackmail him anymore? Hilarious.

New account. So quick rundown of my permanent bans: Facebook: calling Kristi Noem a plastic-faced dog murderer Reddit: calling Trump a hefty-titted kidfucker Twitter: making fun of Elon (easy mode) Bluesky: telling the DHS account they should have someone explain the Nuremberg trials to them

Pleased to announce I'm running for office in Maine. My only tattoo is a full back piece of The Grimace. I will not be taking questions regarding its meaning.