This makes me think of Erik Prince and Betsy DeVos. Their father owned a car accessory company and their most valuable asset was a patent. The patent covered the mechanism by which a light turns on when the cover for vanity mirror is lifted. That got us Blackwater and political cronyism.

This Clavicular guy seems like a real piece of shit. Does anyone even know the condition of the guy he ran over that seemed to kickstart his fifteen minutes?

Yo what the fuck is this? If this happens, the constitutional crisis is undeniable. As if it wasn’t already.

Fantastic needle drop on today’s INVINCIBLE. No spoilers but just fantastic. Well done.

How this will be framed by the New York Times.

I prefer “leaves is plants” to “stomach is plants.”

What stage of capitalism has CEOs challenged to try their own products and services?

It was with an Ouija board. Andrew Jackson was totally on board with it.

Everyone who ever monkey paw wished for a businessman president really should have specified for one good at actual business.

Like the Pixies song, “Wave of Mutilization”.

Sad to hear the news about The Last Drive-In but I hope they’ll find a new home for all us mutants quickly.

"Torture is a celebration of life and human dignity... I hope my peers and people leading this country will appreciate the value and respect that torture shows towards other cultures.” - Stephen Miller

That this isn’t the biggest story of the year is a testament to the news hellscape we live in.

Glad you guys are checking out election results but I have some more pressing issues at hand.

This shit is played out and has been for a few years.

Illegal tariffs were perhaps the most direct way Trump has taken money out of our pockets so far.

It’s times like this where you can see who is truly the monster in this relationship

I’ve missed out on other prior opportunities, thanks to @hangmanpage.bsky.social for boosting.

“I took my kids to Epstein island” isn’t the defense that Lutnick believes it to be.

They set the bar for their YouTube video so, so high. Not only did the TPUSA event need to be successful, the *Super Bowl* needed to be a failure. It was never going to happen and I can’t tell if they believed it would themselves or if it was yet another avenue for grift.

People being pissed about Spanish speakers in the western hemisphere is funny to me. Like “you don’t speak the right colonizer language!” It’s such a flimsy pretext for racism.

Trump’s fundraisers are now using the threat of dispatching ICE against citizens as an email engagement tactic.

one of the funniest things i’ve ever seen

Just found out this dude’s store is called Dreamhaven Books. dreamhavenbooks.com

When dogs get together this is what they say

feels like everyone could use a disco bar dog at the moment

Slowed down, you can see the victim of this morning’s shooting being disarmed prior to shots being fired. xcancel.com/gremloe/stat...

This is the first example I’ve seen of an American government using AI to meaningfully misrepresent actual events with the intent to deceive the public. We are at Stalinesque levels of propaganda. donmoynihan.substack.com/p/past-the-b...

The Titanic didn’t need to be turned around so much as, like… turned a little.

Guys. I don’t think he saw the movie.

Did you, Jack Smith, gather facts and evidence in support of pursuing a guilty verdict? This is unheard of behavior from a prosecutor. Why weren’t you trying to prove Trump’s innocence?

They are targeting children because they are trying incite violence. I have talked to many journalists today, and they all made the same observation: Border Patrol and ICE have been rolling around with maximum aggression, lingering for ages as crowds, gather, seemingly trying to cause a riot.

ICE kidnapped a 5-year-old and sent him alone to a facility in Texas. Hell isn't hot enough.

Ugliest American.

He'd be hard pressed to remember all of his kids' names let alone what he had for breakfast, but he knows how long it took Germany to conquer Denmark off the cuff. Kinda suspect.

I know it’s trite overplayed but goddamn imagine if Biden did this.

Wow.

Lying about domestic issues at a global forum is a choice.

COW TOOLS COW TOOLS COW TOOLS

Crazy how this graph shows the imperial boomerang and shift of military-industrial complex shifting into domestic affairs. From Stephen Semler.

“ICE is a revolt of the unemployable against the employed.”

Jack Daniel’s won’t sponsor me, either.

Ben Shapiro said the Christmas Adventurer plot line in One Battle After Another was ridiculous

The true tragedy of Stranger Things is that a whole generation of kids have no idea that "Mike and El" was a Run the Jewels reference

“Tony let me ask you. When you watched Josh Allen throw that ball, did his hand appear to morph into a lobster claw?”

It’s troubling how many Americans view every tragedy through a political lens. So many gotta know what “the libs” think so they can take a contrarian stance, like a conditioned response.