What’s your sign?

"The whole reason I got security clearance was so I could visit every intelligence agency and buy something from their gift shop. They all have gift shops. Even [$AGENCY] whose existence was classified until the 1960s - they have a gift shop." -- @procuremancer.bsky.social

I feel sick. I'm sure all my trans friends feel a hell of a lot worse, though.

I distinctly remember my “THIS IS REAL!” amazement at a cheque for £5 arriving a week after I participated in an online quiz contest. This was late 1996. Thanks to university, I’d already been on the internet for three years. I got a free t-shirt from the MSIE 3.0 launch months earlier. EVEN SO.

for the rest of life you can only eat food from one of these regons. which do u choose

for the rest of life you can only eat food from one of these regons. which do u choose

hugely entertained by the thought of skinning Figma’s UI into a 2000-era mess shaped like a melted frisbee and textured with a 256-colour image of Jennifer Love Hewitt

By far my favourite Bake Off fact

Saw Claude today. He turns 30 this month!

Not sure I want these, but hoping that a bite of one will prompt seven volumes of memoirs yes, i have recourse to chomp Perdue

This is 100% deserved. @erie.bsky.social bloody RULES. At 18F I was lucky enough to work on College Scorecard ( collegescorecard.ed.gov ), an amazing DoE project to help kids choose colleges, and it wouldn’t have happened without her.

Ken Loach’s AUSTIN POWERS

"The kittens are starting small though; at the moment, prey consists of the acorns that fall from the nearby oak tree, or sneaking up on an unsuspecting sibling." am now searching for more Fiona Callow writing to lull me into a bucolic torpor

I love random game tips almost as much as game bugs

1 like = 1 brief moment of validation from the giant skinner box

imagine every great SEGA game all at once, but without the despair www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6Ia...

looks like I'm back on my Mindustry bullshit again

Welcome to Sixth Grade parent orientation! To ensure your student, please register on these apps: * SchoolRun * ClassBoil * ParentFight * Google Urchin * Quaglune (now Sprogli) * 3Arse * Google Prefect * BrimStone * ComeToDaddy * Bunter * Google Slides * SurrenderYourChild * Oaf

ethicalwerewolf.blogspot.com/2011/02/puzz... You are curious whether your butt is big or small. Unfortunately, you lack the ability to accurately assess the size of butts. Fortunately, there are three rappers before you.

Los Angeles is like your first ever game of SimCiry: you keep bulldozing residential zones to make yet another freeway, it ends up looking like a pollution-smothered vomit puddle with roads in every spare space, and that’s when you realise there’s a “Rail” button

Yes, Mission burrito, but – as my SF-native partner reminded me – this city is also known for its cioppino and Dungeness crab

when I’m correcting other people’s grammar it would remind me that I’m a descriptivist

my name is yoz and i'm here to say/this morning needs some Tri Repetae music.youtube.com/playlist?lis...

please help me wring every good honest monkey-against-the-fridge smacker out of this man

The next time someone films either Hamlet or Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead, could they please also film the other one with the same cast and sets Come on, it could be AMAZING

YAY @garethdennis.uk ON BBC RADIO 4

WTF BSKY HOW DID YOU EVEN GET THIS INFO ARE YOU SCANNING PEOPLE'S FACES

The internet is good sometimes

Post weird games that you love… Thanks and love to @yoz.bsky.social for, back in the distant past, replying to a distraught DNA fan - and for his work on this. It will forever be one of the most staggeringly cool pieces of software ever created.

this also describes bread machines. yeast is a murmuration of tiny vile birds

never, ever trust the new blue-puffer-vest-wearing CEO who talks about his working class upbringing in a Northern English fishing town, and then two slides later shows you his yacht I know, this is more a note to self, really

Hello London! Hello chums wot are in London! I want to see more people this time. Let’s do something.

parappa walked so the prince could roll

I'm keeping "the Middle Finger of the Invisible Hand"

At GSA, in the Biden administration, we were determined to build as much federal EV infrastructure as quickly as possible: buy vehicles, run greater power capacity to facilities, install chargers. Because a Republican administration wouldn’t undo all of *that*. Yet here we are:

Yesterday morning my partner found a tiny kitten in the front yard it has already consumed our day, my daughter’s heart, and over a hundred dollars (look, SOMEONE has to budget this) (apparently, among all of us, I am the most keen to find the previous owner)

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that the continued existence of human civilization is a partisan issue.

Wow, check out this 14 hour single-take sequence for BritBox by Uncommon Creative Studio!

This kid was (almost certainly) the youngest Olympic medal winner in history, yet we don’t know his name. HEY @jonbois.bsky.social HOW ABOUT THIS ONE

u have been kidnapped and a character from the last tv show u watched is trying to rescue u who is coming to save u

Congress, make this stop. So many people are going to die. I still cannot believe you all approved this monster to run HHS. www.npr.org/sections/sho...

try guessing which wikipedia page this is

Running around NYC today. If you’re around and want to say hi, please yell!

My outie goes to weddings in interesting places.

Just play this loop for a while and let your brain gently phase between broken and melted

It took me too long to come up with: Oh, It’s Just Kool The Spie Girl Frank Sinatrum thank you and goodnight.

hurriedly moving all my money into WATANABE