wtf is wrong with the Microsoft outlook email service bc it is simply nonfunctional at random times in random ways. It’s driving me insane

I need to pet a capybara again. Next year should have capybaras in it at least once for me. It would be soothing to the spirit

“Police are scrambling” 😭😭😭😭

Honestly it's going to be pretty fun watching her try to run a national news organization that is 100 percent united in hating her guts

I’m glad somebody leaked it — feels like the appropriate response to government censorship

On the first night of winter, St. Nautilus flies through the air, pelting good children with candy and dousing the naughty ones in ink.

CBS paid the president of the United States millions in bribe money and now they censor news reports so it does not annoy him. I don’t know how much plainer we can put this.

Addendum to the Cat Report: cat tax. Baby Fraiser pictured on the left, exhausted from his efforts to keep up morale. Niles is in the bag on the right, Fez is next to him. They are likely plotting ways to reduce morale.

Household Cat Report: Niles has recently decided that I’m okay to be around. This only took 2.5 years but now I am occasionally given the gift of being allowed to pet him. He has very thick fur and my hand has a mini allergic reaction whenever I touch him but this is progress regardless!

nothing i can say about these people is crueler than their behavior toward each other

she should know, she’s married to one

Worth noting, I guess, that inside of a year we've gone from administration officials taking selfies of themselves at CECOT and bragging about how it's hell on earth to now getting their horrible little media worms to kill stories about it

Bro you’re being so bilious. you need to check your humours

Idk how to cry out loud. Several people who have seen me really big crying have told me afterwards that it freaked them out how I can sob in almost total silence. I figure it’s my childhood conditioning I’ve yet to be able to break.

I see we have more work to do in bullying racist motherfuckers off this site

I looked good once this month and once last month. If u even care

Probably not enough cat pictures on here, so here's Jim with a lap full of kittens as he tries to read a book.

I looked good once this month and once last month. If u even care

Maggie Rogers posting her ChatGPT prompts … okay girl good luck with the next album, I won’t be listening

I think boxing is a terrible sport unless Jake Paul is getting his shit rocked

not “rest in pence” omg

just thought about the cop slide again and laughed until tears came to my eyes. Didn’t even watch the video, just THINKING about it still brings me so much joy

I did not intend to inhale the dusty gust that emerged from my bag of powdered laundry detergent. But I did and I have to live with that now

I did not intend to inhale the dusty gust that emerged from my bag of powdered laundry detergent. But I did and I have to live with that now

One thing the bisexual/queer community needs to talk about more — when you stop dating men / get into a serious relationship with a woman, there may come a shock: a moment in time where you realize with horror “oh … I’M the diva now.” Nobody warned me! PSAs need to be created

Almost time for the ritual closing of all the tabs of long gifted articles you're not going to read. Be free!

talked with an 8 yr old yesterday who was glad she was short and small, in part cuz she could hide very well during her school's safety drills. she didnt know why all us adults went silent after she said it. she has no understanding of a world without constant gun violence. my heart aches every day

I'm missing Twitter so much rn. Like Twitter. Not the thing it is now. But when it was a real functioning site with an owner I knew fuck all about. It was so great at keeping me up with the current events in a way no other site has been able to give.

My wonderful spouse Eli is organizing / orchestrating Christmas gifts in a mutual aid fashion for 35ish kids in the community. It took more than a month into her working on this before it occurred to me to ask “do you want my help with these efforts?” Opposites attract!

I do think Sabrina Carpenter would find it funny to hear Espresso to the tune of lil drummer boy but that is not why I put it on the internet. I did that bc I have a sickness and posting is the only treatment

The Vanity Fair photographer with a lot more courage than many titans industry and brokers of power

I deleted 2,600+ emails today. Please clap

there is really no difference between the current administration and having the country run by david duke

I loooove when abuser parents get so mad that their grown children dgaf about them that they call the newspaper about it. It’s so funny

I do think Sabrina Carpenter would find it funny to hear Espresso to the tune of lil drummer boy but that is not why I put it on the internet. I did that bc I have a sickness and posting is the only treatment

Somebody needed to sing Espresso to the tune of lil drummer boy and that somebody is me: youtube.com/shorts/SiJ9x...

just thought “I should look up ‘how to convince spouse to watch andor with me’ tomorrow” — then remembered that I have yet to actually ask my spouse to watch andor with me

Everyone asks me why I'm not on Instagram and then my dad starts showing me an AI video of a cat caught under an eternally dumping soft serve machine and I'm like hey that's why

We are experiencing a more severe than usual flu season and COVID rates are starting to rise. If you want to reduce your chances of getting sick, one of the most effective things you can do is wear a high quality mask. 🤫

mods keep deleting my comments in the marine biology reddit bc I keep telling people videos they’re posting are AI. But I’m right!!!

LOL... Pentagon released a new AI military chatbot and it immediately pointed out that Pete Hegseth is a war criminal. abovethelaw.com/2025/12/pent...

suddenly remembering the time Diane Sawyer’s producers asked me to be interviewed on television and I did the pre-stuff but decided not to

the people of this great republic yearn for locomotive transport

God is punishing me for ordering groceries … yes the shopper is a m*n

I had to be on camera for a meeting today. I forgot how exhausting it always is!

ANGEL: It would be fiscally irresponsible to subscribe to yet another streaming service for $10/month just to access the special extra episodes of Gold Rush… DEVIL: and why not? Why not indulge in these tiny treasures. Life is already so horrible! ME: 😈

Glad I saved this by @longwall26.bsky.social

I’m the world’s most dangerous predator, Bella

you have been visited by the Quail of the Double Top Knot. Like for good luck. Ignore to go fuck yourself.