Probably the truest thing to me is that if you're divorcing a man, do not go to mediation go straight to your own lawyer.

the car dealership keeps sending emails begging me to sell them my car. They’re so horny for my Kia it’s crazy

I think not enough people understand that the pushback against renewables and EV's is money. Without getting too in the weeds: renewables cannot ever be as profitable as oil and gas. EV's don't make as much money as gas guzzlers. That's it. That's all you really need to know.

Happy 8th anniversary to the tweet that changed us forever. Look at this absolute unit.

parking garage apps are bullshit and I hate them. LET ME PAY WITH CARD AT EXIT YOU COWARDS 🗣️

important

Me drinking bubble tea: "I love bubble tea!" Also me drinking bubble tea: Four boba in a sip. Too many- going through em too fast. My ratio is off. I'll raise the straw- god, ok still picking up too many. Let's try jamming the straw into the corner- jesus christ more boba-

trying to teach myself to use a screen reader to view my friends social media updates. Progress is mixed so far

Oh yeah definitely the one thing sci fi and fantasy has been missing is the male gaze

I love Portland so dang much

I’m bonding with the vision therapy machine technicians by discussing our respective PTSDs

I think people should respond this way any time they are asked this question bsky.app/profile/dipl...

Day 2 of vision therapy treatment and I have responded to 1 of my unread texts. One down, dozens to go!!

attention @ my fellow seltzer heads: new Polar strawberry crème flavor needs more of both. No match for the legendary orange crème.

I have graciously provided the debt collection agency with his phone number…IT FELT GREAT

"Why don't Americans—" we do. That's why many of my friends are in prison or dead.

I hate this party, man

When you think about how the media covered Biden’s mental acuity and then see this, you really see how horrible things are and have been and will continue to be.

I bet a lot of good advices come from those articles that begin "Turn off your device. Stop scrolling," but I never make it past that.

The people of Iran have done nothing to deserve this threat. I sincerely pray for this artist’s protection, along with all of those in danger from the unchecked madness of the United States.

listening to Eli on an international work call where she’s coordinating an art contest for 20k+ students in Hiroshima — god my wife is so impressive

when I moved out at 19 my parents kept sending their debt collections to me for YEARS (easy if you have your adult child’s SS#). This morning a debt collection agency called me looking for my dad & GUESS WHO IS GONNA GET REVENGE 15 YEARS LATER

was watching the mario movie from a few years back with my son in preparation for the sequel and it does legitimately feel like anti italian discrimination that mario is voiced by chris pratt

"Tits or ass?" bro the fire in her soul that refuses to be extinguished

I think we need to celebrate the death of Sora a bit more. This is a technology that, just MONTHS AGO, we were being told was going to literally destroy Hollywood and Disney was going to give them a BILLION DOLLARS and NONE OF THAT EVEN REMOTELY HAPPENED

why is it that every time we book an accessible hotel room, SOMEHOW between reserving and the actual check-in, they’ve bumped us out of the accessible room? WHY DO THEY DO THAT

Happy Easter to every mom making the magic happen. Except my mom, who made us hunt for eggs that were filled with fucking NAILS and THORNS to signify the crucifixion or whatever

the thing about it is you care less what people think of you online when you have an actual offline life. I get people mad at me for stupid shit all the time and I log off and spend time with my husband and our cat and we all adore each other. living well is the best revenge, etc

mutual: ugh the discourse is so bad today me (only seen tweets about gay little gnomes): yeah it's pretty rough out there

Today I am having a hard time being disabled. Feels like I’m imprisoned in a body that isn’t mine. Sometimes I wish I could forget what it was like before — maybe it would be easier to not remember being able-bodied.

Bonnie knows what you did. She’s not gonna tell anyone but she knows

Big Boy Kitty you have my heart!!! Look at him he’s so cute

twink death

Me, from the abyss of the past: EVERYONE START A BLOG WITH AN RSS FEED.

ok now I get what everyone says when they have a post boosted into the discovery feed. It really does produce the strangest replies from people who cannot read!

god fucking bless every user of google maps reviews posting photos of the treats found inside bakery cases

Jesus's mom as he's leaving for school: "Have a Good Friday!"

BREAKING: the cat’s parent, when reached for comment, said “of course our boys are neutered, but even neutered cats get into fisticuffs from time to time. I mean, have you met a cat??”

CAT REPORT: two local brothers who are cats spotted screaming at each other on screened porch. A parent was overheard responding “you’re embarrassing us in front of the neighbors!” Witnesses say Treats had to be thrown to break up the fight.

two of the hardest things ever written are "face god and walk backwards into hell" and "you cannot kill me in a way that matters" one of them came from a tumblr shitpost and the other one came from a dril tweet about hollering at zoo animals the internet truly is a magical place

Eli changed my sheets for me but the clean sheet smells like fish food. Specifically fish food. I’m too tired for figuring THAT out

Out of all the bullshit I have to put up with in the medical system, I think the worst is when they use me having PTSD as a justification for everything. No symptom management, no pain mitigation — bc “well, you’ve got a history of mental illness, that’s the cause of [insert anything bad].”

romancing my wife by using words like “bifurcated” in casual settings

hell yeah brother

www.microsoft.com/en-us/micros... is it good to build an entire economy and software infrastructure on this

Last Friday was my worst doctor experience yet. I did not realize that rheumatologists might treat you as if you’re drug seeking??? For what?!? I do not know!! But he sure did act like I was an addict trying to scam him

good time of year for marshmallow lovers

Really not loving how basically every politician on the planet is jumping on board with these types of age verification laws, tbh!

Ah, so Andy Weir is like... *dumb* dumb gizmodo.com/andy-weir-st...

Traitors is a show where nothing’s real but everything matters