increasingly trying to hold on to little things to motivate me at my job…telling myself stuff like “the deputy director of strategic planning said I made his day with this deliverable” really rings hollow lol

I thought I was in a rotten mood but then I chatted with my wife and it turns out I’m in a totally fine mood after all

my liver + spleen are “suspiciously enlarged” which could mean something small & relatively easy to address, or something big and scary. so whenever I think about the upcoming appointment to find out what it is, I whisper “what are these mysterious divas up to” to keep my spirits up

The destruction of the East Wing really bums me out in a way that I wasn't expecting. I guess some of it is about the destruction of history. But I think it's mostly about the feeling of helplessness. There's nothing we can do to stop him. Nobody is coming to save us. And it's going to get worse.

Yes

This is why men should take a vow of silence about reproductive freedom. Idiotic ideas, abound.

I don't think we should let it go that the president posted a video of himself shitting diarrhea on us. It should be on his wikipedia page

It’s kind of wild that after seven million people were in the streets protesting, the president posted a hallucinated video of himself wearing a crown and shitting on Americans and then proceeded to start demolishing parts of the White House

Homeschooling should be illegal

Whoa. Chicago mayor calls for a general strike; now we're talking www.huffpost.com/entry/chicag...

did you know they do this so they don't have to hire disabled people

Yesterday's No Kings protests were apparently the largest since the first Earth Day in 1970 The NYT covered that story with a six column headline across the top of the paper and two full pages inside Today, two small pics below the fold and a story on page A23 They constantly let America down

I shouldn't be surprised by anything he posts anymore but it feels so insane to be seeing a leader of any country post a video where they're dumping literal diarrhea all over their citizens. It's like a baby laughing while it fills it's diaper full of liquid shit except it's the fucking president

we are not a serious nation

Hell yes, Pittsburgh. Love Yinz. No Kings.

The way Slow Horses could just be called “a televised journey through the various humiliations of River Cartwright”

Imagine you’re a professional baseball player living the dream until you inevitably cross paths with the guy who can strike all yall out pitching AND get multiple home runs each game?? I’d be so depressed for real

I bet all the baseball guys on other teams get so bummed whenever they have to play against Shohei Ohtani

Please stop telling me to talk to my computer. I am 30-40 years old and I don’t need this

I for one welcome all the government accounts joining bluesky. Hope you like getting ratioed over the Epstein files you freaks ☺️

Outlook is an incredible email platform if the main thing you're looking for is an email platform that sucks

They'll cast these rallies as "angry" but everyone there is plainly having a great time because it's fun to get together with like-minded people to engage in the oldest American tradition: telling a tyrant to eat shit

CNN talking about the possibility of violence as a guy in a giraffe costume waddles by

No Kings-Chicago, IL

1. Washington DC #NoKings 👑

😍 Boston, you are beautiful. #NoKings

BEAN ENGULFMENT

It has been polluting r/whales and I’m getting so pissed every time I see one

there’s quite literally no purpose in continuing to pay taxes if they’re going to weaponize them against a majority of people paying them like this

thinking of my ex-gf of 7 years ago who was extremely mad anytime I said “those Dan & Phil guys are fuckin” because she said we weren’t allowed to speculate on their sexuality

Long Covid Is Real — And It’s Changing an Entire Generation Hundreds of thousands of kids in America are struggling with an illness that many doctors and schools refuse to recognize.e Feature: www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...

well things are looking bleak, geopolitically and otherwise, but at least I met a really cute baby this week with cheeks as big as the moon

adhd is dying of thirst and looking over to see the glass of water on the counter you poured an hour ago mocking you

I would like to fight the helicopters that keep buzzing overhead. Launch me into the sky lemme at ‘em

"What do you have to say about the capitulation that you participated in?" Cory Booker clearly wasn't expecting the pushback he got from @ivehaditpodcast.bsky.social Full interview: youtu.be/HLfzsOVjlxc

every once in a while I feel like I get a glimpse of what social networking would be if the platform incentives were just to give us a glimpse of normal people enjoying themselves...

the dealer service dept wanted to price match & I said “well Diego I can tell you what i have been quoted elsewhere but you’re not gonna like it” Of course, I turned out to be correct. Diego was dismayed lol

ME: I put new sheets on the bed ELI: oh nice ME: it has nothing to do with anything being potentially spilled on the old sheets ELI: right ME: it’s so much nothing to do with that, it’s offensive that anyone would ask ELI: *leaves the room rather than asking*

I am more tired than the husk of a burnt out star

furthermore, why did they tell me to call them instead and then when I call tell me “oh he’s busy, you can just text him” !!!! Am I being pranked?

Hey why did the car dealership service place tell me I should text them for updates only to reply to my text asking me to call them. Why ?? did they do that?

We are living through the most consequential shift in the constitutional government of the United States in over a hundred and fifty years and nobody seems to have even noticed yet.

We got fancy pastries to share — I told Eli “I’m gonna do a Goldilocks situation here.” I took 1 bite of each and then promptly went to bed for a nap. 😇

Shout out to our neighbor, who alerted the neighborhood and watched to keep providing updates. Using her white lady powers for good!

ICE is in our neighborhood. Fuck these evil people

Thinking about viscachas again

Me: well I was reading about grain engulfment Eli: what? why? (I did not have any reason handy)