I am a notorious bedtime avoider but one thing working for me the past few months is showering earlier? Like I've been showering right when I get home from work and then I can't use my shower routine to stall sleep late at night as often? I love little tricks for my personal snail brain its so cute.

Almost time for the ritual closing of all the tabs of long gifted articles you're not going to read. Be free!

If this is AI I'm going to be so sad

I am a big fan of eating your lunch early but I'll tell you there's no lunch I'm eating earlier than when I pack a sandwich and chips for lunch in my little office.

There isn't a single problem "solved" by edtech that couldn't be fixed with smaller classes led by well-paid teachers given real academic freedom

Wanting to buy from small businesses but also be your child's Disney Aunt is a challenge! (Thank you eBay at least)

Begging small crafty businesses to make something other than coasters because I already have so many! Even with my Millennial 3 bevy's it's too many. Can you make me a platter out of a log or felt wool a placemat??

Happy parade day!!!!

Showed my mother-in-law Taskmaster and she's hooked.

Aaron Sorkin movie about the prep leading up to that meeting and the staff during that meeting and the briefing after that meeting!!!!

Sabrina Carpenter could play Kat Abughazaleh on SNL.

Short text social media has radically changed my life, my politics, my people, my world. Keep posting through it. 

‘Death remains my intimate shadow partner. It has been with me since birth, always hovering close by. I understand one day we will finally waltz together into the ether. I hope when that time comes, I die with the satisfaction of a life well-lived, unapologetic, joyful, & full of love.’ —Alice Wong

Oh Alice Wong was brilliant. 💔 And so beloved by people who knew her. May her teachings be empowered to many more and may her memory be a radical blessing. I have so many more of her words to read, and for that, I'm grateful.

The most Leo thing about me is in carousels of Astro memes I get annoyed when they put Leo at the end.

It really was wild to grow up sheltered in the "pro life" movement and then realize that Christians actually love to be violent towards pregnant people at clinics because they want the chance to be violent towards the children they want to force them to birth!

I bet Katie Wilson's mom is so proud!!!! Congrats, Seattle! You deserve a Millennial Mayor.

The WILD things these people admit to!!! Take all their money!!!

Somewhere out there someone who’s the best at what they do is terrified that they have imposter syndrome while a bunch of barely literate pedophiles are very calmly running the world

Bill Gates should have to give Melinda the rest of his money. He can have $1. That's it.

In every job I've learned that the more money or power a man has, the worse he reads/writes.

I'm sorry depose Michael Wolff for running PR for Epst. In 2015!!?????!!

I have a really nice and easy granola recipe if anyone wants it.

Ok I'll bite. Who's Charles Schumer?

I met so many dogs today.

If you drink half a bottle of champagne this week's SNL is very funny. (Happy anniversary to me and my spouse!)

That gold sign has to mean that he routinely can't find his office right?

Thinking about how I grew up a very sheltered young person and the only politics I knew was limited. So many young people today have a different limitation - they've only have known the TRmp type of politics as the norm. Establishment Dems want to try to get us back to a mythical reasonable past.

Get me to Zohran's country

He's going on Ziwe on Thursday.

Spanburger's daughters making jokes behind her the whole time and then crying when she thanks them 😭 (sorry I am watching the news!)

Do I need to go on antibiotics for the second time in a month with a deltoid injury and emergency derm appointment for a cyst while trying to avoid my spouses SARS-COV in our tiny condo but I rescheduled my tooth surgery just in case? Maybe! Monday will be a corporeal adventure day!

I'm lucky that this isn't a problem with my budget but my electric bill is 12% more for the exact same usage as Oct last year. That's so much!!!

a game for sick freaks

YOU'RE TELLING ME I HAVE TO WATCH PKS AND EXTRA INNINGS AT THE SAME TIME

Can this be the glitch that gets us back on track

Baseball forever

Ok the assertions at the end of this by Richard Schwartz are WILD. WILD!! www.thecut.com/article/trut...

Oop just confirmed that as of Oct 31, 2025 Anne Lamott still is a white lady with dreadlocks!

Gonna call it SARS-COV for a while just to make it seem like a fresh enemy

West End Girl is perfect.

Honestly I think that bathroom is his demise. Slip and fall of his own creation.

You're telling me a muscle can just pop when you're closing a window and then you just can't use your arm the rest of the day? Bodies are freaky happy halloweeeeeeeen

It's hard to get unless you were raised by the white Evangelicals who ALWAYS voted against their own interests to prove a "moral" point or were happy to as long as someone else would be a little worse off. And they'll tell you it's love!

I hate that there's nothing a man can do that would disqualify him for anything.

A woman is never qualified, but a man always is (even with n*zi tattoos).

Updating my LEGO White House

While the GOP is being revealed for constantly doing N*zi shit that is getting leaked in group chats and Mosk doing multiple heils, I think it's actually really important to draw lines on the D side. None of that shit here. None of it.

We can participate in democracy and be flawed while also having non-negotiable. No nazis. No racists. We aren’t abandoning trans people. Triple the minimum wage. Universal healthcare. Reproductive freedom. Etc etc etc. Stand for something! Appeasement accomplishes very little.