Minions are yellow, their new boss is Gru. If they weren't frozen in the 30s, you know what they'd do.

Thanks for the love on this one! 💗 I know she's different from my usual BUT this was more fun, cute, and mostly a gift to me. 💗🧸❤️

You will not like this but Persephone and Hades were the same person. Demeter can't stop mourning a daughter who is still alive. This, too, is about transmasculinity

Sophie is very sick and she needs our help to access treatment and food. these are our trans family members, and they deserve so much better. please, if you have any ability to help, donate. if you cannot donate, share her fundraiser.

As an aside: ...hey has anyone else noticed that these age verification schemes for websites are quietly pushing the narrative that 16 is "an adult" by having the cut-off be at that age?

So I'm gonna be the last person who gets to visit my grandfather's grave, huh?

maybe I'll meet my soulmate in Peoria tomorrow while I'm getting repeatedly stabbed with a tattoo needle

Have some cryptic WIPS

“pragmatic, sober decisions” brought us to this late stage capitalist hellscape

incredible how white men are given the benefit of the doubt when anything coming from marginalized groups are treated with utmost suspicion and distorted beyond recognition

The Project 2025 author is using millions of dollars in USAID money for his own security detail. It is estimated that 762,000 people have *already died* as a result of Elon Musk and Russell Vought’s obscene murder of USAID, including more than 500,000 children. Vought is a mass murderer.

Every time www.cnbc.com/amp/2024/08/...

someone stop me from buyin a lava lamp when i wake up

Daily required reading

Hung a guy at Nuremburg for doing this, FYI. Not "a thing like this" but literally this, exactly.

Baby pitcher plants, if needed 🥹 (Sarracenia minor)

I strongly support the dude who punched Richard Spencer (a Nazi) and ducked the fuck out (chaotic good) But I also love to see a lawful good dude: 1) tell the Nazi he was gonna punch him in the face ahead of time 2) give the Nazi a moment to take it back 3) deliver on his threat

Re:Venom, “Oh god I bet he picks up lint everywhere.” — @edidin.bsky.social

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nobody posted the clip anywhere so i went and dug the whole episode up

i wanna deploy skeleton porn so bad... but im so tired.....

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where r the Hot Older Bisexual Men In My Area? *punches CRT* STOP LYING TO ME

I will say that a person’s relationship to survival is much different in rural areas, because you’re in a situation where you’ll be on your own if you lose power in a snowstorm, or whatever. A degree of prepper-thinking is not strictly a rube thing, but a trait of isolated rural life.

"blacks want what you have!" says the racist meme & the podunk bigot believes it because theyve only ever seen black people "rioting for peace" in disingenuous news & social media sites.

this is likely why i think white nationalist compounds / headquarters are rural properties... these fuckers are just out in the boonies, ignorant & bored af & havent lived within 200 miles of any actual person of color to begin with...

has any scholar or historian detailed the relationship between rural land ownership and doomsday prepping? it just seems to go hand-in-hand... not that preppers cant or dont live in cities but it just seems like thats more the mindset of rural rubes owning tons of acreage.

It's true that Cinemasins-style "criticism" has done a lot to erode the actual useful concept of what a plot hole is, but if the ending to your story relies on the protagonist sacrificing themselves when someone who could flip the switch and not die is standing five feet away, sorry, that's on you

I wanna know about y'alls fat bimbo OCs Remember???? I gave y'all (my followers) fat bimbo OC homework! And I followed through! It's time to pay up!

hey if you see this meme rolling around, can you let people know I made it? This is the unedited version with my credit that most people never see. It's not the worst thing in the world, but I do prefer people know I made a thing.

EYES ON THE PRIZE PEOPLE

The reason you have a $5000 ambulance bill is Ronald Reagan if you think his fanboy is gonna make your life more affordable then you are a stupid shitheel. you are such a stupid shitheel that you make Logan Paul fans look like geniuses and I refuse to leave the future of this nation in your hands

apropos of nothing, did you know that ronald reagan got his start in politics by proto-Libs-of-TikToking Angela Davis until she lost her job?

Dear cis people: I'm not doing this with you

Okay, I was wrong; apparently it's $128 per night if we can cover 3 nights. Waiting to hear from the person who found it. They might need to pay online and get reimbursed by all of us.

IF you would be willing to call in a payment, please reply here, and if it comes to this, then I can DM you the info to do so. It's pouring rain here, will change to snow later, he's got 3 steel rods in his spine, and cannot spend the night out of doors.

He likely will not be back in time to get a place at the shelter. Hotels are gouging because of Valentine's Day on a 3-day weekend. A group member found a 3-day reservation for $153+tax a night, but we need more folks to cover the second and third days.

Folks, we have a local emergency. Remember Mr. Fresquez, who we got into a hotel so he wouldn't freeze to death? He had to be hospitalized a week ago, and transferred to SF. He as released today and is making his way back home here via public transit.

"tboy swag" this "tboy swag" that none of y'all know what the FUCK you're talking about. THIS is tboy swag now gimme a minute while I load up on electrolytes and burn through the next 70 hours of your life

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I can still be furry trash while accessing those things and not have to take off my paws. Zena was absolutely wonderful to work with! They color matched the fur used to my existing fursuit and was great with communication from fur selection to shipment! 10/10 would definitely recommend!

Okay I think this deserves to be here too! Here's my honest review of my paws by @nightskystudios.bsky.social These paws are SO CUTE and so well made! I love them so much and I adore the finger escapes. As a disabled fur, having access to things like my phone or my tens machine is a plus!

People on Reddit are getting Amazon to refund their Ring products because of their partnership with Flock and that creepy Super Bowl ad www.reddit.com/r/FlockSurve...

why is there neopronouns discourse? shut the fuck up transmed ass mind your business

furry perverts are my friends

i love people who use neopronouns and have complicated and nuanced views of gender you're cooler than any loser who says "you're making us queers look bad" if anything, if you throw other queers under the bus you are a loser ass nigga

If you don't fuck with neopronouns you're a boring ass loser nerd and you don't deserve friendship. Why you mad about someone else's gender? Probably cuz you got other shit you SHOULD be more worried about. Fuck ass nigga. Go handle your business, unwashed ass cock bite.

I do not care about feral shit. I got other shit to be worried about than someone drawin some shit and that's it. Who the fuck cares? I wish my life was that boring. I got bills needing paid. The fuck?

i wish that asking guys how they like their handjobs was like asking someone at a diner how they want their eggs. idk what you like but I'm willing! to! learn!