I designed this strawberry horse in like 2018 and I like it but I won't use it. Does anyone want to adopt him

It's about fucking time

Butthole unclenching

If an orthodontist made a video explaining how they might correct those crowded front teeth, it could make a really funny TikTok.

The IDW comics are the greatest thing to happen to this franchise since Sonic Adventure. Girls rock.

I will probably start doing a Brain Bunnies type thing because I keep talking to and even arguing with myself. It might help me to give these fractures of my mind a name and face. Worth a shot. And my fursona is a fusion of at least 5 different animals. I can use that.

This is how it should work.

Wow, I didn't even know this work was underway.

Okay, so. You're at a crosswalk, but there's a right turn into your crosswalk lane. When do you cross? A. When the crosswalk sign turns to "go" after the motorists yield to you B. NEVER BECAUSE MOTORISTS WILL OBVIOUSLY NEVER YIELD TO PEDESTRIANS YOU FUCKING IDIOT The answer is B

The thing about doomering over the Ratchet Effect is that it can't have been here forever, otherwise the Civil Rights Movement never would've made progress, therefore the ratchet can break. We've been without it before, and we can again.

Kamala's immigration stance when pitching to voters in 2024 is absolutely the most out-of-touch with their base I've ever seen the Dems so far, and that's really saying something. And the Republicans she was trying to appeal to didn't believe her anyway. Democrat voters love immigrants, full stop.

Damnitall, I have hope for this country, in spite of everything.

@weeklyshowpodcast.bsky.social run for president and at least bring the right issues to the primary debates

Kinda wild that "welfare" was turned into a dirty word. It's like turning "peace" "comfort" and "contentment" into dirty words.

wow. WOW.

I remember looking forward to the new Cooking Mama game on the Nintendo Switch, but it was pulled from the eShop shortly after release because it was overheating consoles. And people freaked out thinking it was crypto mining on them. But it turned out it was just very poorly optimized.

Hot coffee: $2.50 Iced coffee: $6.30 I've heard of cold fusion, but they never warned me about the coldflation.

Holy shit dude. Psychics??

I think I'd like to try tabbouleh blended up into a smoothie. With yogurt probably.

THIS IS WHY WE NEVER SHOULD'VE STOPPED LEARNING CURSIVE IN SCHOOL

Quick snapshot of the @runforsomething.net candidate sign-ups -- we're building a party of fighters, not folders.

Way too often I miss how they gave you a shot in the psych ward that put you to sleep in seconds

Today I accidentally told the wrong information to a confused and disappointed customer over the shitass landline phone and I feel so bad about it that I can't sleep. OCD is a fucking bitch.

After Rand Paul voted to confirm RFK, I left him an impassioned voicemail telling him that he was elected to use his own judgement to help his constituents. He has broken from the party line a lot since. Sometimes I wonder if that voicemail made a difference.

Musk is crashing out over Oates because this is just what happens to the billionaire brain: no other meaningful conflicts going on to give their lives meaning, since every other problem is already instantly solved. They have to care about stupid shit money can't solve, like people not liking them.

Mom almost merged on top of someone lol I knew it. My gut said she wasn't looking enough when she was merging. Lmao.

Seattle's Mamdani is winning by an absurdly small margin over our incumbent mayor, who once pulled a gun on a pregnant woman in a parking lot. Vote in your local elections! www.thestranger.com/news/2025/11...

So this is the verdict? Just today I was again considering if I wanted to convert to Islam, but I do still love Buddhism. And the Presbyterians I did charity with. I do believe each religion taps into universal truths. Which would make me a Unitarian Universalist, ideologically. But I find that

The next politician to say this is getting a gazillion votes

OMG this wooden golf tee is perfect for cleaning my fingernails

Haha whenever one of my political posts gain traction, there's a piece of me that goes "wheeeee I do have a shot in politics"

There's a big swarm of corvids outside swooping and diving in unpredictable directions. I don't know why.

Something cozy about this art style. Very cozy premise for a political cartoon. I like this. Warm and toasty on the first snowy day of the year. Thank you sir

ABRAHAM LINCOLN IS KENTUCKIAN HELLO??? 💀 COOKED

I recently heard "everyone wants these companies to pop like Nortel, but there has to be something to cause them to pop" and maybe, just maybe, Tesla trying to do a rental car business is it? I guess it depends on how hard they go in on it.

Lmao, glad I officially noped out of Turkey Tom's content entirely the moment he laughed at the very idea that calling someone a schizo is ableist. Those with psychotic disorders are always a canary in the coal mine.

First snow of the year today and the flurry is really coming down

By God, It'll take me so long to find a place in politics that I will BE the gerontocracy by the time I find it, not because I've been around in it for 30 years, but because it took me 30 years to get there because the most prestigious job of my immediate family was "Airport Attendant."

My autism has made it really difficult to remember people's names. I want to become a politician so I need to be working on that.

If Schumer is not leader anymore, this won't have been for nothing.

Yeah I thought the mortgage deals in Franklin, KY were wild. Just confirming to me that it's not a scam. The downside though is that the towns with relatively affordable homes typically have no good jobs, you have to really drive.

Is "billionaires need to understand [x] was the compromise position" meant to imply they should fear a peasant revolt? B/c Elon Musk occupied federal buildings by hiring private security and ordering delivery of food + beds. They'll always have enough collaborators that we'll never touch them.

The laundromat has given me some sense of independence back. Just in time, too: it's getting too cold to not wear socks.

😭🙏💚 thank you sm!!! If sales are good we may be able to get more! I've got a loose plan for a four book arc at least.

Palestinian organ harvesting was a thing known to me already. I just find it noteworthy that they completely dehumanize Palestinians up until they can use them for transplants. Sick and deranged shit.

Worth noting most Democrats in the Senate were holding the line to defend ACA, but all it took to break it was 8 senators, all of whom are either retiring after this term, or not up for re-election until at least 2028. So like, Democrats could fight, but only if they have an unprecedented majority.

It's called "bluffing," and it's a lost art after social media has programmed people to broadcast their every thought.

Mussolini became dictator through the idea that he alone was somehow the only one who both knew and could execute the will of the people, and every other representative was the bureaucracy, which was red tape and dead weight, who couldn't fight him anyway. Very dangerous for Angus King to say this.

It would be nice to know both why this is happening and what the effect politically will be.

Abolishing the senate would be simple. Just create two new House seats for each state demote all senators to House Reps.