A peer reviewed study shows a promising link between flu and shingles vaccines and a reduced risk of dementia. A heroin addict who cut off a raccoon’s penis for “further study” says these vaccines cause autism. For busy Americans, it can be hard to know who to trust.

When I bought my first laserdisc player, I remember watching The Crow and Jurassic Park over and over and over because they were the only two movies I owned - I had blown my whole budget on the player. #hometheater Unlock Movie Deals at #Kaleidescape! youtu.be/dg-Bc2EdAQg

Imagine a time when articles of impeachment are filed against the president of the United States of America and the media doesn’t bother to cover it.

I AM GOING TO BURN DOWN THE SHED UNLESS WE HAVE PIZZA ROLLS FOR DINNER TONIGHT [mom sighs, rolls her eyes, writes "pizza rolls" on the grocery list for next week] I HAVE DECIDED NOT TO BURN DOWN THE SHED

Good lord. If we cede control of the strait to Iran…. And agree to REPARATIONS…. This will be the biggest humiliation in American history

Oh no, that will conflict with the announcement of his healthcare plan, infrastructure plan, his tax returns and all the other things we’ll be getting in two weeks. It’s like he assumes that everyone has his 10-day attention span and will forget by the time two weeks comes around. #tacotuesday

One of the top headlines of the day.

it cant be said enough that all tech smart guys and billionaires thought this guy would be great and now the world economy is fucked we're like a week from gas rationing and their guy is threatening nukes.

Here we are.

Millions of American voters wanted to be villains. They came to believe it’s the key to success, while goodness is weak, woke, loser stuff, done only to signal. Offered the option of unvarnished villainy, they enthusiastically took it. Seeing others suffer more made them feel big. And here we are.

Periodic reminder to self that this is my backyard.

Pete Hegseth Replaces Top General With Horse That Drinks Beer https://theonion.com/pete-hegseth-replaces-top-general-with-horse-that-drinks-beer/

Wait, he’s reading this speech? Somebody wrote this piece of shit? This rambling, discombobulated, meandering piece of shit was written by someone? In English?

“We have so much oil that due to actions in the Middle East we’re seeing fuel prices skyrocket.”

Walking thru the “Ultra Normie” No Kings rally in my extremely rural, white town and there are Patagonia wearing moms carrying signs that say “DEAD PEDOPHILES DONT REOFFEND” and “ICE GETS THE WALL” and I hi fived an old guy with a sign that said MY DADDY FOUGHT NAZIS AND SO WILL I” this is wild

What’s really unbelievable is that I never realized Iran was shaped like a bunny, and Israel looks just like a deer.

Epidemiologists Confirm First Airborne Transmission Of Mar-A-Lago Face

I’m not watching the game tonight. You’re welcome.

So with Deepak Chopra in the Trump/Epstein Files, Guru Pitka rises to #1! #LoveGuru #JaquesLeRoc

Three right-wing talking points whose logic contradicts each other: 1. No voter ID means illegal immigrants are voting. 2. You need an ID to fly on a plane so you should need one to vote. 3. We need to send ICE to airports to arrest all the illegal immigrants flying on planes.

The little vest grabbing thing they all do... we've gotta get a name for that and make it as socially acceptable as jacking off in public as soon as possible.

What are they doing at the gates if they’re there to help with the security lines?

When you can’t get the pronunciation correction to the tv crew. You just have to roll with it.

Big iced tea matchup on Friday

“Apparently I’m an idiot.” Woman at Pennsylvania gas station who voted for Trump rips into him, calls him “a worthless pile of sh*t”.

Now do taxes and Bezos.

ah, the reputational damage of other people hearing the things you said and did

Terrible shot selection, zero rebounding, lazy defense and the refs let them rape us all game long and it still took them a buzzer beater (that might have not been off in time).

we should make American voters get a tattoo on their arm that says DON'T TRUST THE REPUBLICAN PARTY because otherwise they're basically all that guy from Memento every second election cycle.

“Epic Escort” was also what Trump asked Epstein for.

love how we killed the old, frail anti-nuke ayatollah just to have him replaced with his young, healthy son who wants nukes and who just had his father, mother, wife, and child murdered on the same day by his mortal enemy. surely this will bring peace to the region

holy shit

the AI Slop problem at Facebook (the Dollar General of social media sites) is now so bad it is serving people bullshit about "professional golfer" Bruce Springsteen, who also supposedly plays college basketball for the Iowa State Cyclones and hates gay people.

When Pam Bondi testifies next and tries to bring up Reid Hoffman or the Dow, I really hope whomever is questioning her interrupts with “What a stupid response that is to be giving at this time. We’re talking bout something else.” A response is not an answer.

You don't have to love all of these movies, but you do have to understand that a studio that makes Sinners and One Battle and Mickey 17 and Wuthering Heights and The Bride and Weapons grasps its responsibility to filmmaking and its own history and tradition in a way that David Ellison does not.

The real story is that foreign govts try to "interfere" all the time. In 2020 and 2024 we had mechanisms to catch them, call them out, & mitigate damage. Now, those mechanims are gone & the Trump admin would prefer to exploit "foreign interference" to justify a federal take-over of elections.

things every single republican president of your lifetime has done - started a war in the middle east - completely destroyed the economy

if the media had any integrity — and it doesn’t anymore — they’d be pointing out on a loop that Obama made a deal with Iran, Trump cancelled it because Obama is Black, and then Trump started a war on the pretense there is no deal

Pup check.

Did trump just release classified information while trying to falsely accuse Obama of releasing classified information?

So, like, are the QAnon folks reacting at all to discovering that Trump’s inner circle is basically just Jeffrey Epstein’s rolodex, or have they found some delusional way to explain it all away? (The question is largely rhetorical.)

Guy At Super Bowl Party Brought Football For Some Reason https://theonion.com/guy-at-super-bowl-party-brought-football-for-some-reason/

Got a “Go Cyclones” in Seattle while taking Bodhi for his lunchtime walk today so I think that means we’re winning it all. In everything.

i’ve always been told that taxes are the price you pay to live in a civilized society so like do we not have to do them this year or what.

And sanctuary cities should stop funding red states.

Coming in 2028: the Kid Rock/Ted Nugent Trump Kennedy Center Residency. Like seriously, a residency. They’ll be living there, all methed up and unable to go for all of 2028.