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Finally making a thread of…odd things my partner has said: Her: “Ever have a terrifying thought first thing in the morning? My eyes are dry but I gotta pee…” Me: “…. Please don’t pee in your ey-“ Her: “ I’m NOT gonna pee in my eeeyees!”
7 months ago
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Gambled And Lost Hat
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“Speak the name, and death will come. On the morrow, at the turn of the moon, a year from this day, it will come. A man does not fly…but one foot moves and then another and one day a man is there, and a king dies."
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Colorado Avalanche
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Nate and EJ 😂
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House of 1000 Fionas
over 2 years ago
Why do all the dudes on bumble say they're "planning their next adventure" fuckin, Winnie-the-Pooh soundin ass
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weeder
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Shorts fired
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No Context Hat
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Hockey Out of Context Loves Canada
14 days ago
GOALIE FIGHT!!!!
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big rock big river, ms ⧖
14 days ago
The Reverend Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. told us that we should judge people. Not by the color of their skin, but by the content of their character. He hoped his children would be judged. Remember that bit of realism today.
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PWHL
15 days ago
just goalie things
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🧟Zombuddy🧟♂️
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Majority Report
21 days ago
Original post + larger image of warrant examples
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Abe Goldfarb
23 days ago
holy fuck it’s real
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Luke O'Neil
4 months ago
This is my blood
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Can’t believe I have to go to work on my last day on Earth. It’s a bit unfair I feel.
about 1 month ago
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J. L. Westover
about 1 month ago
turning over a new leaf
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NHL (Bot)
about 1 month ago
That vintage look is just so damn cool 🤩
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James Vincent
about 1 month ago
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
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Chris Franklin
about 1 month ago
It still blows me away that poor people get fined every day for tail lights or headlights being out, but fucking automated Waymo cars can run red lights with no driver with impunity. Just complete societal failure to hold engineers accountable for the violence they cause.
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Drooling, sweating, screaming.
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about 1 month ago
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Press F to pay respects.
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about 1 month ago
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Rob DenBleyker
about 1 month ago
why did they redact this
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Mike McMahan
about 2 months ago
AI feels like they invented spam without the email. Fantastic stuff.
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Brynnester
about 2 months ago
Live chess
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Rob DenBleyker
about 2 months ago
i can't believe coffee exists. a delicious morning beverage that gives you endorphins and makes you poop. a total reset for body and brain. it's proof that God is real.
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Kyle Clark
about 2 months ago
Rep Lauren Boebert's now-explained campaign expenses at a Kid Rock concert were tied to her $12,000/person fundraiser in a suite at the Kid Rock show. That's about $521 for every diggy-diggy-diggy in Bawitdaba, or $173 on a per diggy basis.
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derek guy
about 2 months ago
i like these home details designed for pets IG meredithsterninteriors
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RJ Palmer
about 2 months ago
I've got a son and his name is Tubi Original
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RM
2 months ago
Cyber Monday is here and deals are going fast! These deals are diaphanous. They are receding even as we speak, becoming mere memories of deals, prices longed for but lost, hints at what could have been had for less. A golden slant of sun through window falls on an empty countertop. Act now.
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NHL (Bot)
2 months ago
A 100-year-old camera is fitting for two Original Six teams. 👴🏻📸
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Adam Ellis
3 months ago
whats up my fellow gamers
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Jesus Christ this headline.
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3 months ago
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Colorado Avalanche
3 months ago
Sit.
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ArtButMakeItSports
3 months ago
Red and Blue Composition, by Ad Reinhardt, 1941 (flipped), 📸 by Andrew Mordzynski
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d.ly
3 months ago
people are so incredibly dumb, I'm mad that I felt pressured to be smart my entire life
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Alex Ip 葉清霖
3 months ago
Rudy Bridges is younger than the Sitting President of the United States and 29 sitting United States Senators
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Patrick Monahan
3 months ago
Subject: Forget Something In Your Cart? I Have A Gun In My Mouth And I Will Do It
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Dr. Sarah Parcak
3 months ago
So many graves to piss on, so little time
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Gambled And Lost Hat
3 months ago
Mamdani is going to implement Shar Law. Everyone will have to bow down to the Mistress of the Night, the Lady of Loss, and devote themselves to bringing about a darkness that will smother her hated foe and sister Selûne
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Jared Holt
3 months ago
Early reports from the front lines of right-wing media tonight are starting to trickle in. We’re being told “hoes mad”
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Abe El-Raheb / Editor & Writer
3 months ago
If you’re still in line, STAY IN LINE
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Rob DenBleyker
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Ayodele is in the 92%
3 months ago
If you’re reading this you outlived Dick Cheney! Congratulations!
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AblativMeatshld
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A damn shame to see Uni-Watch go under, and to see their archived posts and social media accounts also gone. Godspeed to all those involved and in their future endeavors.
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3 months ago
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Walter (dead)
3 months ago
Turns out “fans” are just mostly degenerates with bad habits
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NHL (Bot)
3 months ago
History repeats itself 🔵🔴
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Lmao That the top four are because the Thrashers were the original reject pile, only to be followed spiritually by the Jets.
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Little Greenis
4 months ago
Heavens to Betsy Betsy to Heavens Heavens BACK to Betsy Betsy GOOOOOAAAALLLLLLLL
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