Subject: Forget Something In Your Cart? I Have A Gun In My Mouth And I Will Do It

So many graves to piss on, so little time

Mamdani is going to implement Shar Law. Everyone will have to bow down to the Mistress of the Night, the Lady of Loss, and devote themselves to bringing about a darkness that will smother her hated foe and sister Selûne

Early reports from the front lines of right-wing media tonight are starting to trickle in. We’re being told “hoes mad”

If you’re still in line, STAY IN LINE

If you’re reading this you outlived Dick Cheney! Congratulations!

A damn shame to see Uni-Watch go under, and to see their archived posts and social media accounts also gone. Godspeed to all those involved and in their future endeavors.

Turns out “fans” are just mostly degenerates with bad habits

History repeats itself 🔵🔴

Lmao That the top four are because the Thrashers were the original reject pile, only to be followed spiritually by the Jets.

Heavens to Betsy Betsy to Heavens Heavens BACK to Betsy Betsy GOOOOOAAAALLLLLLLL

Every Single Letterboxd Review: “I swear I wish that (MAIN CHARACTER OF C+ AT BEST MOVIE) would punch me in the stomach and spit into my open mouth”

This is the lesson of 2025

I think it's very cool that we're able to make each other laugh

Yes. They keep telling us who they are and what their agenda is. They're not trying to hide it or be coy about it. Society has to respond in kind. Starting with the elites.

Nope, nooope, I’m more mature than this.

If you're blaming the Democrats for the shutdown of a government that is run entirely by Republicans, why stop there? Go wild, man. Blame the shutdown on leprechauns, or the Seattle Mariners, or maybe the cast of "She's the Sheriff." You've decided facts don't matter, so have some fun with it!

Kaleb Horton, again: "It's sad how many RTs you get by saying the world is ending instead of admitting the scary truth that it's not and there's work to do in it."

A government that deliberately abandons the rule of law is not morally entitled to its protections.

not true

Reposting some evergreen content hard-drive.net/hd/video-gam...

Nothing says “land of the free” like armed agents of the state saying “show me your papers if you want your daughter back” bsky.app/profile/nbcb...

For a guy who hates black people he sure is trying to look like one who fell asleep on the hot dog grill at the 7-11.

Give me an actual menu and not a QR code. Stop making everything a service. I bought a program, let me use it (Adobe…) I recognize its impracticality but I miss the headphone jack.

𝐀𝐦𝐮𝐥𝐞𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐌𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐥 𝐈𝐥𝐥𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝑐𝑜𝑚𝑚𝑜𝑛, 𝑐𝑢𝑟𝑠𝑒𝑑 After equipping this item, you may not remove it from your hand. You must gaze deeply into it with every action and be driven mad. Messages from the damned come to you in haunting whispers and chilling images. Every year, you must purchase the newest version.

when your death steals the news cycle from a nazi punk

If you live in: California New Jersey New York Pennsylvania Virginia The deadline to register to vote in the November elections is coming up. Check your registration now: IWillVote.com.

I legit thought Charlie Kirk and Ben Shapiro were the same person. Imagine my surprise.

I like to occasionally remember that he or someone within his circle at least saw these and I smile.

I didn’t say Trump has become honest, I said he’s no longer talking out of both sides of his mouth

#NeverForget No I’m not talking about 9/11.

GHISLAINE MAXWELL: here we go, boss. a big book of letters from all of your horrible best friends JEFF EPSTEIN: oh neat! look at this one from Donald GHISLAINE: that one's fake actually

Important to remember that everyone involved in renaming the DoD to the Department of War is afraid to take the subway.

This needs to be law everywhere

the complete embrace of nihilism and the rejection of being genuine is the greatest danger to humanity right now

Our stories failed us. We didn't realize that evil would be so stupid

For all the dog lovers. This is a classic. Worth seeing again.

I never thought I would see this in my life, and that they’re making it immediately generic so it’s affordable is making me want to cry

I was told there would be Luigi Mangione copycats. And I would like to know what treats it would take to lure them out of hiding. Come out and play!

You know what never gets old? People in inflatable t-rex suits visiting t-rex skeletons in museums

Choose your character. 📲 avs.social/wallpapers