“Speak the name, and death will come. On the morrow, at the turn of the moon, a year from this day, it will come. A man does not fly…but one foot moves and then another and one day a man is there, and a king dies."

Nate and EJ 😂

Why do all the dudes on bumble say they're "planning their next adventure" fuckin, Winnie-the-Pooh soundin ass

Shorts fired

GOALIE FIGHT!!!!

The Reverend Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. told us that we should judge people. Not by the color of their skin, but by the content of their character. He hoped his children would be judged. Remember that bit of realism today.

just goalie things

Original post + larger image of warrant examples

holy fuck it’s real

This is my blood

Can’t believe I have to go to work on my last day on Earth. It’s a bit unfair I feel.

turning over a new leaf

That vintage look is just so damn cool 🤩

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

It still blows me away that poor people get fined every day for tail lights or headlights being out, but fucking automated Waymo cars can run red lights with no driver with impunity. Just complete societal failure to hold engineers accountable for the violence they cause.

Drooling, sweating, screaming.

Press F to pay respects.

why did they redact this

AI feels like they invented spam without the email. Fantastic stuff.

Live chess

i can't believe coffee exists. a delicious morning beverage that gives you endorphins and makes you poop. a total reset for body and brain. it's proof that God is real.

Rep Lauren Boebert's now-explained campaign expenses at a Kid Rock concert were tied to her $12,000/person fundraiser in a suite at the Kid Rock show. That's about $521 for every diggy-diggy-diggy in Bawitdaba, or $173 on a per diggy basis.

i like these home details designed for pets IG meredithsterninteriors

I've got a son and his name is Tubi Original

Cyber Monday is here and deals are going fast! These deals are diaphanous. They are receding even as we speak, becoming mere memories of deals, prices longed for but lost, hints at what could have been had for less. A golden slant of sun through window falls on an empty countertop. Act now.

A 100-year-old camera is fitting for two Original Six teams. 👴🏻📸

whats up my fellow gamers

Jesus Christ this headline.

Sit.

Red and Blue Composition, by Ad Reinhardt, 1941 (flipped), 📸 by Andrew Mordzynski

people are so incredibly dumb, I'm mad that I felt pressured to be smart my entire life

Rudy Bridges is younger than the Sitting President of the United States and 29 sitting United States Senators

Subject: Forget Something In Your Cart? I Have A Gun In My Mouth And I Will Do It

So many graves to piss on, so little time

Mamdani is going to implement Shar Law. Everyone will have to bow down to the Mistress of the Night, the Lady of Loss, and devote themselves to bringing about a darkness that will smother her hated foe and sister Selûne

Early reports from the front lines of right-wing media tonight are starting to trickle in. We’re being told “hoes mad”

If you’re still in line, STAY IN LINE

If you’re reading this you outlived Dick Cheney! Congratulations!

A damn shame to see Uni-Watch go under, and to see their archived posts and social media accounts also gone. Godspeed to all those involved and in their future endeavors.

Turns out “fans” are just mostly degenerates with bad habits

History repeats itself 🔵🔴

Lmao That the top four are because the Thrashers were the original reject pile, only to be followed spiritually by the Jets.

Heavens to Betsy Betsy to Heavens Heavens BACK to Betsy Betsy GOOOOOAAAALLLLLLLL