Truly remarkable how many people have told the Pope, in some way or another, to "shut up and dribble." Or corrected him on the Bible, despite their thin education on theology. Or told him to stay out of US affairs, despite him being a US citizen. The hubris is amazing.

stolen from @ausir.bsky.social

I lol'd at this.😆

For sale: baby jetpack. Worn once

They put a warning label on rap albums.

Moving sucks with legos and begs the question: Do I start all over or try to find and replace the pieces?

Yeeeaaahhh I need to get offline and paint I think.

Melina Matsoukas to direct Octavia E. Butler’s classic “Parable of the Sower” for Warner Bros

One inch to the right and that bullet could have saved so so many lives

i gotta apologize to every bad sci fi/video game writer out there. reality is stupider than anything you've ever written

Sliding a $20 into the collection basket like it’s a bribe to God to make it happen

Heads up GitHub users. You have less than a month left to opt out of "Allow GitHub to use my data for AI model training". "On April 24 we'll start using GitHub Copilot interaction data for AI model training unless you opt out." github.com/settings/cop...

Is nothing sacred?

So Josh… do we have an unlimited spending limit?

in 2016 a group of strangers in Kazakhstan saved a dog from drowning by forming a human chain to reach him. they just unveiled a statue commemorating the event and I'm genuinely about to start sobbing

🌸 The Washington Wizards are bringing back their Cherry Blossom City Edition uniforms for 2026–27. It's pink with a cherry blossom dotting the "i" in "Washington." Includes a pink-to-blue side fade inspired by the Tidal Basin. Full breakdown: news.sportslogos.net/2026/03/27/w... #NBA

Remember: You're too old to be praying on the downfall of people you don't like. You're old enough now to be directly involved yourself.

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Pennsylvanians: Boy I hope this Shapiro guy we elected as Governor will bring us a higher minimum wage and better ghost gun control.l like he campaigned on. Gov: Shapiro:

guy commissioning a bust of himself: how will you determine the shipping charges me: weigh a head of you

New bit I've perfected if anyone brings up a problem: I don't really follow politics but it was never like this before Trump. "But the Democrats and the funding and--" Yeah like I said I don't really follow that. There was always politics but before Trump it was never like this. That's all I know

Someone needs to send an ambulance to X

it would be nice if one thing in modern life were not a scam

Absolute Queen behavior from the Zamboni Rider today at the Minnesota Frost game. No ICE No War No Kings No Fear.

Early voting in Virginia is now open. Make a plan to protect our democracy today: iwillvote.com.

Considering how much money they make I’m -shocked- their websites suck as much as they do, UI/UX wise.

Mom, come pick me up, the best lack all conviction and the worst are full of passionate intensity.

"When I was young, I believed in three things: Marxism, the redemptive power of cinema, and dynamite. Now I just believe in dynamite." — Sergio Leone.

“direct your anger at trump not the democrats” buddy you are severely underestimating the amount of anger i have available to me

A government that deliberately abandons the rule of law is not morally entitled to its protections.

“defend your culture” dude, your “culture” is clapping off beat and putting ketchup on tacos

Take good care of him, Pens.

today, Satan

get the kid in the brown hoodie a scholarship

AWESOME

“Speak the name, and death will come. On the morrow, at the turn of the moon, a year from this day, it will come. A man does not fly…but one foot moves and then another and one day a man is there, and a king dies."

Nate and EJ 😂

Why do all the dudes on bumble say they're "planning their next adventure" fuckin, Winnie-the-Pooh soundin ass

Shorts fired

GOALIE FIGHT!!!!

The Reverend Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. told us that we should judge people. Not by the color of their skin, but by the content of their character. He hoped his children would be judged. Remember that bit of realism today.

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