Ok which of you perverts has made a porn parody of the little engine that could

While we're doing Y2K, it's time to bring back the desktop-first internet in fun colors. Get a dumb phone. Look where you're walking. Call for the map point to get to the rave.

Distracting myself from the horrors of the world and the horrors of my to do list. Help me kickstart my 2026 with advice, resolutions, weird facts, questions, compliments, and confessions. Or one of each! ngl.link/raeisnerd

Last look served in 2025

Guys do you think they're melting the ice caps so they can make us work an extra hour sooner

I barely posted this year so I don't think I angered any of you in any notable way, but please feel free to make up for lost time and get mad about something now! It's not too late!

This gives Tucker Stewart's horny cowboy novella some solid competition for most viscerally upsetting self-obsessed erotica of 2026.

I once walked smack into a wall at Dragon Con and that wall turned out to be Lou Ferrigno. I did not previously truly have an understanding of the scale of that man.

2026 is gonna be the year the universe distributes me a pet, I can feel it

james cameron every few years

Looks like the pocket microscope I got my partner was a hit.

My partner's mother got me a new stocking. It's a shark. I feel seen.

Can you guess which presents are for the cat?

Hi new accounts don't forget the boobs and butts setting

My partner immediately insisted that @beebrookshire.bsky.social would love this

Look at this sweet perfect brave cat This time last year she was a skittish feral who never let anyone get close enough to pet her Now she lives inside and spends 99% of her time on my partner's mom's lap or curled up beside her

I've developed a new pet peeve. Buskers with no concept of tempo. You can't just play all the right notes in the right order at whatever insanely rushed pace you want. I've never longed for the sound of Dr Beat more than while listening to Favorite Things played at 100-170 bpm.

This was such a wild talk. With the best graphics!!

I know it's cliché (The Algorithm™️ has been sending me memes mocking people who do this ever since I made my plans) but I'm taking the first three months of 2026 off from creative commitments (aside from Nerd Nite) to do The Artists Way.

Bank of America first started offering credit cards to women in 1974

Isopods 🖌 #invert

Everyone's talking about butt teeth

Booked an appt with a nutritionist because apparently it's free through work. My only other attempt to learn to eat right was Noom. It...didn't go well. Really hoping this can be a "yay my body finally has a proper balance of nutrients!" journey and not a speed run into eating disorder hell.

Hi I'm tipsy after corporate mandated fun holiday drinking time and I just wanna say y'all are great

This sort of thing bugs me a lot. There are valuable use cases for machine learning, involving pattern recognition and sifting thru a ton of data quickly. Totally valid + useful. These get lumped together with useless brain-eating plagiarizing chatbots under the umbrella term "A.I."

Hi, I'm the CEO of Glorbo, the company who enjoys near unprecedented goodwill in our field, I'm here today to talk to you about our pivot to using the Magic 8-Ball powered by children's bones that everybody hates, I've given myself psychosis listening to the 8-ball aaaaeeeeeiiiiooouuuu

I always remember my father ranting about how affirmative action had personally held him back as we were all drinking on his new boat he got to go with his new lake house Held you back from what, my guy

Years ago I interviewed @actordougjones.bsky.social at Dragon Con & asked him what kind of movies he would like to do that didn't involve prosthetics. He told me his dream was to do a cosy Christmas movie where he got to wear a nice sweater. Nice to see his wish is coming true this holiday season.

Land of Lakes Butter's new slogan is uhhhhhhh

So the deranged person he's blaming here is the victim of a violent murder, not the person who murdered him because he disagreed with his beliefs?

Bluesky comments are like encountering the patients the neuropsychologist Alexander Luria found in the Soviet Union:

This thread has made me realize I know nothing about my feet

I love sketch comedy After a long, exhausting day of feeling inadequate at work I get to go to a theatre and feel inadequate but in a silly way with a lot more props.

One of the many reasons AI can't produce good writing is it can't hate its own writing. It can't think to itself "Maybe I'm illiterate" during the writing process. And that's essential

It's super cold in DC. Consider donating to a group doing real work to help our neighbors.

I want to figure out something special for my partner for Xmas. He's a big curious nerd who loves moss and terrariums and making pasta from scratch. He's also super practical and doesn't like gadgets unless they're useful. Anyone have ideas? Pref from small businesses?

Philly is such a wonderful city

FROG

The science art feed is full of treasures

You're the guy running the vomit machine on acclaimed television series Mad Men, I'm the guy providing emotional support for the guy running the vomit machine on acclaimed television series Mad Men via a gentle hand on the shoulder, we are not the same (I'm your rock)

Obviously I have to purchase these

I don’t know if anyone else notices or cares, but when I see a presentation in which the speaker uses obviously generated-AI images to illustrate their slides, it makes me immediately less confident in whatever other content they’re presenting.

So... Does anyone have a lovesac sectional? I need a couch and I am pondering slowly buying one piece of lovesac at a time.

Shucks ☺️

So uh stupid but genuine question but uh what is keeping the ultra rich from betting in these markets and then fixing the outcome?

Looking for recommendations for chill phone games or mobile-friendly browser games with an immersive world and storyline (paid is fine!). One player or two player preferred, but open to hearing about anything!

Holiday season remember! Don't ask strangers questions about their family if you're not prepared to be cool when they cry because they're in mourning, get anxious because they're estranged, or generally find the question invasive and uncomfortable. If they brush the question off, let them.

This got me to finally subscribe

Hoo boy are the internal demons loud today Anyone know where I can get some mental noise cancelling headphones?