JD? JD? If you've got a couple of days free now can you pop over to the UK to lend your support to Reform in the local elections?

Trump leaving the umbrella for someone else to close, because he can’t do it himself, is a perfect illustration of what he did with Iran.

Translation: I don't care if the shit I broke ever gets fixed because I've got the attention span and cognitive powers of an overtired toddler and I'm too busy trying to decide what shit to break next.

i don’t understand why the guys who aren’t brave enough to tell donald trump that the shoes he bought them don’t fit aren’t standing up to him!!

Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.

Happy Easter.

A+ headline.

about time someone called that motherfucker out

A different perspective. Always helpful.

The biggest story in the world right now is that the president of the United States is a demented old man who takes pleasure in torturing and killing people and is committing crimes with impunity. And yet most legacy media outlets are too cowardly to tell it like it is.

#Easter #SadnessInHisEyes

NASA just dropped this image of Artemis II astronaut Christina Koch looking back at us. The first woman to ever see our planet in its entirety. I’m not crying you’re crying 🥹🔭🧪 📸: NASA

The stuff about him has been known for years of course but it's heartening that people are finding out

These Teletubby pelts will fetch a fortune on the black market. Donate now to help end the poaching.

"... apart from my bowels."

I get logged out and I log in again

School bully: Now would be a good time to stop your opposition to me punching you so I can go and punch these other people over here too.

Evergreen.

John Wagner is one of comics' greatest ever creators and he talked extensively about his work, his 'retirement' and his life to the 2000 AD podcast. Don't miss this epic chat! Part one https://bit.ly/4qiV1K5 Part two https://bit.ly/4c5C7CZ Part three https://bit.ly/4b0SZK1

“Release the corgis”

Happy birthday, 2000AD. 49 years in an iso-cube and still the galaxy's greatest comic.

"Why did you do this to me? For what reason? What is the charge? Trading secrets? Trading succulent state secrets?"

It is with great regret that I announce the losers of this year’s #pantscake. #pancake #pancakeday #shrovetuesday

Pretty sure Wuthering Heights would be getting a lot better reviews if they’d used my theme tune that I sent them. Yes, I know I’m just singing Wuthering Heights to the tune of Blankety Blank but it’s catchy as fuck and will let everyone know they’re in for a good time at the flicks.

🎶I'll be eating you, when the bombs starts to fall. I'll be eating you, since I've turned cannibal. I'll be eating you, so there's nowt you can do.🎶

Why was Trump watching #BadBunny’s #SuperBowl halftime show instead of #KidRock’s?

Something compelled me to make this

“We’re all trying to find the staffer who did this”

go off jack white

They made up a whole story about a White House staffer posting ut in the middle of the night, and Trump just goes Leeroy Jenkins and says, "You're goddamn right I ordered the Code Red!"

everything is terrible so here's the Muppets channeling the Beastie Boys

More 20th anniversary Look Around You (2) February celebrations. This remix is fantastic, and always makes me get a bit teary eyed. Saline. Write that down. www.youtube.com/watch?v=nyd1...

Who could this be? Hmm…

I’ve been posting observations online since 2011. Back in 2013, when I only had a few people reading them, an artist @400footghost.bsky.social read this one: A woman on the tube, her beautiful silver hair cascading in waves over her vivid red cape, nods to herself as she reads a book about tigers.🧵

Hi guys… I'm in a bit of a personal pickle, to put it lightly. If anyone is willing to help and ARE in a position they can comfortably do so it would be immensely appreciated ko-fi.com/jeffwni I'll explain more later and set up a Vinted shop in due time to sell pretty much all I have. Thanks.

Bro, do *I* even bench?! I bench! I chair, I couch and sofa, my dude! I sit on all sorts of things!

So, to be clear, the Epstein files damage his reputation because they say he’s not a paedo?

There was no big sloppy shit in the Oval Office, claims big sloppy shit in the Oval Office

Of COURSE Brexit is in the epstein files

Six years on, it's worth reminding ourselves of this classic example of the 3 stages of Brexit. #Brexit #RejoinEU

OUT NOW! In this blackly comical horror story, when an angry brat meets an almost-lifelike mechanical doll, violence and terror soon follow. #Melania #M3GAN #M3LANIA

you have not heard the end of thi

Remembering the time Herr Otto Flick was in The Beatles.

A new series of Dragons' Den starts this evening. Exactly a year ago I made this, and I still think it is one of my better videos – not that that's saying much. #dragonsden