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Twimmigrant. Still figuring this out. Lone survivor of
@mockeree.bsky.social
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David Hills
about 9 hours ago
JD? JD? If you've got a couple of days free now can you pop over to the UK to lend your support to Reform in the local elections?
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Vatnik Soup
2 days ago
Trump leaving the umbrella for someone else to close, because he can’t do it himself, is a perfect illustration of what he did with Iran.
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David Hills
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Translation: I don't care if the shit I broke ever gets fixed because I've got the attention span and cognitive powers of an overtired toddler and I'm too busy trying to decide what shit to break next.
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Ed Morrish
5 days ago
i don’t understand why the guys who aren’t brave enough to tell donald trump that the shoes he bought them don’t fit aren’t standing up to him!!
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Neil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra
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Kashana
6 days ago
Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.
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Happy Easter.
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Art Candee 🍿🥤
8 days ago
A+ headline.
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Uncle Duke
8 days ago
about time someone called that motherfucker out
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TheBossRoss 🧶
8 days ago
A different perspective. Always helpful.
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Aaron Rupar
7 days ago
The biggest story in the world right now is that the president of the United States is a demented old man who takes pleasure in torturing and killing people and is committing crimes with impunity. And yet most legacy media outlets are too cowardly to tell it like it is.
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#Easter
#SadnessInHisEyes
8 days ago
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Skylar Grayson
8 days ago
NASA just dropped this image of Artemis II astronaut Christina Koch looking back at us. The first woman to ever see our planet in its entirety. I’m not crying you’re crying 🥹🔭🧪 📸: NASA
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Comfortably Numb
10 days ago
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Dave Bulmer
14 days ago
The stuff about him has been known for years of course but it's heartening that people are finding out
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These Teletubby pelts will fetch a fortune on the black market. Donate now to help end the poaching.
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19 days ago
"... apart from my bowels."
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Allison
28 days ago
I get logged out and I log in again
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about 1 month ago
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David Hills
about 1 month ago
School bully: Now would be a good time to stop your opposition to me punching you so I can go and punch these other people over here too.
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Waitman Wade Beorn, PhD, FRHistS
about 2 months ago
Evergreen.
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2000 AD Comics
about 2 months ago
John Wagner is one of comics' greatest ever creators and he talked extensively about his work, his 'retirement' and his life to the 2000 AD podcast. Don't miss this epic chat! Part one
https://bit.ly/4qiV1K5
Part two
https://bit.ly/4c5C7CZ
Part three
https://bit.ly/4b0SZK1
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Mockeree
about 2 months ago
“Release the corgis”
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Captain Howdy
about 2 months ago
Happy birthday, 2000AD. 49 years in an iso-cube and still the galaxy's greatest comic.
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Captain Howdy
about 2 months ago
"Why did you do this to me? For what reason? What is the charge? Trading secrets? Trading succulent state secrets?"
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Mockeree
about 2 months ago
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It is with great regret that I announce the losers of this year’s
#pantscake
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#pancake
#pancakeday
#shrovetuesday
about 2 months ago
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Fourfoot
about 2 months ago
Pretty sure Wuthering Heights would be getting a lot better reviews if they’d used my theme tune that I sent them. Yes, I know I’m just singing Wuthering Heights to the tune of Blankety Blank but it’s catchy as fuck and will let everyone know they’re in for a good time at the flicks.
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Captain Howdy
about 2 months ago
🎶I'll be eating you, when the bombs starts to fall. I'll be eating you, since I've turned cannibal. I'll be eating you, so there's nowt you can do.🎶
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Everyone’s Favourite Jim
2 months ago
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Mockeree
2 months ago
Why was Trump watching
#BadBunny’s
#SuperBowl
halftime show instead of
#KidRock’s
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Helen
2 months ago
Something compelled me to make this
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Mockeree
2 months ago
“We’re all trying to find the staffer who did this”
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Alex Franqueira ✨🇱🇧
2 months ago
go off jack white
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Justin Baragona
2 months ago
They made up a whole story about a White House staffer posting ut in the middle of the night, and Trump just goes Leeroy Jenkins and says, "You're goddamn right I ordered the Code Red!"
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shauna
9 months ago
everything is terrible so here's the Muppets channeling the Beastie Boys
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Paul Putner
2 months ago
More 20th anniversary Look Around You (2) February celebrations. This remix is fantastic, and always makes me get a bit teary eyed. Saline. Write that down.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nyd1...
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Look Around You - Remix - Music Video
YouTube video by TheDarkGl0ve
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nyd1XzGMxOQ&list=RDnyd1XzGMxOQ&start_radio=1
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MeidasTouch
2 months ago
Who could this be? Hmm…
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Miranda Keeling
2 months ago
I’ve been posting observations online since 2011. Back in 2013, when I only had a few people reading them, an artist
@400footghost.bsky.social
read this one: A woman on the tube, her beautiful silver hair cascading in waves over her vivid red cape, nods to herself as she reads a book about tigers.🧵
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Jeffw
2 months ago
Hi guys… I'm in a bit of a personal pickle, to put it lightly. If anyone is willing to help and ARE in a position they can comfortably do so it would be immensely appreciated
ko-fi.com/jeffwni
I'll explain more later and set up a Vinted shop in due time to sell pretty much all I have. Thanks.
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Buy Jeffw a Coffee
Become a supporter of Jeffw today!
https://ko-fi.com/jeffwni
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Jeffw
over 1 year ago
Bro, do *I* even bench?! I bench! I chair, I couch and sofa, my dude! I sit on all sorts of things!
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So, to be clear, the Epstein files damage his reputation because they say he’s not a paedo?
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2 months ago
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Mockeree
2 months ago
There was no big sloppy shit in the Oval Office, claims big sloppy shit in the Oval Office
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Neil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra
2 months ago
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Gabby HC
2 months ago
Of COURSE Brexit is in the epstein files
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Captain Barfheart
2 months ago
Six years on, it's worth reminding ourselves of this classic example of the 3 stages of Brexit.
#Brexit
#RejoinEU
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Mockeree
2 months ago
OUT NOW! In this blackly comical horror story, when an angry brat meets an almost-lifelike mechanical doll, violence and terror soon follow.
#Melania
#M3GAN
#M3LANIA
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trouteyes
2 months ago
you have not heard the end of thi
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Neil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra
2 months ago
Remembering the time Herr Otto Flick was in The Beatles.
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Dave Bagpuss Forsey 🍺
2 months ago
A new series of Dragons' Den starts this evening. Exactly a year ago I made this, and I still think it is one of my better videos – not that that's saying much.
#dragonsden
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Dragons' Den – Thirty Pounds
Can our plucky contestant win the support from the Dragons to buy a £30 birthday present for his girlfriend?Follow me on Bluesky https://bsky.app/profile/bag...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YhYYu6c6yn0
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