Happy Monkey
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A real live human being hiding behind a photo of a monkey
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POLITICO Europe
about 9 hours ago
Poland will shoot down enemy aircraft if they violate its territory, Polish Prime Minister Donald Tusk said today.
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Poland will shoot down encroaching Russian aircraft, warns PM Tusk
The Polish prime minister is responding to the growing number of Russian incursions into NATO airspace.
https://ow.ly/j5RQ50X0bLR
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Ben K.
4 days ago
Derek Jeet Heer is right.
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Kevin M. Kruse
4 days ago
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Josh Marshall
6 days ago
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Matt Pearce
11 days ago
Not to interrupt production at the takes factory but they should probably identify and catch the actual killer before we decide what it all means.
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Sharon
12 days ago
i do not like political violence
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Governor JB Pritzker
12 days ago
The attack on Charlie Kirk is horrifying. Political violence has no place in this country and should never become the norm. I’m sending my sympathies to his family and friends at this time.
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Brandon Friedman
12 days ago
I suspect the response here will be asymmetric. Regardless of the shooter's identity, Democrats will make strident appeals for peace and calm, while Republicans will call for retribution and an escalation of violence. This is a very bad combination.
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関税オタク大統領、やめて
15 days ago
Underrated reason as to why Musk threw USAID into the woodchipper: he thinks millions of dead African children is a positive outcome unto itself
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Karl Jacoby
20 days ago
We conceptualize borders as a space outside of law, where we can use extreme forms of policing (warrantless searches & now execution). But these acts do not protect us; they endanger us by creating a vast, unregulated police state. What happens at the border will eventually happen everywhere.
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Dag.
21 days ago
Miles O'Brien fan club assemble.
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Will Stancil
25 days ago
Cultivate within yourself the utmost possible contempt for the far right and only then will their behavior become comprehensible and predictable to you. They’re animals masquerading as people
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Sharon
26 days ago
every day i am haunted by this from First Reformed
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Starfish Who Can’t Think Something Witty
26 days ago
The simple truth is that children in the poorest places on earth died from lack of food and medicine because the richest country on the planet voted to shred their own Constitution due to annoyance over the prices of their chicken nuggie delivery services.
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Zack Beauchamp
about 1 month ago
A veteran US Navy SEAL reflects on Gaza
dbarkhuff.substack.com/p/i-should-b...
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Punish the Villains
about 1 month ago
I'm not right wing but some of this "woke" stuff is a little over the top [6 months later] Slavery was fine. Your city is under martial law
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Carly Goodman
about 1 month ago
Bad news it’s grown up fired day (but at least it’s not poop fall on grown up day)
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BeijingPalmer
about 1 month ago
trump's fundamental view of international relations is that of a rapist, but the field is extremely hostile to leader psychology and also to gender studies and so has been largely incapable of dealing with him in any realistic way.
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about 1 month ago
Just a straight up pro-Trump reactionary chud.
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John Oxley
about 1 month ago
Barely followed this story, but if my life trajectory involved being a spokesperson for the "Green Dildo Coin", I'd hope my friends and family would stage an intervention
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River_Tam
about 1 month ago
Perfection
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Colin Bobinson
about 2 months ago
If you want something done right you do it yourself
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Secretary of Defense Rock
about 2 months ago
NO HES NOT, AHHHHHHHHHH, HE LITERALLY HAS DECIDED CHINA IS THE ENEMY BECAUSE FACISTS NEED ENEMIES ABROAD AS WELL
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Joshua Erlich
2 months ago
yeah no but also no lies detected
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gg
2 months ago
i can see this one is going to get a lot of use
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Mike Stabile
2 months ago
The censorship of 80+ games on Steam this week was apparently the work of Australian antiporn group Collective Shout, which partnered with US evangelicals to pressure Visa and Mastercard. They claimed, without evidence, that the games involved child abuse. Great work by
@acvalens.net
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Group Behind Steam Censorship Policies Have Powerful Allies — And Targeted Popular Games With Outlandish Claims
The organization behind Steam's latest payment processor censorship, Collective Shout, appears to tell some misleading tales.
https://www.vice.com/en/article/group-behind-steam-censorship-policies-have-powerful-allies-and-targeted-popular-games-with-outlandish-claims/
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Van Jackson
2 months ago
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leon
2 months ago
wazzzaaaa dude happy birthday lol 😝 hope you’re having a good one wish i was there Also we all know the secret we share. Into the depths of darkness men like us tread. The hunger that drives us away from the light.
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Zach Weinersmith
2 months ago
Full comic here:
www.smbc-comics.com/comic/boyfri...
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Dr. Samantha Hancox-Li
2 months ago
it's totally normal and cool that the extremely online left has decided to blame will stancil for getting rape threats
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Shinyfailure
3 months ago
What did he swipe from the Wonka factory tour
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MsBunny
3 months ago
Been thinking a lot about this greentext lately
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🐔 Brian Bucklew 🐔 ₑͤ>∿<ₑͤ ∞🌮
3 months ago
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The C gates at SeaTac are cursed. An ungodly abomination
3 months ago
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lindsey adler
3 months ago
Mike Trout rocks. It's incredible that one of the greatest players of all time is one of the most sensitive and sincere people in baseball.
www.nytimes.com/athletic/643...
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In a fire, their cherished Mike Trout autograph was lost. Then Trout got involved.
Aaron and Michael Campbell worked hard to obtain Trout's autograph. After tragedy struck, they sought out Trout, again.
https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/6432557/2025/06/18/mike-trout-angels-autograph-fire/
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Jeremy Cliffe
3 months ago
Hell of a chart, this, from
@financialtimes.com
. Spot the JCPOA.
on.ft.com/4kSuQYO
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The Athletic
3 months ago
Dodgers utilityman Kiké Hernández took to Instagram on Saturday to express his support for immigrants and decry the recent militarized raids in the city by the United States Immigration and Customs Enforcement.
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BeijingPalmer
4 months ago
lots of people are really determined to defend the honor of SE Asian crime networks.
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Am having to interact with actual lawyers for the first time at work. Am now convinced that this profession should be outlawed
4 months ago
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Mom for Gliberty
4 months ago
I would like "plentiful data, no regrets" as my epitaph.
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sid (scary version)
4 months ago
just like me
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slop enjoyer
4 months ago
sorry i’m late bro there were enemies nearby and i couldn’t fast travel
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Punish the Villains
4 months ago
I don't know if there's ever been a culture more in love with charlatans than ours. "Success" defined entirely by how good you are at tricking people into giving you money. An entire country of aspiring slop merchants
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Ian Boudreau
4 months ago
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If you see this, quote the energy you bring to Bluesky
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Jennifer ✨Get In Good Trouble
4 months ago
🚨 This good neighbor caught shady “agents” in Highland, IL claiming to do wellness checks—each wearing mismatched vests labeled FBI/ICE/ERO/police. Since when do they roll up together like that? Vigilante brown shirts are testing boundaries. Stay safe. Know your rights.
#OnYourSide
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generic
5 months ago
Guys you're still trying to replace Bergoglio. I told you: We can’t do it.
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Emily Nussbaum
5 months ago
It’s weird to live in a time when basic principles like cruelty is wrong, cheating is empty & the idea that curiosity, generosity, originality, the satisfaction of earned accomplishments & loving intimacy are the center of a good life feel like countercultural concepts
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Led By Donkeys
5 months ago
TANK vs TESLA "We've crushed fascism before and we'll crush it again" - WW2 veteran Ken, 98, in the tank
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