watching kimmel tomorrow

Tylenol should sue their asses off.

everyone be quiet, this rapist has reproductive health advice for us

“Reason Is and Ought Only to Be the Slave of Vibes”

You can’t make antivaxxers happy. You come up with a perfectly reasonable line of bullshit about aspirin and autism and they’re all like “but i wanted autism to be caused by diet soda and werewolves”

episode list of The Daily: Fascist funeral Great restaurants! Talk show censorship CDC takeover Fallout over dead fascist ChatGPT causes suicide Who killed fascist guy Supreme Court OKs fascism Fascist guy killed Reese Witherspoon interview! Putin’s winning Military occupation of capital

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I love to stand in the shower with my hands against the wall and my head bowed, water running down the elaborate back tattoo that hints at the torment within

I genuinely believe that tom brady would be a better as hc for unc and belichick would be better on tv

Yeah man we should really fight back by staying on X

And the waitresses are getting hotter. www.nytimes.com/2025/09/20/b...

John Oliver called the British Royal Family an emotionally stunted group doing a very silly pseudo-job. But sometimes that’s exactly what you need.

Reading Jimmy Kimmel Live! has been running for 22 years.

gotta extend grace to all the people choosing C, as most Americans haven’t experienced the full width & breadth of California

The Soft Secession begins. This is gonna get ugly.

BREAKING: HUGE ENDORSEMENT FOR ANDREW CUOMO

At the end of the day Jimmy Kimmel got fired because some other guy (American President) raped kids with his best friend (deceased)

Don't be chickenshit.

Je suis *extremely heavy sigh* Jimmy Kimmel

They are literally canceling culture

Weird that the FCC Chair had no issue with Kilmeade wanting to euthanize homeless people.

if Jimmy Kimmel's political humor is too hot for you to handle, I'm not sure "snowflake" even cuts it as a term of derision for the level of fragility you've achieved

Yep.

Gifting your child a high-powered rifle is also an ideology. We just refuse to speak of it as such.

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One thing about the Nuremberg: they ramped up only about 6 months after V-E Day. They didn’t wait too long.

Gutfeld’s arg is consistent with his position as a Fox News persona. Formal power is downstream of clout. The office drunk is SecDef. Donald Trump is president.

There used to be a sort of social contract that the PMC classes had with red states that has been completely ripped apart and I honestly don't know how that's going to feed into housing market growth and corporate relocations.

The NFL honored Charlie Kirk who has attacked their organization and their athletes for years

To be clear, Hortman death—as a prominent elected official—absolutely merited half-mast. Kirk, an influencer, did not. There is no double-standard there.

they don't want pussy. they want to endlessly critique pussy

I think of justice as a human system, to ensure fairness. Kirk’s killing feels more elemental than that. Karmic. Cause & effect. Reap, sow, etc. It’s why a lot of us aren’t horrified. Arsonist killed in blaze.

Looked at my data collections for state-backed activity. If the report were a picture:

sometimes I think about how The Nanny was essentially a class narrative, and how Drescher led SAG through a 5-month strike, only to heel-turn as anti-vax

this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either

Getting fired for laughing at this piece of shit’s richly deserved fate would be a Top 5 life experience. I’d never shut up about it. I’d be insufferable. I’d make my grandchildren recite the event back to me. www.nytimes.com/2025/09/12/u...

South Park has the opportunity to Charlie Hebdo the right on a level heretofore unseen in U.S. culture

gosh, the assassination of that um, free speech activist has been bad for free speech

guys, we have a tone shift

10/10, perfect, no notes

i’m not going to be lectured about political violence by people whose politics is violence

Left: be wary of the right looking to turn this into a Reichstag Fire, they may try to smuggle it into the discourse Right: THIS IS OUR REICHSTAG FIRE

<code switches> Professor Jain offers much useful quantitative work to advance progressive outcomes. As the electorate begins to stratify by educational attainment, these perspectives are less useful.

I say we commemorate the life of Charles E. Cheese Kirk and follow his advice about shooting victims:

<cracks knuckles>

don't let #cancelculture ruin comedy

wait wait I though it was liberals who couldn't take a joke