Because it is a rare warm night in San Francisco everyone is walking around carrying the hoodie/jacket/puffer coat they thought they would need

Hard to believe negotiations with Iran have stalled when we sent a real estate developer and the Presidents grifter son in law to engage in high level diplomacy

Trying to figure out why there’s only one guy staffing this entire Jiffy Lube and all I had to do was Google “Jiffy Lube private equity”

This guy is worth 25 Stephen Millers and that might be a low estimate

Whenever someone says a speech will be remembered for years to come just remember they said that about Jeff Flake’s parting speech to the Senate Who is Jeff Flake, you ask?

One Battle After Another is a 2 1/2 hour long movie about car chases and Sean Penn making weird faces

This is just a way to show off how young you are

Bicyclists I support you and am behind you but could you PLEASE stop for pedestrians in the street when you’re traveling in a big pack

This shit is so inspiring because Democrats are actually fighting back for the first time in decades

I just ate like half a loaf of sourdough from Jane the Baker holy shit I didn’t know bread could be like that

Just a thought, you don’t have to report on what this dumb mfer says any more than a rando at a head shop SEVERELY BAKED DUDE: MAYANS WERE ALIENS

The Truth Social crashout is going to be a thing of beauty

Now let’s have a live look at the weather

When I worked in government we had to take up a collection to pay for water for the cooler

One day this is gonna come on and it’s gonna be the thing

More screen time and a brownie for lunch, it’s the 9th day she’s been off school and we’ve bottomed out

Guys there is a girl sitting in her car smoking and listening to “Nothing Compares to You” over and over she is going THROUGH IT

2056: we’re all gathered around the piano just belting “Fuck and Run”

Sometimes I think IG reels and TikTok are a long form project for pit bull PR

You will never in a billion years guess what Shannyn Sossamon's son is named (if you know who Shannyn Sossamon is, congrats)

Sometimes I have to remind myself that I live in the same city as these weirdos

Attention fellow Derry Girls heads: Lisa McGee has a new show and it’s great in its own way. Like Murder She Wrote meets Yellowjackets but funny. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/How_to_...

I felt like I couldn’t flip off the cybertruck because I was in a waymo life is pain

Imagine the look of sheer horror on my daughters face when I burst into her room at 8 am to tell her the teachers strike was over (no they don’t have to go to school today but I didn’t lead with that)

Rod blocked me on Twitter after I said to him “No wonder your family hates you”

The way my dog always stops to sniff he underside of my neighbors car makes me thinks She Knows What He Did Last Summer

Great takedown of the viral “AI is magic” article everyone was sharing, by a guy who knows his shit. Like the NYT Guy Fieri Times Square restaurant review.

Who would have guessed

Oh ok under that login I have the next public health concern: DEMONS

Age verification? My Dad smoked in McDonald’s.

TIL Islands in the Stream was written by The Bee Gees WHAT

The Boys Are Back in Town, but only because I blast it every day

Considering the Atlantic is like $60 a year they should stop hectoring you to allow ads every time you log on

Kalshi’s next big bet is “what number is TK thinking of,” I’ll bet first

There are a lot of qualities I want in a President and “doesn’t get bent about the Super Bowl halftime show” is one of them

What was the most boring SB of all time and why is it this one

The bus app’s map is super helpful

Broadcasting your pregame from a ruined prison is certainly a choice

Not only is Seattle gonna win, it’s gonna be a Cowboys-Bills style blowout, that’s all I have to say about the matter

That’s a lot of Slim Jims and Hot Pockets

The Winter Olympics will make Nonsensical Random Early Morning Soccer Posters of us all

Lo fi jd vance booed to study to

I have achieved the perfect state (all the women in my house are mad at me)

The sigh of relief this country will breathe if DHS shuts down

I don’t really give a shit what’s happening tomorrow, but why the fuck is she on the platform of the vile billionaire who spent millions to defeat her

What’s the cutoff age for knowing how to drive stick do you think (I’m Gen X, my first two cars were stick)

Why is a National Nuclear Security Admin helicopter doing laps over SF at 175 feet and not incidentally freaking my dog the fuck out

I think my most right-coded opinion is that people like this guy should be subject to involuntary detention as long as they can’t control their antisocial behavior www.sfchronicle.com/opinion/emil...

Why would you pay those insane prices to live in a crazy ass city? Crazy ass city in early February: