To South Sudan

It's so funny to me that this closeout site I frequent regularly has single beverages, like why am I mail ordering A can of seltzer, but they're usually a buck. This is almost the price of an 8 pack at the store.

🥁♫ this is my whistle, this is my gun 🥁♫ this is for fighting, this is for fun

Incredibly, this is an actual photo New York Post used for the guy who attacked Ilhan Omar.

yeah man

That's Castle Rock, CO - Boebert's current district

I think about this post a lot.

Kamala Harris's actual 2024 policies:

This is unconscionable. Evil. But it happened in May 2023, when Biden was president. So no, we don’t “reform immigration detention,” we destroy ICE, CBP, and DHS. We can’t reform this soul sickness.

Brennen Leigh "I’m Easy to Love After All" (Acoustic) #TwangTuesday #MusicChallenge

You can’t tell me we have a functioning economic system when the richest man in human history is one of the most profoundly stupid people in human history

US 287 Midway, 1/27/2026, 7:31:35 AM

We're right about abolishing the poIice too

Agriculture - The Reply (Live on KEXP) #MetalMonday

pretty good odds on it being autocaptioned like a Tiktok video

Soviet stratospheric parachutists Nina Pronyushkina and Elvira Fomicheva, Odessa, 1977.

Every American Democratic nominee for President since 1952 has stood steadfastly against universal healthcare and taken actions in whatever offices they held, to oppose universal healthcare. The idea there has ever been a Democratic attempt at universality is frankly crackpot, pay it no heed.

#birdbot

Seattle's not even a real place

Martin Dupont - Inside Out (Live on KEXP) #SongOfTheDay #MusicChallenge

the two NFL starting quarterbacks in the conference championship are playing at a really elite level

Emo Philips is still so funny. One of the greats.

The only president to keep the Patriots out of the Super Bowl this century? Joe Biden

Having a full blown panic attack as I see Matthew McConaughey advertising Uber Eats rather than Agentforce The Powerful AI Agent From Salesforce

The graphics they're adding to the field are really making this hard to watch.

people in sf are scrunging their bungos. they’re wiring fleebs to their pudbots

Sir, we’ve lost r/massivecock

Stiddy as she goes

And for the media consumer, beware of these weasel terms. You know what you saw.

Billie Joe Armstrong - Heroes (feat. Jakob Armstrong)

security for protesters, right?

Air Bud: Puppy Emeritus (2026)

Immigration is a fake problem. We have politicians on the one hand who want to use immigrants as scapegoats for our real ones and politicians on the other who are too cowardly to stand against them and tell the truth. That is the entire situation. Until that changes, people will continue to die.

Man, I hate to break it to you, but I think the White House might actually be involved in all this.

Note how there's no violence or chaos when the cops aren't rioting.

foreign players in the US should head home pull the plug on the circuses

The New Pornographers - Votive #NewMusicFriday #MusicChallenge

As a sports/Jeopardy enthusiast, really enjoyed this piece by @zachgozlan.bsky.social on why it seems like otherwise brilliant contestants miss a lot of easy sports questions Via @defector.com defector.com/are-jeopardy...

computer, show us what happens with a polar bear

im imagining something like a slide whistle and when you use it, it sounds like this

House members got turned away from an ICE facility a week ago. That should be daily. Being more house members every time. Give the press the time. Insist on going in and make ICE arrest you

Everyone talking about “board of peace” and all I want is a piece of this broad

Strike Walsenburg, CO

When I have sex it sounds like Scooby-Doo running

My “US Border Patrol are experts in dealing with children” t-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.

no matter how hard Greg Bovino tries to exude rugged masculinity he always comes off like Don Knotts in a Portlandia sketch

hey i wrote about this for MEL magazine once! it makes for a great artifact of my last 3 months before i quit drinking melmagazine.com/en-us/story/...

I'm going to become a right wing podcaster but only about soap. Bar soap is traditional values. Liquid soap is a disgrace. Squirting goo on yourself from a little bottle. Western civilization is at risk because of this