Happy place

Is Beltran going to be the Mets manager at his own jersey retirement ceremony?

Sweet! Mystery puddle of water under the sink.

They are naming streets in the Bronx after your mom

Simpsons knows the deal

Game one, already overthinking Mets lineup decisions

I LOVE primal. That ending was lame.

lol Netanyahu is def dead

There’s a reason why random horrific acts of violence are repeatedly displayed via all forms of media. A fearful person cannot think critically.

I don’t think white people should be wearing keffiyehs

Gotta be getting close now

People are generally amazing and kind-hearted. We just need to get them away from social media and mainstream news.

Growing up is realizing you are Calvin’s dad and it’s a good thing.

This is why you shovel your retired off the boat Italian neighbors driveway. They make you a homemade pizza pie

Someone really needs to take advantage of all these politicians and wealthy overlords comfortably walking around in public

Leak the home address of your various bosses

You guys know that once he dies, the truly interesting times begin.

Cheer up everyone. At least our pedophile overlords are unhappy

Another reminder

REMINDER!

BE GAY DO CRIME

They literally think you all have goldfish memory brains

I really hope the comrade who was killed was actually ready to open fire on the Feds in broad daylight. That would be a huge inflection point.

Buy a firearm while you still can.

Because it seems like we are at that point: It proves you all must work on drawing from a concealed holster faster.

Literally 17 hours ago. They are not afraid of your words, taunts, or threats. There is one response that will give them pause

Another strongly worded letter will do the trick

The feds do not care about your protests, your marches, or your insults. They only respect violence.

“Mr President, judging by the amount of orange make up on your face, you are clearly a vain bitch. Why don’t you cover your hand wound?”

Anyone could do it. You would be celebrated forever.

You know that America is absolutely cooked because if we had any balls left ICE wouldn’t be so bold

Everyone talking about “board of peace” and all I want is a piece of this broad

Seriously. You could tell me the worst news has happened to Senator fuckface and I would be hooting and hollering

Damn I wish for so much ill will towards our elected officials

Is shithead heyman gonna ask bellinger about opt outs at his press conference?

Do I need another shotgun? Shut up

And listen. ICE doesn’t care about your passport anyway. They detain US citizens constantly. None of this is actually about immigration. It never was, but they aren’t even pretending anymore.

BUY RELIABLE GUNS AND AMMO

Get lost

I think my most boomer trait is I call restaurants directly over the phone to order food

Don’t mind me, buying a Soviet style uhshanka

I’m NOT watching Depeche Mode live videos and dancing overtly sexual. Absolutely not

I’LL MARK YOU ALL

@justinboldaji.bsky.social hey dude. Can you DM me super quick?

Nice night

Erling Haaland is the best striker I’ve ever seen. I don’t see many others tracking back to win the ball like he does.

Bobs burger ass neighbor

Last pepper harvest

You gotta befriend the moms at pickup

guarding his bounty