new personality type based on ranking top four Star Wars episodes "oh, I'm a 4516" "that's so rare"

The thing I wish people like Carville et al would realize is that you cannot have ‘pure populist economic rage’ if you leave out the ‘woke’ bits. It doesn’t work like that. It’s weird to me they don’t see this, so let’s see if we can walk it out. 1/

I once asked a bookseller at a large indie store how many people would have to buy a book for it to get the attention of the store buyer and cause an additional order and they said: Three.

As the year comes to an end, I'm reposting some of the comics I made this year, including this ridiculous thing.

tech bro: i have made Artificial General Intelligence programmer: you fucked up a perfectly good calculator is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety

Hey uh Don’t care what the writer did to your fictional bestie Death threats are insane and so are you. Because the character is fake, the person is not. Calm the fuck down, and move on. Learn how to offer criticism like a fucking adult.

This is truly horrific and everyone needs to read it lmao

Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/

Taking my 16 year old and their friends out for birthday dinner. These are children. They’re kids. If you look at someone like this and are thinking “I can’t wait until they’re legal,” you’re a child predator. Miss me with this “ephebophilia” shit. You wanna fuck kids.

It’s blowing my mind that schools, universities, public services would run headlong into this. We spent 15 years documenting black boxes. This is a black box in a black hole!

Bearistotle ass reasoning

Hey yall not what I wanted to do on my birthday but let it be clear "Death of the artist" is all well & good but you cannot Seperate the art from the artist when the artist is still alive, a terf & every penny they recieve reinforces their beliefs & is used to actively harm Trans folks! Let it Go!

Did you know that big studios monitor piracy? Don't you fucking dare pirate this shit. Do not hate watch through piracy. JK Rowling is a disgusting human being that funds and encourages the hurt, pain and death of my fellow trans peers. Support media that actually deserves our time and money.

The two types of Bluesky users

i promise i don’t mean to high horse this but if you’re thinking about giving lizza ten bucks there are a lot of good independent journalists whose work you could subscribe to for a month instead

Scientists recently combined DNA of a cheetah with the DNA of a crab. It went sideways real fast.

listen at best you're training the wildlife to be aggressive towards humans because they're looking for food from people which is NOT what you want for anybody's sake, human or otherwise. DO NOT EVER FEED WILD ANIMALS I don't care how cute it feels it is actually harming them and potentially others

1. Good riddance. 2. I am already seeing people on the left praising her and saying she should join the Democrats. HER ENTIRE RESIGNATION SPEECH WAS DUMPING ON TRANS PEOPLE AND IMMIGRANTS. www.huffpost.com/entry/marjor...

Everyone stop acting weird and shocked about MTG. She has been systematically distancing herself from the current GOP for months and months. She has a plan reform herself under a new image ON THE RIGHT that’s not part of a sinking ship. She’s not suddenly changing her tune! SHE’S AN OPPORTUNIST

I hate Funfetti. It’s simple. It implies that confetti is NOT fun and that this is the fun version. Fuck you. Confetti is fun and delightful. Take your self-superior desperate-for-validation cake right out of here. Go on. Get.

This feels like a good time to remind everyone that the Ring camera is feeding data to “Flock”… an AI surveillance program that works with ICE. Between that and CBP monitoring your car and driving patterns, there is no such thing as privacy anymore:

I guess my account got flagged for trolling or something; this is bullshit

first they came for trans people and i wasn’t quiet, i spoke up, i said “are you really going to die on this hill? there’s an election to win!” because i am not trans.

I really can't stress how important it is for progressive and leftists to contend for school, library, water, etc etc boards. Hyper local involvement in our communities where we can actually influence lives.

There's a general feeling in biotechnology, at least with people I work with, that were gonna just have to go through this again, because people need to be reminded how much we've fixed. The hole in all of our stomachs is that it's kids who didn't make the decision suffering.

idk if I should say it but my editors' job just went on the market (for a cheaper replacement) and I've had a margarita in a can in celebration of the sunshine so I'm GOIN' IN haha: fucking pay editors what they're worth and you'll get worthwhile books out of the equation. don't and you'll get slop

i believe people when they say linux has gotten better in the last few years. what i'm skeptical of is that linux Guys have improved. i will not use an OS where i'm at high risk of someone calling me stupid for not liking some aspect of the experience. i must be allowed to hate the computer

Look at this 4th cen BC Greek antefix, proof that our ancestors also appreciated A Very Good Boy. 13/10 would pet

Folks really won’t let a cam girl make rent but are centering a woman who wrote BADLY about her crypt keeper kink

“the whitr house” love when democratic senators use AI graphics, definitely makes me feel valued as labor for the movement

For me it's the way the press pool just quietly went along with it because he's the president The entire point of this country is that we don't have to let some guy do whatever he wants just because of his title. We don't have to respect him or go along with him just because he holds an office

Hey, since Patton Oswalt was reinstated, maybe Bluesky moderation can reinstate someone who was banned for doing the exact same thing.

2025 is like if pets dot com had tens of billions of dollars in government contracts, and every other company on earth will go bankrupt if nobody buys enough dog toys. also they all talk openly about how the puppet may kill us all but, they feel it's necessary to keep putting it on their hand.

This is what i mean by the post below. People are (JUSTIFIABLY) angry and afraid, and there are bad actors who want to take advantage of that in order to push regressive, reactionary legislation that will only hurt marginalized groups. be very careful about what you boost.

Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default. Here's how to turn it off. First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner

I love learning new things

Not to yuck peoples yum but if they can let Patton Oswalt back in for doing the exact same damn thing then they can also reinstate Link.

women are always saying “lord grant me the confidence of a mediocre man.” ok well he did. now what. is the world a better place? look at what you’ve wrought.

You mean the company that's currently being struck by its workers and the company that's currently being boycotted because of its terrible DEI policy rollbacks? Why not just call this the Chocolate Mint Racist Scab Frostie?

another political fracture? this libertarian was all-in on crypto only to find out they've actually been talking about "miners"

It's like they're actively looking for increasingly insane detention possibilities, just to see how much their base will accept.

Donald Trump murdered this woman. His administration did it in the laziest, most callous, & most remote way possible. I don't care about the technical difference between murder/manslaughter. This was murder.

I think the most charming thing about Warhammer 40k is, at its heart, the lore feels like two five-year-olds constantly trying to one-up one another. "MY guy is RAMBO and SHOOTS your guy!" "Nuh-UH cuz my guy is made of DIAMONDS and EATS the bullet!" "The bullet EXPLODES!" "No cuz his tummy is ACID"

I just realized that WICKED is almost totally ripped-off from The Wizard of Oz and I can’t believe people aren’t talking about it.

MTG is an experiment in how little it will take for white voters to ignore red flags they’ve already clocked

"Trump doesn't believe what he's saying, he'll moderate himself if he gets elected."