NOT FUCKING MULLVAD GOD DAMN IT www.tumblr.com/3liza/820613... circumstances.run/@davidgerard...

I'm going insane, who is the big poster with the bobby in clown/icp makeup? I was in the middle of reading a post and the app crashed and I can't remember his name to look it back up.

BREAKING: Adam Hoffman has been released from jail for "good behavior." Hoffman is the Waco, TX attorney who faced life without parole for repeatedly raping a young boy, until Texas AG Ken Paxton offered him 1 day in jail and no need to register as a sex offender.

Saying again I desperately need work, I do not have a way to pay my rent on the 1st, please get in touch if you would like me to write for your game or book or comic or show or website or whatever

"Is Green Eggs and Ham Rape Culture" - the greatest thread in the history of bluesky, locked by the OP after 12,239 replies of heated debate

this website has to engage in a ridiculous discourse about whether or not it is good every 8 days. so i think we can clear it up. it is not good. it is largely annoying. many people on here are antisocial weirdos. but im posting with my pals on it. so net positive.

Trans rights are human rights. Feel free to send your bitch army to my house.

I am once again thinking of the French girl attempting to say "Burger".

Someone said these were the inverse of each other and I can’t stop thinking about it

john roberts has fulfilled his life's work and fully dismantled the crowning achievement of the civil rights movement. these fucking neo-confederate freaks need to be driven from power forever

the basic reality is that this court has already destroyed the united states as a functional republic and none of the reforms necessary to rebuild it will survive the court as it currently exists any democrat not committed to expanding the court is not serious about fixing this country

it’s simple. Dems need to 1. prepare retaliatory gerrymanders in every blue state now that the VRA has been overturned 2. pack the court (and prosecute Thomas/alito) in 2029 I will only even *consider* primary candidates who support both of the above going forward

I CALLED IT!

u never see this on a tradlife mood board

There is video from a nearby parked car: www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinfu...

eventually he was executed

Ideal relationship dynamic

Hello please pay me to write your game. I am so good at it. You will like the work. I will work with you on budget. You can DM me. Bye

I hope you meant extra crudely because this is the masterpiece I created

These are the kind of permissions flashlight apps in 2012 were asking for.

Comments got turned off so I have to quote this, but it's pocket casts.

If he's going to get a national profile on the strength of a younger woman's campaign, I'm going to come out and say it: during his short-lived tenure as a math professor, Biss had an inappropriate romantic relationship with one of his undergraduate students. I was that student.

We are a few thousand subscribers away from being a bigger print newspaper than the Washington Post. We are a mere flurry away from humiliating one of the two Big Space Perverts. Ask not how a Space Pervert can dominate you. Ask how you can dominate a Space Pervert. Subscribe below.

This is just such a fascinating and weird way to interact with a social media site. No fun or hobbies, just insane rambling about politics 150% of the time.

US Troops killed all the guards at Dachau for this kind of shit.

I was out shoveling show and ice and I think I pinched a nerve in my back. 3/10 experience, do not recommend.

BAGGER: (spilling my groceries on the floor) Oh God. I'm so sorry. This isn't what I'm supposed to do. ME: How are you supposed to do it? MANAGER: She means she was gonna be a fox. In the woods and shit. But something happened and she got stuck. BAGGER: (crying) Got so stuck.

Heheh get kissed idiot

utterly unconscionable behavior by the government. not just killing people, but the knee-jerk defense through outright lies of any and all actions. taking the position that there is nothing -NOTHING- anyone clothed in its authority can do that is wrong. it's definitionally lawless. we are not safe

well, 2016 was a hard year, but we made it through. hopefully 2016 will be better.

Bluesky needing a PR team: exhibit 5001. Maybe devs calling specific named users dorks in screenshots is not the best for platform growth? For all the talk about toxicity and good culture here, when was the last time (pre musk) a twitter dev did something like this?

One of the kids I teach said their family kept calling their autism a super power. And then asked if I wanted to see it in action, they then touched some velvet and violently gagged before crying for a minute. Said her superpower was ruining her day by touching things.

I think about this tweet every day

I can’t emphasize enough how much you need to watch this until the end

I got fucking EMGAGED IM GONNA BE MARRIED FUCKING AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

IM GETTING MARRIED!!!!!!!!!!!!;;;;!!

It's my birthday and you can easily make it better by helping to share my art around🎉

I FOUND THE BOOK WITH THE ORB

Putting away all the "CIVIL WAR NOW" banners at the news station and bringing out the "Mental Health Crisis in America" banners with a heavy sigh

@thelouvreof.bsky.social we got a live one (screens available if they block)

Lewis Jones you just GET it.

it's don't kill yourself thursday. repost to don't kill yourself

Since the NBA season ended last night, here's my self indulgent take on where Sports Bluesky is atm. The TLDR is that crappy Resistance accounts are working like antibodies to flush casual sports ppl off this platform and the devs should address this if they actually want sports to take off here.

We are excited to announce The Expanse: Osiris Reborn, a new sci-fi action RPG based on The Expanse. Become a captain of the most advanced ship in the universe, gather a crew, and challenge one of the most powerful enemies humankind has ever faced. Watch the trailer: www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIQi...

OWL CAT DOING AN EXPANSE RPG. OH MY