Where was this deep seated bone weariness 7+ hours ago when it was time for sleep

Today I made a beautiful and wiggly looking bread for my beautiful wife. I'm told it was very nice.

Oh that's just bleak

Estonia’s Nina Petrokina just did a number to Cell Block Tango from Chicago and murdered multiple men’s individual stars around the rink as she went… including Ilia. So fun!

Inshallah.

This is what siblings do, 100% would edit like this for my sisters.

Art: Guilherme Nunes

Can you work out how many blocks there are?

he's trying to figure out how to see a Magic Eye poster

The Luretail Viper (Crotalus neonatus) is a species of large rainforest snake with a complex lure mechanism. It mimics the look and sound of a primate baby in distress to attract prey, striking when they get close. Tourists are advised not to listen to baby cries in the forest.

trying again call to action: send a little money to the paypal in bio, every little bit counts. i want my insurance back.

Emergency kitten-retro Potats, tiny squeaks edition.

Oh my god she uploaded a slow motion video and it's amazing. He's just like me fr running as best he can and still going backwards over and over!

She curse my ham till I grandma

My paper thin walls and extremely active and awful neighbours? Easy. The hardest part would be staying coopt up for four day. These would you rathers have no jeopardy in them, I will never come close to having that much money and I have suffered actual incredible violence at work.

we should keep calling him prince andrew. don't let royalty shed him.

It is also his birthday. Lmao.

Breakfast fried rice using what's left of the aborio rice had led to two important lessons. Aborio rice is very sticky and it's extremely texture as a friend rice, it will also dump starch into the mixture and stick in the wok so it scorches. So delicious expect for the occasional bit of burnt

An incredible thing to allude to when death penalty is on the table for a head of state, and you know already that you aren't going to execute that. Just like what an hour of mortal sweating waiting for the sword to drop.

Man real do or die stakes, gotta be real confident you're going to pull it off

OCEANS ARE NOW BATTLEFIELDS

Tonight the night for those experimental potatoes roasted in beef marrow.

More heavy rain to come in the south this afternoon, with flooding possible ⚠️ A mixture of rain, sleet and hill snow moving across Northern Ireland ☔ Drier in the north, but feeling chilly for all, especially in the wind 🌬️

I think I could convince one person to do this

First chick of the kākāpō breeding season has successfully hatched!!!! Look at this grumpy little puff of feathers!! www.doc.govt.nz/news/media-r...

Fuck man I literally just started them two days ago

Its on the butt of the bee, hope this helps

Soup of the day (submitted by @robthez.bsky.social): British kebab shop pizza

When redheads charge toward you fast enough they become blueheads

Look who I saw today at Lucky’s!!!! 😻💜💜💜 an inflatable NERD! Look at it so adorable and plump I wish he was mine! <3

And not even glasses worn by the more joyful perverts, straining their eyes making their awful art and writing their nasty little stories.

My name is doctor worm

Diprotodon my beloved

Day two of adhd medications and I tell you, how did I not remember this scene sooner.

TEETH. TEETH. TEETH.

make local coop to play with wife

So far ADHD meds on the first dose, I am still asleep drowsy as when I woke up

Franzi Schimmer captured this Grizzly bear in Brooks Falls, Alaska just floating along, tippy-tapping down the river, browsing the salmon. Prior to hibernation, up to 40% of a bear's body mass is fat, which is less dense than water (~0.9 g/cm^2), so the murder-monster is also a floaty-boaty.

Some drunk woman in her 60s had wedged herself in the doorway of Tesco in the gay village in Birmingham like a cat refusing to get in a box. All four points locked in to stop her husband removing her. In the end a woman off the street lured her out by going “come on bab, we’ll get you some shots”

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not