If I have to hunt down someone and get a key to use the accessible bathroom then it's not very accessible is it cunt????

Jesus

While I'm both thinking about this and recommending podcasts,let me tell yoh that @observableradio.com is really good too

Its really good. Check out Murder of a Famous Bastard

I consume most of my horror in audio format these days and one thing anthology podcasts have brought home to me is that the horror I'm most affected by is always body snatcher type stuff. I refuse to examine why that is.

Did I miss something? Why are we all looking up Ed Gein this year?

my name is cow and wen its nite and when a star is shiyning brite and three wise men give me the nod i walk up close I lik the God

Each prime number of likes = one tyrannical editorial mandate I would make if I were in charge of DC Comics

When you're mean to me this is who you're being mean to

🦑🐡 Starry Night Octopus, clay sculpture 🎨🐙

I guess it's fitting that it's a reimagined, worse version of someone else's artwork

He is legally innocent but also he didn't do it

This is awful. Not just because I enjoy monkey cage but the been are once again showing their transphobic cowardly arses

Reminder that JK Rowling sees any support of Harry Potter as an endorsement of her political beliefs, and she uses Harry Potter royalties to further her transphobic hate campaign. Your friends and family might not think you're a bigot for buying Harry Potter shit, but Rowling herself certainly will.

I need a friend who reads porn so I can share/slag off some of the mockable trash I read without sending explicit texts to my so while he works with kids.

When you grow up undiagnosed things just Happen to you

OH: "Patience? This isn't patience, its bore-ance!" - child sick of waiting

People give me shit because my mum’s in my phone under her actual name rather than “Mum” and I don’t get that, like, I’ve known her for years, we’re on first name terms.

They should invent a hobby that you can do for hours at a time without causing yourself harm

Young And dumb And full of cum The girl from Ipanema goes slumming

*roman brainrot voice* VI VII

Hate when a podcast I enjoy spends an entire episode doing mean-spirited jokes about one niche interest

Those end of year social media wrap up things always reveal what I already know: I do not have the soul of a poster

Accessible toilets love to be only accessible to one kind of disabled person

Actually doing Whamageddon at Christmas is a moral failing, you should be listening to Last Christmas at least once a day if not ten

I was diagnosed with #HIV in 1998, when I was 30. Many of my friends had died of AIDS. I did not expect to live to 50. I’m 58 now. HIV treatment works. Treatment also makes it impossible for me to pass HIV on during sex. Ensure HIV treatment for all. End HIV stigma. #WorldAIDSDay

I'm so tired of being in poor health.

10% ain't fucken bad

@profanity.accountant hit me

“I was just following otters.”

Singing Deck the halls to the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles theme

Is this the famous "hidden shoes and flask bracelet"?

there may not be anyone else in the world who finds my "adam jensen deus ex saying uncharacteristic things" bit funny, but i will never stop *adam jensen voice* uh-oh, spaggheti-o's

I know it is just the law and all that , but it still jars to see ‘Graham Linehan cleared of harassment’ when I think of just how much he has harassed (and spread lies about) friends of mine and never been shy of bothering me either .

FINE I'LL GO TO SLEEP

The loudest noise in the world is a medication blister pack when someone else in the room is trying to sleep

Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/

Today my uber driver told me I don't look disabled, but the way he chose to phrase it was "you seem like a strong bodied woman though, if you don't mind me saying, when you first see you".

I haven't been fucked like that since grade school, Charlie Brown

she's just so perfect

there’s a business near me called “Carpets by Raymond” and if it was called Ray’s Carpets I’d believe it was a carpet company, as is I firmly believe he’s a bespoke merkin weaver

Sorry to be 1000 years old, but it should be illegal to put a siren or alarm noise in an advert or song.

Hey kids shake it loose together The spotlight's hitting something that's been known to change the weather We'll kill the fatted calf tonight so stick around You're gonna hear electric music solid walls of soooouuunnd

putting a thin slice of ginger in your tea is not only delicious, it gives you the momentary horror of thinking a bug drowned in your tea and is touching your lip before you remember

oh, u have adhd? so you also read a excessive amount of books as a kid til you discovered the internet has words to read?