Thanks to the twitter bump we've ordered a third printing 🥹

my @transplantszine.bsky.social copy came in the mail, my cis gf picked it up and said "This is so great, you didn't get to read these magazines because you were a boy"

My third way political position is that ONLY trans women should be allowed to play sports in order to save our beautiful young men from sports gambling

Pride snapshots

If you ride a bicycle you might as well transition. People already want to kill you on sight for no reason and the law protects them when they do it. You won't notice the difference.

🎙️ this podcast does not exist: 2x speed ⏩

Picking up Cosmo t-girl from the checkout isle in Safeway instead of Vogue and getting really mad

My favorite bit is when someone is like, "I'm supporting banned books by purchasing a 30 week straight new york times bestselling novel. I am so brave." Bless your heart!

Woke up to 50 new orders. Thank you Elon for supporting trans literature

BREAKING: Pope Leo decrees all catholics MUST read our trans fashion magazine www.transplantszine.org/product/cosm...

“Haha they think antifa is real” no they know antifa is something they can accuse you of being so they can take away all your rights

lmao who is running seattle trans pride bro 😭😭

I think this is a sign that I'm feeling bitchy enough to work on my novel again.

Nothing says trans pride like performances by drag queens and outdoor mask policing.

Identity is not the end point or goal. Remembering that prevents a lot of brain worms.

This has surprisingly sold. But don't worry, this book is still out of print so you don't have to worry about accidentally reading it.

Will reducing your possessions to fit into a 35 liter bag and traveling the earth solve systemic transphobia and exploitation of labor under capitalism? I won't know until I try it.

This zine is so fucking good. Everyone should get a copy while they can, it’s hysterical

I've had two sips of wine so I'll just go ahead and say that this was Reckoning magazine and everyone associated with them can eat shit

Haunted Burrow Books has one copy of Performance Review left if you're in Seattle and into reading my novella

A better version of me would tell the snotty editor who sent a rude rejection to eat shit but alas I am not yet that person

i should mention the cosmo t-girl is by @transplantszine.bsky.social and it is hilarious you should get a copy if you can

friday injection gang what up

If you say anything like "goycattle" you should be executed on the spot

It's cool how 75% of modern journalism is lazy propaganda on behalf of corrupt right wing institutions.

Getting backshots in the Backrooms

@transplantszine.bsky.social has finally passed customs and made it to Toronto

We’ll be kicking off pride month right, tabling at Charlie's Queer Books in Fremont for their annual book fair!🏳️‍🌈🤗 June 7th from 11am-4pm, come peruse our new mag and tons more gay shit!🩷✨ Say you’ll be there!!!!

June month Pride sale on issues 2 and 4 if you show us your gay or trans card 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

What's cool about being in your 30s is if you miss one day of stretching or just hit the gym too hard, a muscle you never knew existed will dominate your next 24 to 48 hours until you find a YouTube stretching video with 27 views by a bald guy that gives you immediate relief.

I‘ll never get over Aster‘s ability and range in writing stark and real settings with driven inner monologues of vulnerability and personal turmoil - be it in SFF or by making use of genre. Performance Review is a romp.

Who else is ready for bike girl summer 🌞💖🚲

Update: physical copies sold out but still available as a downloadable pdf! Thanks to everyone who ordered a self published novella from a nobody writer!

Have a single copy left of Performance Review before it's sold out 😵 www.transplantszine.org/product/perf...

who up serving

There's something like six divisions with fifty events each for each of fifty states, so when you do the math you can see how 1/15,000 titles per year going to a trans kid is an urgent national issue.

i'm here to tell you that if you try hard enough you can write two different fisting scenes that advance the plot of your novella

Cosmo t-girl y2k party photo thread! 1/5

🧵 Public science in the US has taken some heavy hits over the last year, but the White House OMB is proposing a series of changes that will result in a TKO for science as we know it unless we fight back. Here's what's happening, and why it matters. 1/n

definitely in some kind of midlife crisis because i'm building up one of these bad boys just to feel something

I will see you in hell, zahilay

Found a New Humiliation Ritual: submitting micro fiction

i genuinely hate how internet culture has become so normalized and widespread. i do not want a white house deputy chief of staff saying "it's white boy november" or a secretary of state tweeting that he's "locked in for this banger." grow up.

makes you wonder if Capitalism and its constant quest for a new frontier to monetize is bad. wonder if anyone has written about this.

all i've done so far is read the first two pages and i'm ready to say this is one of the best things ever made ever thank you @transplantszine.bsky.social!

absolutely, cyclist lives should matter even less than trans lives. and trans cyclists? oh buddy you better believe we're gonna punish them.

hard truth for new/inexperienced organizers is that it's critically important to put your own oxygen mask on first before you help the person next to you.

Quiz results by popular demand 😭

Big thanks to the more than 70 attendees last night for the release of COSMO t-girl! If you haven't gotten your copy yet what are you doing????

Miller High Life for me bc I'm an out of touch elite