I misread this image so badly that I can only really hope to illustrate what I saw. ( Also a good excuse for an #art study )

Just passed a small kid having a meltdown on the pavement and shouting, "I want to stay in my house" repeatedly, and I think we can all relate to that on a cold November morning.

I need more obelisks

A "red beret in Waterford" moment.

surprise your family this thanksgiving by picking up the nearest cat and holding it like a submachine gun and shouting "everybody be cool, this is a robbery".

thank you wicked movies for giving me something to suggest when mom forgets harry potter movies aren't fun holiday watches.

Beggars belief we had something akin to the build up to Allende’s coup here and the dipshits still think Brexit/ Dom Cummings telling racist people what they wanted to hear was the political heist of the century

funniest thing i've discovered as a direct result of this feature is that Hope Not Hate, the Labour right's captured anti-racism group, are US-based

The sensation of an assault on democracy is made worse by the fact that Labour has essentially governed as a Tory party. It's in big bold letters: you're not allowed to choose, make do with the slop you're given.

"Opposition Party's bureaucracy deliberately loses multiple elections and coordinates with media figures to deligitimise their leader" is the kind of lurid fantasy most centrist melts imagine about Russian or Turkish opposition parties, but as always the call is coming from inside the house.

You might not think you needed to see Kate Bush dressed as a bat today, but you were wrong.

Weird that there aren't dozens of indie Morrowinds. You could probably make Morrowind in half an afternoon, these days. There should be loads of weird indie Morrowinds about.

These are drawings I've done playing TTRPGs. Are they shit? Yes. Are they the greatest achievements in all of human artistic endeavour? Also yes.

My girlfriend absolutely hates seafood. I have a pair of boxers with pictures of sushi on them that I only wear when I'm mad at her.

My Magnum Opus: Cloud Tools

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I want to make a lore-stuffed video game that uses your computer's system clock and geolocation data to ensure that the true ending which reveals what's REALLY going on will unlock only while speedrunning it on stage at GDQ.

After "film trilogy that dropped a critical plot point exclusively via timed Fortnite event" and "video game series whose story only makes sense if you're aware of the events of a canon pachinko machine", I feel like there are whole frontiers of user-hostile narrative design waiting to be explored.

Oh god you /CAN/ Steven universe this guy LMAO

They also completely broke Google home audio systems if you opted out of Gemini... I regret ever choosing them for my audio, emails, phone, even fricking thermostat... Going to cost me a lot of money to degoogle 😭

madonna and child

someone loves the fleece catnip christmas house

Authors beware: ClaimsHero is urging authors to opt out of the Anthropic settlement in order to file their own separate lawsuit. Except this outfit has no federal or state court experience with class-action suits. And the judge has called them a fraud.

Get us Medicare for All Zohran, compliment his hair

He’s surrounded by such wormy little losers at the White House that I think he was like wow a cool guy

MS imposed Copilot on a database I was using and it suggested changes to data in a way that made it hard to distinguish between actual and suggested data, and very easy to accidentally accept the changes. The suggestions were 100% wrong, 100% of the time. My feedback was less polite than yours.

Jesus to his disciples:

I got a little creative with MakeRoom to make a sci-fi bunkroom 😁 The bunk beds are shuttered to protect you from hull breaches while you sleep 😨 It's a bit spartan. You have to poop in the shower cubicle, but at least you don't have to make eye contact 😅 [ @kenney.nl #MakeRoom ]

very good crunching noises from a creature that's 50% head 👍

you see someone posting an ai meme and you go to block them, but - wait! remember to block everyone replying to them with multiple cry-laugh emojis and other ai memes *first*.

"Oh, you're running a ttrpg group? Who's in it?"

Everyone has been so dishonest with their Frieren drawing advice. I'm here to tell the truth!

In highly important news from history today, it’s the 80th anniversary of the 21st birthday of Christopher Tolkien, notable now for the wording (especially the small print) of the invitation to the party

the amount of coherent contiguous pedestrian routes in the uk that aren't at this moment blocked by skips, vans, weird subsidence or insane curb elevation is less than 5 miles. all of these will fall into holes and be kicked into shrapnel by saturday night pint goblins.

SIR. SIR YOU HAVE KEBAB.

Honestly cannot stress how much Napoleon, my ex-feral, loves kebab. The dirtier and spicier the better. I figure a kebab shop somewhere used to feed him. The claws come out. I legit have to fight to keep it for myself.

get in the air fryer shinji

Just so it's clear. It's not allowing AI because it's trying to create a clean dataset for training AI. It's not because any of the involved parties actually care about human created art. Demons can lie to you. You have to rebuke them categorically, rather than fold when they say the right words.

Neither rain nor sleet nor ICE

in its latest scumbag move, google added nebulous "smart" features you can only use when you consent to let them scrape all your data, added a "when you check this box we get all your personal data" box in settings, then, in an act of generosity, ticked it for themselves and didn't tell users.

YOU 🫵 LOVE ❤️ CARS Pave paradise and wishlist Car Park Capital: store.steampowered.com/app/3031880/...

more on the care system from comrades at for anyone interested praxiscast.podbean.com/e/e268-the-c...

not to stan monbiot but we collectively don't talk about this nearly enough and im very glad someone is

i think if you want to have those disgusting LED headlights on your car, you should have to do a test where they blast you point blank with your own headlights and then you have 15 seconds to successfully complete some sort of vision-based task, and if you can't do it they push your car off a cliff

No government I can recall has gone harder & faster at destroying British democracy & our civil rights

For decades, Greebles have been used as stimuli in psychology studies on facial recognition. Greebles come in five families (Samar, Galli, Osmit, Radok and Tasio) and two genders (plok and glip). Though nobody is sure where they come from, science owes these odd creatures an enormous debt.