*starts blasting The East Is Red so loud my neighbors complain*

Cawthon’s fans have said some of the most vile shit to me for daring to point this out. They blame me for “driving him away” when in reality he just didn’t want to stand by his own harmful actions, and they *are* harmful. Present tense.

they are feeding him a powerful compound

Strong possibility, that rather than being autistic I may actually be a vampire. Strong aversion to daylight Specific food preferences Need very clear invitation to enter someone else's home

This isn't funny, I lost my gingerbread house this way.

oh THAT's how google ads work now

“You have one remaining wish.” “Summon a hydra in the middle of my enemy’s fortress, but one with so many heads that any new heads will be crushed immediately, creating an ever-expanding mass of hydra heads that will destroy the entire stronghold.” “You mean…?” “Yes. A hydra-djinn bomb.”

gas station mana pills

in an alternate universe

The more I hear from Andy Burnham, the less I'd like to hear from Andy Burnham.

as an old, i was there, and an important thing about the internet is even the skeptical knew basically what it did and why people used it they just thought it was lame. it was not sold as "you're stupid for not knowing what this does, now tell us what it does we uh just want to check if you know"

ANGEL: *creates alligator* ANGEL’S BROTHER: *creates crocodile* ANGEL: *creates dolphin* ANGEL'S BROTHER: *creates porpoise* ANGEL: *creates llama* ANGEL'S BROTHER: *creates alpaca* ANGEL: quit copying me ANGEL'S BROTHER: qUiT cOpYiNg mE ANGEL: i’m telling god ANGEL'S BROTHER: i’M TeLLiNg gOd

isekai but for everyone @comrade-ishmael.bsky.social: "that's banestorm" no, no, it's... fuck it's banestorm

Oh no I can't stop and they will not be getting any better

I don't remember who first post it, I know it's been stolen thousands of times, but I still think about "Diana going home with a chippy tea"

The internet is an excellent tool for learning new skills <3

I’m going to battle now…

I once got kicked out of a country club for riding my bike through it while exclaiming loudly, "After the revolution, this will all be ours!" My 20s were weird.

“Portaloo”

Today's Daily Cartoon for @newyorker.com by Kevin Maher and me.

The comparison I heard was data centers using the same amount of water as golf courses, and for that I was all, my brother in Christ, let me tell you what I think we should do with golf courses

"Quark encounters with direct competition from a nearby station, Gloucester Services."

Anyway here’s the passage of Judith Butler that the Guardian censored years ago

“taxes on work are historically low” ok but your landlord, your boss, and the VAT man leech away half of workers’ income and only one of those shows up in the data you’re looking at.

The fact Labour would rather enable the racist illiberal right if it means locking the liberal anti-racist left out certainly clarifies the type of party Labour is for anyone who might still be unsure

It's weird that we don't talk more about how Boeing killed that guy.

You know which episode this is.

Incredible stuff.

How it feels to see tiktok foodslop videos

"At first contact with re-entry into national politics, the great hope of the soft left has capitulated across the board"

Counterpoint: No I will not

obvs gonna have to see how the support materializes but ngl its refreshing to see a british politician unequivocally support trans rights in the year of our gourd 2026

lmao

Nice bf. Where’d you get him,

if you are wondering why: it's specifically a nazi term used to punch down

the internet has become so puritanical it reinvented the Scunthorpe Effect

We're here for the pharaoh’s money, not yours. Your money is insured by a complex system of IOUs, occasionally chiseled into stone, despite the modern assumption that this was a simple barter economy. Think of your families, don't try and be a hero

Cometh the hour, cometh the man